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Funny tweet that reads, "I'm at the 'Got in my car and drove a few feet away just to sit there alone' stage of quarantine"

F*ckin' Same

Funny Twitter reactions to Grimes and Elon Musk supposedly naming their baby "Influenza" | tweet by Pop Base @PopBase Grimes Elon Musk have reportedly named their child Influenza. 2:09 AM Apr 23, 2020 Twitter iPhone | piel @lordies influenza mae musk looks good here 2:14 AM Apr 23, 2020 Twitter iPhone goth elf baby

Elon Musk And Grimes Reportedly Named Their Baby 'Influenza,' Twitter Reacts

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Funny tweet that reads, "HOW DO I STILL HAVE SO MUCH LAUNDRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN DRESS IN OVER A MONTH"

Seriously WTF

Funny tweets that prove we are the virus, coronavirus, covid-19 | ben wasserman 4/6 @benwassertweet yodel boys are returning their natural habitat. nature is healing are virus yodeling in supermarket | Saint Silk @silk_laurent earth is healing are virus.. crow smoking a cigarette

17 Tweets That Prove We Are The Virus

Funny bad jokes, dad jokes, what's updog, updog joke, funny tweet about dying and doing a whats updog joke to the doctor | doctor: itm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing]

Nice

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Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Me posing for the government agent watching me in my camera" above photos of a woman posing in front of her computer

Oh Hey There

Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

Not Nearly As Cool

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Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

Funny Twitter meme about the very distinct sound the plastic lid on a store-bought cake makes | EliteTweetThief The whole world can hear you trying to open this late at night Dak RidicuIousDak I can hear this picture

Weird Kinda ASMR

Funny random memes | alone public and start getting self conscious about every little thing AM HOLDING MY ELBOW Too HIGH UP? | No one: God after every month 2020 Disint More! Trand Core More! Star Wars Kylo Ren

Twenty-Eight Excellent Memes That Don't Require An IQ

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Gave my man a quarantine fade" above photos of a guy's terrible haircut

Perfect

Funny twitter thread about steak-umm twitter account promoting the dispelling of misinformation during the difficult time of coronavirus and covid-19 | Steak Steak-umm umm @steak_umm friendly reminder times uncertainty and misinformation: anecdotes are not data good) data is carefully measured and collected information based on range subject-dependent factors, including, but not limited controlled variables, meta-analysis, and randomization | outliers attempting counter global consensus around

Steak-Umm Serves Up A Surprisingly Insightful Twitter Thread About These Difficult Times

Funny random memes | fish choking see couples post about much they love each other | cat with raised hair need stop being lonely and talk people Someone: Hey :

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Interesting Twitter thread about the person who holds the keys to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem | David Videcette @DavidVidecette This is the moment The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed due to Coronavirus. Last time this happened was in 1349, during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic. What’s fascinating about this story is the guy with the keys.

Twitter Thread Tells The Story Of A Muslim Key-Keeper At A Holy Site In Jerusalem

Funny tweet about sanitizing everything during the coronavirus quarantine | just clorox wiped a bottle of purell and purelled my hands cuz i touched the clorox bottle

There's No End In Sight

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16-year-old informs his teachers that he is not required to do any of the schoolwork they assign him: 'You can still give me the work if you choose, but it won't get done.'

16-year-old informs his teachers that he is not required to do any of the schoolwork they assign him: 'You can still give me the work if you choose, but it won't get done.'

'I’m there every day, getting up at 5 AM': Boss refuses to pay employee $65k a year despite earning $450k in the last tax year

'I’m there every day, getting up at 5 AM': Boss refuses to pay employee $65k a year despite earning $450k in the last tax year

19-year-old sister refuses to let her 15-year-old brother take her artwork and claim it as his own: 'My brother scratched out my initial and write his own, as well as writing his name on the back of the canvas.'

19-year-old sister refuses to let her 15-year-old brother take her artwork and claim it as his own: 'My brother scratched out my initial and write his own, as well as writing his name on the back of the canvas.'

Lead engineer gets convinced by manager to give up $5000 bonus for intern bonuses, has second thoughts when other team lead receives bonus: 'I'm sure the CEO will know about this'

Lead engineer gets convinced by manager to give up $5000 bonus for intern bonuses, has second thoughts when other team lead receives bonus: 'I'm sure the CEO will know about this'

'You might have spent the same $1 bill a few times and you'd never know it': 25+ of the funniest shower thoughts of the month for deep thinkers

'You might have spent the same $1 bill a few times and you'd never know it': 25+ of the funniest shower thoughts of the month for deep thinkers

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

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