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My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop
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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop
Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop
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