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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Thread: Terry Pratchett Quotes Full Of Astute Social Commentary

Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.

Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

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Funny tweets about rude and entitled patio people, restaurants, patios, funny | lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also s really sunny at this table don't have another spot looking at same damn packed patio they are no mean, yes inside. This is outside, ma'am sun is just out here and stuff | certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer worked at an outdoor restaurant with covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there

Twitter Users Bond Over The Heartless Entitlement Of Patio Diners

Funny tweet that reads, "Millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED; Millennials: is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me"

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Funny tweet that makes puns out of Soulja Boy, Dr. Dre, and Adele | Demic Soulja Boy not even a Soldier, Dr. Dre aint even a Doctor. Keep it going! @Mattmateee Adele isn't even a computer

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Funny random memes | Spongebob watching TV in underwear Have ever been so stressed relaxing makes more stressed because not working on 's making stressed? | GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS NOT GOOD EXCUSE TEXT EX balloon letters

Twenty-Nine Humorous Memes For The Comedy-Deprived

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Funny dank memes entitled, "What If It Was All A Dream?" | voyager @VOYAGERsongs if all just dream? backgrounds from popular memes with the character or object of focus missing | Google Adam Sandler @patrickwarburtonfan53 Q All 8 Maps O Videos 8 Images O Shopping More Settings Tools search Adam Sandler did not match any documents. Suggestions Make sure all words are spelled correctly Try different keywords Try more general keywords ALL DREAM

'It Was All A Dream' Memes Imagine An Alternate Reality

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Funny tweet about a kid who tells his teacher that he wants to be happy when he grows up; teacher says to parents, "We need to talk about your son's unrealistic expectations"

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Funny Twitter meme about when someone tells a joke, and then someone else tells it louder and everyone laughs | YoshiWare @Yoshiware2 9h Replying to @asukalmfao When you say a joke in class but nobody laughs and then the cooler kid says the joke and everybody laughs. 04 t-07 0278 ÅbéÅT #blm #JunkTerrorBill... •6h v WHEN YOU SAY A JOKE IN CLASS BUT NOBODY LAUGHS AND THEN THE COOLER KID SAYS THE JOKE AND EVERYBODY LAUGHS. 07 7 749

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Funny tweet that reads, "This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston" above photos of the monument

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Twitter thread from lawyer about hypocritical brands posting about black lives matter, microsoft, reese's, hershey's, prada | Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Microsoft built products using cobalt extracted by 8-year-old mining slaves Democratic Republic Congo. Microsoft O @Microsoft 22h #NewProfilePic Today will continue uplift voices Black and African American community at Microsoft | Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are made using cocoa extracted by 8- year-old

Twitter Thread Calls Out Hypocrisy Of 'Woke' Brands' Black Lives Matter Posts

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