Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"
The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop
Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop