Just Give Him Time; He'll Get Über It

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He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop

I Think the Ice Actually Said Something a Bit Nastier...

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This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

This Could Only Be Better Under One Circumstance...

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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

So Funny, I Think I Peed a Little

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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, It Kinda Sticks Out

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The chaps stick, on the other hand... - Matty Malaprop

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