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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

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Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

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Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

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Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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