You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop
The chaps stick, on the other hand... - Matty Malaprop
Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs?
A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop
Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop
Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop
The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop
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