I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop
... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop
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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop
A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop
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