You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop
I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."
My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop
Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop
Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs?
A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop
That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop
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