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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

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That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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POSTING THIS B/C MY BOSS REALLY LOVES SNOOPY THE CAT AND HE BASICALLY MADE ME DO IT SO SORRY???? EXCEPT NOT REALLY B/C OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Bec Hill
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

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