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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

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... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

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