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Looks like someone went warp speed all over her stupid face, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

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