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I've been lifting for so long, I've even started doubling the stuff I lift. SO STRONK. - Matty Malaprop

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Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

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That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

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Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop

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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

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