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Funny Twitter thread about nostalgic things from elementary school | melina melmadara smelled SO bad and were probably washed once year | bringing back weird memories elementary school running finger between tiles on a wall |

Twitter Thread About Elementary School Brings Back Memories

Funny random memes | turn light off and try find bed guy in sunglasses walking strangely with his hands outstretched | IHOP waitresses callin baby Kermit the frog tucking in a tiny teddy bear into bed

Fifty Random Memes That Made Us Snicker

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Funny tweet that reads, "This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told 'no' in their life"

Seriously

Funny memes about mental health | people call calm person but are middle an internal existential crisis and only way keeping sanity is pretending don't care | neurotypical yoga yoga yoga yoga yoga

Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

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Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

How Thoughtful

Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

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Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

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Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The opening sentence of all my phone conversations for the past two months" above a still of someone saying, "Um, is everything ok? I mean, other than, you know, everything?"

Everything Is Not Okay

Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh

Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

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Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Front desk intern declines to extend 10 month contract, manager complains as 6 interns quit before her: 'We are throwing away a great opportunity'

Front desk intern declines to extend 10 month contract, manager complains as 6 interns quit before her: 'We are throwing away a great opportunity'

Tampa Guy sells his grandfather's Seiko watch $1,200 on eBay, the buyer swaps it for a fake, and gets a full refund despite perfect documentation

Tampa Guy sells his grandfather's Seiko watch $1,200 on eBay, the buyer swaps it for a fake, and gets a full refund despite perfect documentation

22 Student Memes That Totally Understand Your Study Plan: Open Laptop, Get Snack, Repeat

22 Student Memes That Totally Understand Your Study Plan: Open Laptop, Get Snack, Repeat

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