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Via Bec Hill
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd speak up, but I'm really just tired of this constant catty thong and dance of yours. - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

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Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop

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