Some Children's Parents...

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Some Children's Parents...
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You really gotta admire Genie in this scenario, who is going to great lengths to preserve the sanctity of baby nomenclature as a general ideal. - Matty Malaprop

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic

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You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

Well, He Did Ask...

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Well, He Did Ask...
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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!
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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

Laudable Puns (alternate)

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Laudable Puns (alternate)
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Bullpuns are just for warm-up. (1)Able (2)Gullible (3)Cannibal (4)Parable (5)Fable (6)Bully (7)Abominable (8)Bible (9)Noble

GPOY My love Life

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GPOY My love Life
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Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop