Laudable Puns (alternate)

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answer,bull,game,guess,homophones,key,similar sounding,suffix
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Bullpuns are just for warm-up. (1)Able (2)Gullible (3)Cannibal (4)Parable (5)Fable (6)Bully (7)Abominable (8)Bible (9)Noble

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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answer,cyanide-happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,interview,literalism,mirror,question,see,ten,years,yourself
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

Insect Humor, Amirite?

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might,question,fly,answer,mite,literalism,homophones
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Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, It Kinda Sticks Out

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answer,domics,lips,lipstick,literalism,question,stick
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The chaps stick, on the other hand... - Matty Malaprop

But How Else is He Going to Finance His Radio Crustation?

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answer,denial,literalism,long form,pawn,prawn,question,similar sounding
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... because that's totally the kind of business an enterprising super villain (hero?) would go into... yeah... - Matty Malaprop

I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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answer,crack,cracking,cracking up,double meaning,global warming,ice,question,sun
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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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