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By Unknown
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This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop

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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

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