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I apologize for the brow-furrowingly small text on this post, punmasters, but I'd say it's still worth seeing because "either this wet t-shirt goes, or I do" might be the most brilliant piece of prose I've read so far in 2012. - Matty Malaprop

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Better than being caught in the buzzard throes of Skeksis, or a host of angry exes, or a battle of the sexes, or... - Matty Malaprop

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You're the only buoy I've ever loved. - Matty Malaprop

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They really don't get the credit they deserve. After all, the bread is a very important part of a Hamlet sandwich! - Matty Malaprop