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Funny tweet that reads, "Kinda looks like the billionaires aren't going to save us"

Absolutely Shocking

Funny dank memes from the kids' show 'Arthur' entitled, "D.W. Holding Fence" | My FBI agent watching everything do @memebase | watching everyone go sleep while stay up and overthink everything my life

Thirteen 'D.W. Holding Fence' Memes That Have Us Feeling Left Out

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Twitter headline that reads, "Scientists say they can recreate living dinosaurs within the next five years" above a still of Doctor Strange saying, "Let me guess, April?"

Oh God Here We Go

Funny random memes | Olaf such mood here Baby? Babe? Baby? Oh yeah single | Lisa Simpson's presentation Muffins are people who don't have balls eat cake breakfast.

Random Memes To Relieve That Hopeless Tedium

Funny Twitter story about a dad and daughter playing a funny wholesome game | Bridie Connell O @BridieKConnell 16h Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Woman Plays Wholesome Game With Her Dad In This Amusing Twitter Story

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Funny tweet about different ways to say that it's raining hard, ending with a reference to the song 'It's Raining Men' | cats and dogs old ladies and sticks like a pissing cow

Amen!

funny dating and relationship memes | him: come over can't busy. him lead on 6 months woman jogging | Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin Single at 23 have go out and meet someone Single at 29 If 's meant be right person will find my home.

16 Dating Memes And Tweets That Sum Up The Struggles Of Getting Back Out There

Funny thread about triscuits | Sage Boggs @sageboggs OK, buckle up wanna talk about Triscuit. Tris cuit NABISCO Baked with 100% Whole Grain Wheat Triscuit ENLARGED T0 SHOW DETAIL SERVING Top with herbed cheese, tomatoes parsley SUGGESTION starts with 3 Simple Ingredients ORIGINAL MADE WITH SEA SALT PER 6 CRACKERS 120 0.5 CALORIES DIETS RICH WHOLE GRAIN FOODS OTHER PLANT FOODS LOW SATURATED FAT CHOLESTEROL, MAY HELP REDUCE RISK HEART DISEASE. | Several years ago at party (BRAG and spotted box

Twitter Thread: Guy Uncovers Story Behind The Triscuit Brand Name

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Funny tweet about taking wine at communion | me sips wine oh yes i like it i'll have a bottle of that priest ma'am that's not how it works please go back to your pew

Pretty Sure That's A Sin

Funny tweets from the National Cowboy Museum | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm Hello, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new this but excited. My team will also continue protect and monitor museum. Thanks, Tim Send O 8,521 9:15 PM Mar 17, 2020 1,323 people are talking about this | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm And these are his boots. Hashtag John Wayne. Thanks, Tim O1,313 3:17 PM Mar 18, 2020 88 people are ta

Hilarity Ensues When Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Gets Put In Charge Of Twitter Account

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Thirty Random Memes For Your Tired Eyes

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Funny tweet that reads, "Tested positive for missing the homies"

Miss My Bros

Interesting Twitter thread about the good news surrounding coronavirus | Marcello Ruffini #FBPE @MarcelloRuffini mate sent this on WhatsApp about some good news China has closed down its last coronavirus hospital. Not enough new cases support them Doctors India have been successful treating Coronavirus. Combination drugs used:

Hopeful Twitter Thread Highlights Some Of The Good News Surrounding Coronavirus

Funny and cute tweets from Twitter account 'Thoughts of Dog' | Thoughts Dog @dog_feelings know put pill my rolled up cheese slice not mad about would simply appreciate. if would be honest with next time

Fifteen Times 'Thoughts Of Dog' Got Our Feets A-Tippy Tappin'

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15 Cringey Liars Who Were Called Out For Their Blatant BS

Funny random memes | Are robot not robot re CAPTCHA Privacy- Terms Boston Dynan | know can't read s Bible get credit trying. blissfulsloth these guys were so funny pirates of the Caribbean

Amusing Memes For When You're Out-Of-Your-Mind Bored

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Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Front desk intern declines to extend 10 month contract, manager complains as 6 interns quit before her: 'We are throwing away a great opportunity'

Front desk intern declines to extend 10 month contract, manager complains as 6 interns quit before her: 'We are throwing away a great opportunity'

37 and 30-year-old sisters take a DNA test and discover they’re only half-sisters and don’t share the same father, and their mom expects them to keep it a secret

37 and 30-year-old sisters take a DNA test and discover they’re only half-sisters and don’t share the same father, and their mom expects them to keep it a secret

Daughter changes locks and refuses to let Mom move back in after she abandoned her 4 kids for 5 years to live with a boyfriend, and expects to just reclaim her old room

Daughter changes locks and refuses to let Mom move back in after she abandoned her 4 kids for 5 years to live with a boyfriend, and expects to just reclaim her old room

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