Felines in Paris

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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Will Smith's Career Takes a Hot New Turn

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Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

Dressed With Greens

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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

Puns, Big Willie Style

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Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop