DO YOU EVEN LIFT???

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I've been lifting for so long, I've even started doubling the stuff I lift. SO STRONK. - Matty Malaprop

Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Little TL;DR, But I Promise It's Worth It

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Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop

Makes Sense, When You Think About It

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That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop

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