Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?

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Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?
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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Brush

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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Brush
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Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...

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His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...
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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba

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The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba
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PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

More political hilarity over here!