She Must Be Really Pissed!

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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Little TL;DR, But I Promise It's Worth It

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Oh, science jokes... my best friend's engaged to a Biochemistry Ph.D., but I swear to god if I hear the "unzip your genes" joke one more time, I'm going to wreck that highfalutin home. - Matty Malaprop

Yarrrrr We Do

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The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

But How Else is He Going to Finance His Radio Crustation?

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... because that's totally the kind of business an enterprising super villain (hero?) would go into... yeah... - Matty Malaprop

Anybody Got Any Matches?

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... maybe try a search for iLighther and see if that yields more useful results? - Matty Malaprop

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