DO YOU EVEN LIFT???

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DO YOU EVEN LIFT???
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I've been lifting for so long, I've even started doubling the stuff I lift. SO STRONK. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Wait, Decline's an Option?
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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

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When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!
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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

This Could Only Be Better Under One Circumstance...

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This Could Only Be Better Under One Circumstance...
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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

She Must Be Really Pissed!

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She Must Be Really Pissed!
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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop