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Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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$funny meme about jimmy eat world, james food center | Cooper Fleishman @_Cooper Please. That's my father's name. You can call me Jimmy Eat World JAMES \ FOOD CENTER$

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Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.

Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

Funny tweets about rude and entitled patio people, restaurants, patios, funny | lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also s really sunny at this table don't have another spot looking at same damn packed patio they are no mean, yes inside. This is outside, ma'am sun is just out here and stuff | certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer worked at an outdoor restaurant with covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there

Twitter Users Bond Over The Heartless Entitlement Of Patio Diners

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Funny tweet that reads, "Millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED; Millennials: is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me"

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Funny tweet that makes puns out of Soulja Boy, Dr. Dre, and Adele | Demic Soulja Boy not even a Soldier, Dr. Dre aint even a Doctor. Keep it going! @Mattmateee Adele isn't even a computer

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Funny random memes | Spongebob watching TV in underwear Have ever been so stressed relaxing makes more stressed because not working on 's making stressed? | GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS NOT GOOD EXCUSE TEXT EX balloon letters

Twenty-Nine Humorous Memes For The Comedy-Deprived

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Funny tweet that reads, "Why are chairs like $600 I'm just trying to sit"

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Funny dank memes entitled, "What If It Was All A Dream?" | voyager @VOYAGERsongs if all just dream? backgrounds from popular memes with the character or object of focus missing | Google Adam Sandler @patrickwarburtonfan53 Q All 8 Maps O Videos 8 Images O Shopping More Settings Tools search Adam Sandler did not match any documents. Suggestions Make sure all words are spelled correctly Try different keywords Try more general keywords ALL DREAM

'It Was All A Dream' Memes Imagine An Alternate Reality

Funny tweet about a kid who tells his teacher that he wants to be happy when he grows up; teacher says to parents, "We need to talk about your son's unrealistic expectations"

What Is This 'Happy' You Speak Of?

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Funny Twitter meme about when someone tells a joke, and then someone else tells it louder and everyone laughs | YoshiWare @Yoshiware2 9h Replying to @asukalmfao When you say a joke in class but nobody laughs and then the cooler kid says the joke and everybody laughs. 04 t-07 0278 ÅbéÅT #blm #JunkTerrorBill... •6h v WHEN YOU SAY A JOKE IN CLASS BUT NOBODY LAUGHS AND THEN THE COOLER KID SAYS THE JOKE AND EVERYBODY LAUGHS. 07 7 749

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Funny tweet that reads, "This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston" above photos of the monument

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Twitter thread from lawyer about hypocritical brands posting about black lives matter, microsoft, reese's, hershey's, prada | Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Microsoft built products using cobalt extracted by 8-year-old mining slaves Democratic Republic Congo. Microsoft O @Microsoft 22h #NewProfilePic Today will continue uplift voices Black and African American community at Microsoft | Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are made using cocoa extracted by 8- year-old

Twitter Thread Calls Out Hypocrisy Of 'Woke' Brands' Black Lives Matter Posts

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Funny random memes | trying flirt Hey Hey are Good are doing? Good thanks and Good and Good thanks Good | Frodo LotR find out approximately 95 all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep sea crits.

Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

Funny twitter story about strippers, kevin hard, and narrowly avoided dead | Adam Heath Avitable @avitable Okay, tweeps, it's storytime. The year was 2015. A young (er) Avitable had tickets to go see @KevinHart4real on April 24th, and invited a stripper named Mandi May Jackson who he knew from his local adult establishment. She agreed, he picked her and they went out on the 'dn town... Adam Heath Avitable is at Amway Center Club Level. April 24, 2015 Orlando Feeling goofy before Kevin Hart gets

Epic Twitter Saga Involving Kevin Hart, A Stripper, And Narrowly Avoiding Death

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19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

Management claim vet tech is late to work 60% of the time, insists arriving at 9:01 AM is late: 'This has been my normal for 8 years'

Management claim vet tech is late to work 60% of the time, insists arriving at 9:01 AM is late: 'This has been my normal for 8 years'

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

Employee gets underpaid by $250, quits when boss refuses to reimburse him: 'If the law allowed me to pay you less, I would'

Employee gets underpaid by $250, quits when boss refuses to reimburse him: 'If the law allowed me to pay you less, I would'

HR tells employee she needs to work 2 more months following resignation despite working 3-month notice period: 'I stayed out of goodwill'

HR tells employee she needs to work 2 more months following resignation despite working 3-month notice period: 'I stayed out of goodwill'

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