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Funny tweet that reads, "HOW DO I STILL HAVE SO MUCH LAUNDRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN DRESS IN OVER A MONTH"

Seriously WTF

Funny tweets that prove we are the virus, coronavirus, covid-19 | ben wasserman 4/6 @benwassertweet yodel boys are returning their natural habitat. nature is healing are virus yodeling in supermarket | Saint Silk @silk_laurent earth is healing are virus.. crow smoking a cigarette

17 Tweets That Prove We Are The Virus

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Funny bad jokes, dad jokes, what's updog, updog joke, funny tweet about dying and doing a whats updog joke to the doctor | doctor: itm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing]

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Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Me posing for the government agent watching me in my camera" above photos of a woman posing in front of her computer

Oh Hey There

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Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

Not Nearly As Cool

Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

Funny Twitter meme about the very distinct sound the plastic lid on a store-bought cake makes | EliteTweetThief The whole world can hear you trying to open this late at night Dak RidicuIousDak I can hear this picture

Weird Kinda ASMR

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Funny random memes | alone public and start getting self conscious about every little thing AM HOLDING MY ELBOW Too HIGH UP? | No one: God after every month 2020 Disint More! Trand Core More! Star Wars Kylo Ren

Twenty-Eight Excellent Memes That Don't Require An IQ

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Gave my man a quarantine fade" above photos of a guy's terrible haircut

Perfect

Funny twitter thread about steak-umm twitter account promoting the dispelling of misinformation during the difficult time of coronavirus and covid-19 | Steak Steak-umm umm @steak_umm friendly reminder times uncertainty and misinformation: anecdotes are not data good) data is carefully measured and collected information based on range subject-dependent factors, including, but not limited controlled variables, meta-analysis, and randomization | outliers attempting counter global consensus around

Steak-Umm Serves Up A Surprisingly Insightful Twitter Thread About These Difficult Times

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Funny random memes | fish choking see couples post about much they love each other | cat with raised hair need stop being lonely and talk people Someone: Hey :

Thirty Entertaining Posts Of Mediocre Quality

Interesting Twitter thread about the person who holds the keys to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem | David Videcette @DavidVidecette This is the moment The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed due to Coronavirus. Last time this happened was in 1349, during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic. What’s fascinating about this story is the guy with the keys.

Twitter Thread Tells The Story Of A Muslim Key-Keeper At A Holy Site In Jerusalem

Funny tweet about sanitizing everything during the coronavirus quarantine | just clorox wiped a bottle of purell and purelled my hands cuz i touched the clorox bottle

There's No End In Sight

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Funny tweets about homeschooling while being quarantined | Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Quarantine Day One: This could be fun always wondered would be like homeschool! Quarantine Day One [at breakfast SO HELP GOD, MOVE FOOT AWAY BROTHER'S CEREAL BOWL OR WILL FIND SCHOOL THIS COUNTRY IS OPEN AND DRIVE US THERE TODAY 2:11 pm 16 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 68 Retweets 381 Likes

Roundup Of Tweets About Quarantine Homeschooling From Tired Parents

Funny memes about what one looked like on March vs. April 1st | fit buff Chris Hemsworth in Thor Ragnarok vs overweight fat Thor in Avengers Endgame | Star Wars droid R2D2 and a trash can

'March 1st vs. April 1st' Memes Depict How God-Awful March Was

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Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Front desk intern declines to extend 10 month contract, manager complains as 6 interns quit before her: 'We are throwing away a great opportunity'

Front desk intern declines to extend 10 month contract, manager complains as 6 interns quit before her: 'We are throwing away a great opportunity'

37 and 30-year-old sisters take a DNA test and discover they’re only half-sisters and don’t share the same father, and their mom expects them to keep it a secret

37 and 30-year-old sisters take a DNA test and discover they’re only half-sisters and don’t share the same father, and their mom expects them to keep it a secret

Daughter changes locks and refuses to let Mom move back in after she abandoned her 4 kids for 5 years to live with a boyfriend, and expects to just reclaim her old room

Daughter changes locks and refuses to let Mom move back in after she abandoned her 4 kids for 5 years to live with a boyfriend, and expects to just reclaim her old room

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