The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop
Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs?
A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop
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Viagra: It makes Santa go 'round the world. - Matty Malaprop
If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop
And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop
This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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