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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

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Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop

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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

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