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do you even lift,answer,tab,lift,double meaning,yes
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I've been lifting for so long, I've even started doubling the stuff I lift. SO STRONK. - Matty Malaprop

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Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop

answer,cyanide-happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,interview,literalism,mirror,question,see,ten,years,yourself
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

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I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

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