Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop

And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop