I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

Because it's Harry Potter Week...

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You Just Need to Bee Yourself, Snoopy!

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POSTING THIS B/C MY BOSS REALLY LOVES SNOOPY THE CAT AND HE BASICALLY MADE ME DO IT SO SORRY???? EXCEPT NOT REALLY B/C OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. - Matty Malaprop

And Apparently Polydactyl

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Thumbs up, tailor tabby. - Matty Malaprop

X-FACTOR IS SUCH A LOAD OF CRAP

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I See What You Kitteh'd There

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Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

I Hissed (at) a Girl... And I Liked it

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I mean, how could you not like her? Her songs are full of rapier wit and her meow-y voice is nigh irresistible! #Sarcasm - Matty Malaprop