Felix Baumgartner? More like Felix BALLSMGARTNER, amirite? #I'mNotRight - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop
Srsly u guiz: NYANCATBUS. It's Totoro meets Nyan Cat meets a misinterpretation of the acronym USB. HOW COULD ANYTHING POSSIBLY BE BETTER? - Matty Malaprop
Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop
The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop
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