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Funny tweet about how america has to focus on herself, no presidents | jehf @jehfro_ no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself 10:47 AM • 7/4/20 • Twitter for iPhone

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Funny reactions tweets and memes about Kanye West's presidential bid | Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane can only surmise time traveler has accidentally killed butterfly. Oye @kanyewest 15h must now realize promise America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future am running president United States 2020VISION | KEEPING UP WITH KARDASHIANS KANY KIM 'ANE WHITE HOUSE poprenegade WEST WING JUST GOT LIKE, OMG TOTALLY REAL! POGRENECADE

Kanye Just Announced 2020 Presidential Bid, The Internet Reacts

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Funny tweet that reads, "Retweet if you have big NPC energy" above an Urban Dictionary definition that reads, "When you only talk to people if they talk to you"

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Funny Twitter thread about 'Djungelskog,' a stuffed bear from Ikea | lily @stargazeridiot dont want man just want djungelskog DJUNGELSKOG £25 DJUNGELSKOG £25 Soft toy, brown bear Soft toy, brown bear 31 31) 3:49 AM 6/30/20 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Is Going Crazy For Ikea's 'Djungelskog' Stuffed Bear

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Funny memes about Guy Fieri | Please my son. He's very sick. holding a giant hot dog | lead singer Deftones looks like someone who's been bitten by radioactive Guy Fieri

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Creepy Twitter thread about how much information Google and Facebook store about you | Dylan Curran @iamdylancurran Want freak yourself out? Il'm gonna show just much information likes Facebook and Google store about without even realising 8:27 PM Mar 24, 2018 64,587 Retweets 93,987 Likes

Unsettling Twitter Thread Illustrates Just How Much Info Big Tech Companies Own About Us

Holden @holdenberry • 9h Is my life a joke to you rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed • I Ih what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you'd be like "i'm holden berries" and everyone would think you're holding berries lmaoooo 0 37 2.2K 19.8K

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Funny moments of James Fridman trolling | Greg @gmail.com> James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com Hi James, will make look like bad police are on their way. boy? NO SUNGLASSES NO FANNY PACKS NO TATTOOS NO MUSTACHE

Classic Photoshop Trolls From The Expert James Fridman

Funny tweet about staying up late as revenge | Daphne K. Lee is out of office O @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: (revenge procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Thread: Terry Pratchett Quotes Full Of Astute Social Commentary

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Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.

Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

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Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

Funny tweets about rude and entitled patio people, restaurants, patios, funny | lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also s really sunny at this table don't have another spot looking at same damn packed patio they are no mean, yes inside. This is outside, ma'am sun is just out here and stuff | certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer worked at an outdoor restaurant with covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there

Twitter Users Bond Over The Heartless Entitlement Of Patio Diners