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Via: Poorly Drawn Lines
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Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By Raptor2213 (Via: Evil Comic)
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... because that's totally the kind of business an enterprising super villain (hero?) would go into... yeah... - Matty Malaprop

Smee! That'll be one dollar, Smee!
By codehhaslawlz (Via: @inaneopinions)
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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

Haha! Taxidermy!
By Unknown
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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

Mustache, Eyebrows
By Unknown
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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop