Cataclysm

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Cataclysm
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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Brush

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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Brush
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Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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Pleated Jeans Punimals
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop