Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

The More You Know *Shooting Star*

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The More You Know *Shooting Star*
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I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

Point Made.

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Point Made.
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Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg
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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

This Could Only Be Better Under One Circumstance...

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This Could Only Be Better Under One Circumstance...
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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It

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Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It
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He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop

You Sher Locked Into That One, Emma

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You Sher Locked Into That One, Emma
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And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop