Scooby Puns

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They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop

I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Yarrrrr We Do

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The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

So Funny, I Think I Peed a Little

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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Ever wondered why he's so interested in such fine wear?

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Yeah, neither have I.

Geometry Puns Are Weird...

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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

Sonic Resents That Remark

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Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop