Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma

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These Mushrooms Just Said Something Real Mean About Yo Mamma
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

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So Funny, I Think I Peed a Little

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So Funny, I Think I Peed a Little
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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry

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Bad Joke Eel Makes Babies Cry
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I have an inkling that octopuses don't really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. - Matty Malaprop