Point Made.

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Point Made.
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Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

The More You Know *Shooting Star*

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The More You Know *Shooting Star*
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I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Wait, Decline's an Option?
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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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Honesty is the WINNING Policy
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg

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He's a Big Fan of Wares That Don't Cost an Arm and a Leg
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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...
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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop