These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma

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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop