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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

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Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

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Ernie wasn't complaining about the dessert he was dished up, but that fateful homophonic response was the very thing that kept him from receiving the rocky road he'd so desperately dreamed of having that evening. - Matty Malaprop

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I really admire this fish. I've always felt as though it's quite difficult to remain upbeat when every day is packed to the gills with things to do. - Matty Malaprop

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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop