To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop

The only question I have here is: Will Antonio Banderas be voicing both of these darlings, or just one? - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you should paws and reflect on your sense of humor, kitteh! - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

The real question here is: Are there nine lives on Mars? - Matty Malaprop

Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop