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Funny twitter story about strippers, kevin hard, and narrowly avoided dead | Adam Heath Avitable @avitable Okay, tweeps, it's storytime. The year was 2015. A young (er) Avitable had tickets to go see @KevinHart4real on April 24th, and invited a stripper named Mandi May Jackson who he knew from his local adult establishment. She agreed, he picked her and they went out on the 'dn town... Adam Heath Avitable is at Amway Center Club Level. April 24, 2015 Orlando Feeling goofy before Kevin Hart gets

Epic Twitter Saga Involving Kevin Hart, A Stripper, And Narrowly Avoiding Death

Funny meme about Lana Del Rey | adnan @subtractnanYM mannn Conversation @subtractnanYM now that Target is burnt to ashes where will @LanaDelRey shop??? ? 12:04 PM • 5/28/20 • Twitter for iPhone View Tweet activity Lana Del Rey @LanaDelRey blocked you

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Funny tweet about what work will look like after quarantine is over | Stupid Resumes RESUMES @stupidresumes Imagine wearing a suit to work after all this, or buttoning up a shirt, or even caring about anything at all ever again.

Can't Begin To Imagine

Funny meme that reads, "Me enjoying the sleep I don't deserve after a long day of doing absolutely nothing" above a photo of a little dog lying in a bed

That Quarantine Life

Funny and cute wholesome memes | make nice painting and parents hang up and feel nice HC dog looking proud next to a drawing of flowers | Late spring 2020 mood after cutting off all toxic)social apps and news. mother moomin sleeping in grass

Eighteen Wholesome Memes That Serve As A Breath Of Fresh Air

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Funny random memes | pouring a huge bottle of oil into a salad Shrek and Han Solo dress same Normal conversation | thought her pant fell down, but 's her damn shoes Tewag wg ANGHAI TANGHA ANGHAI ALAN RITY CHALAN BRITY TANCHALA CELLURIT TANCHA Anrg ANGHAL ALA BIT NGHALAN LEBRITY HАГANI 20

Fifty Silly Memes Made For Banishing Boredom

Funny Twitter thread where people talk about making hard-boiled eggs for the ball inside the mouse in the '90s | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App

Oddly Specific Twitter Troll About Boiled Eggs Is A Flashback From The '90s

Funny Twitter memes about the 'movie villain vs. the actual villain' | @Clo_vdn May 21 This one is my Dramione peeps Clothilde movie villain actual villain Voldemort and J. K. Rowling

Movie Villains Get Roasted In This Twitter Meme Full Of Hot Takes

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Funny reaction memes and tweets to scientists discovering a potential parallel universe | Kronk Emperor's New Groove NASA news: High-energy particles Antarctica could prove parallel universes 's another one Apocalypse Bingo! | Captain America Astor George @grandpabbychuck choking my parallel universe doppelganger who has better life than so can take his place.

Scientists May Have Discovered A Parallel Universe, Internet Reacts

Funny Twitter thread about nostalgic things from elementary school | melina melmadara smelled SO bad and were probably washed once year | bringing back weird memories elementary school running finger between tiles on a wall |

Twitter Thread About Elementary School Brings Back Memories

Funny random memes | turn light off and try find bed guy in sunglasses walking strangely with his hands outstretched | IHOP waitresses callin baby Kermit the frog tucking in a tiny teddy bear into bed

Fifty Random Memes That Made Us Snicker

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Funny tweet that reads, "This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told 'no' in their life"

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Funny memes about mental health | people call calm person but are middle an internal existential crisis and only way keeping sanity is pretending don't care | neurotypical yoga yoga yoga yoga yoga

Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

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Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

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Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

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