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a tale of two cities cat Cats charles dickens classic homophone illusion literalism novel parody tail tale title
By Snake73
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

cat got idiom literalism similar sounding thong tongue
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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

book brand cat cat in the hat dr seuss hat literalism title tonka tunic
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

magnet cat double meaning literalism
By xyzpdq1
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To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop