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Crafty Kid Cons Adults To Get Out Of Schoolwork

This girl is going places.

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Twitter Thread Mines Takes That Most Gamers Would Agree With

Bonding.

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Controversial Tweet Spurs Discourse On The Nuances Of Texting Back

People have different ideas about the rules of texting

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That One Time People Transformed Twitter Into An Exquisite Corpse Of Comedy

Absolutely legendary

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Funny Twitter thread about a woman on her way to Sundance. Her seatmate on the flight consulted siri to see what middle seat etiquette is, hilarity ensures, rachel handler | tweet by rachel_handler my first report out Sundance woman next just said loudly Siri is middle seat etiquette then showed Google search results on middle seat armrests and said she's legally owner both middle armrests and am not allowed put my arm down. worked Boeing 20 years so know right legally

Uptight Plane Passenger Inspires Funny Thread About Armrest Etiquette

As if flying wasn't already a pain.

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twitte thread about jealous girlfriend in dms, seltzer ranking | SadeVEVO @fillegrossiere woke up haunted by girl DMed on here say do u know my bf said just mutuals don't really know him she responded and said "well read all ur DMs him went look at my DMs with him and they were us going back and forth ranking seltzer | Miss Mortis @MementoMortis_ Replying fillegrossiere Same energy Can not like my boyfriend's pictures on Instagram? Thanks bf is my cousin lol Agnew Delivered doesn't give right

Insecure Girlfriend Inspires Thread About DMs From Jealous Partners

Yikes

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Twitter thread where sports fans and twitter users share the most disgusting and cringey food they were served at a match, cursed images, disgusting food, sausages | the worst food you have had at a football match? Here's mine. extremely long sausage in a bun | Cray @joe9696taylor Replying to @elliotwhu Stevenage away turd in a salad

Twitter Users Share The Most Heinous Food They Bought At Sports Events

Prepare to be disgusted.

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Thread Ranking Tetris Blocks Inspires Heated Twitter Controversy

These people take Tetris pretty damn seriously.

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Baristas Share Hilariously Cursed & Complicated Beverage Orders

Oh, the humanity!

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Funny tweets about places that have tighter security than the capitol | RACHIE Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. | cake box and Cheeto door lock

Twitter Thread Roasts The Capitol's Apparent Lack Of Security

Twitter's got jokes.

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twitter thread, twitter, funny tweets, bean dad, cancelled, racism, sexism, homophobia, parenting fail, tough love, kids, dads, bad parenting, controversy, ken jennings, john roderick | john roderick So, yesterday my daughter 9 was hungry and I was doing a jigsaw puzzle so I said over my shoulder make some baked beans. She said, How? like all kids do when they want YOU to do it, so I said, Open a can and put it in pot. She brought me the can and said Open it how? | Abby Danger Denton @mizabitha

Twitter Cancels 'Bean Dad' After A Series Of Unfortunate Tweets

Offensive tweets resurface after Bean Dad boasts about tough parenting

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Liam Neeson's Unapologetic Pants Pissing: A Thread

He truly does not give a sh*t.

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twitter thread, twitter, funny tweets, funny twitter, nostalgic, olive garden, sizzler, pizza hut, fast food, restaurants, kids, food, funny, back in the day | John Crist @johnbcrist What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn't that nice?... | O @robertcaruso • 23h Robert Caruso Replying to @johnbcrist Old-school Pizza Hut, where you sat inside Of a Hut and were served Pizza or fetched it from a hot bar, was good. It was a pure and good place.

Twitter Thread: People Recall Chain Restaurants They Thought Were Super Fancy As Kids

Ah, nostalgia

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Fascinating thread about the origin of Jews eating chinese food on Christmas in New York City Lower East Side | megan n'n @kehillahjewess seems like customary Jewish tradition eat Chinese food on Christmas, but have ever wondered where time-honored practice came | late 1880s, many Chinese immigrants moved Lower East Side Manhattan after living California during creation Transcontinental Railroad. Many these families ended up going into restaurant industry and opened up their own businesses.

Twitter Thread Explains Why Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas

The more you know.

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Funny twitter thread from Canadian Mohammad Hussein celebrating Christmas for the first time, lol, funny tweets, Justin Trudeau reply | Hussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I arm not going home, because pandemic so my rwnmates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations. Observation I: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid- November to the end of

Thread: 'Christmas Virgin' Shares Funny Outsider Observations About The Holiday

Well, he's not wrong.

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twitter thread, cyberpunk 2077, gaming, funny tweets, twitter, memes, cyberpunk 2077 memes, trending tweets, playstation, pc gaming, console wars, gamers, CD Projekt, Sony | Cyberpunk 2077 @CyberpunkGame Important Update PlayStation Users Following our discussion with PlayStation decision made temporarily suspend digital distribution Cyberpunk 2077 on PlayStation Store can still buy physical versions game brick and mortar stores and online. All purchased digital and physical copies game will

Twitter Thread: Yet Another Cyberpunk 2077 Update Ignites Heated Debate

PC & console gamers duke it out on Twitter

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