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Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

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Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The opening sentence of all my phone conversations for the past two months" above a still of someone saying, "Um, is everything ok? I mean, other than, you know, everything?"

Everything Is Not Okay

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Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh

Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

Funny tweet that reads, "If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough"

Hard Truth

Funny tweet that reads, "When I say I'm in my bag all 2020 this is what I mean" above a photo of a guy wearing a tent over his head on a flight to prevent from getting coronavirus

Kindly Get Out Of My Face

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Funny dank memes about Kid Cudi's humming | cudi starts humming Bobby Hill astral projecting | kid cudi humming Kermit the Frog tucking a teddy bear to sleep

Kid Cudi's Humming Is Majorly Therapeutic For Depressed Millennials

Funny memes about existentialism | Grey Plague @Narkissos Stop saying life is joke s not. Jokes have meaning. 12:57 AM 17 Nov 19 Twitter Android Never before have been so offended by something one hundred percent agree with. | Without objective morality, everything is permissible. nutella spaghetti

Existential Memes For Pessimists Trying To Figure Out The Meaning Of Life

Funny tweet that reads, "Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were to ever get rich"

One Day When I'm Rich And Famous...

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Funny Twitter meme about a guy who made a Zoom background of him walking in on himself in a meeting

Hehehe

Funny random memes | gollum in a face mask IF UGLY, BUT HAVE PRETTY EYES THIS IS CHANCE!! | call time out during tag caught corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal jelly sandwich power rangers lunchbox

Funny AF Memes And Tweets To Get You Through The Day