Anybody Got Any Matches?

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Anybody Got Any Matches?
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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

A Joke as Old as the Scrolls Themselves

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A Joke as Old as the Scrolls Themselves
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... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Ken is a Really Amiable Guy

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But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic

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You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop