Why Do I Even Have That Stupid Window?

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Why Do I Even Have That Stupid Window?
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And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

Point Made.

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Point Made.
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Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

Puns, Big Willie Style

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Puns, Big Willie Style
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Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

Dressed With Greens

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Dressed With Greens
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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop