Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'

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I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

Ken is a Really Amiable Guy

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But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop