Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

She Must Be Really Pissed!

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She Must Be Really Pissed!
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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop

Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.
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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma

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These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

Will Smith's Career Takes a Hot New Turn

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Will Smith's Career Takes a Hot New Turn
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Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop