He can walk the meerwalk, but I'm terribly skeptical as to whether or not this kitty can talk the meertalk. - Matty Malaprop
This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop
What is this, the homophonic armadillo convention or something? - Matty Malaprop
... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop