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'I know it smells crazy in there': Movie theater allows dogs to attend screenings, people react weirdly

Just don't show them Marley & Me

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'The art of dance floor is lost': bottle service nightclub horrifies Twitter with daytime appearance

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'These Alpha babies are a new breed': Mom shares 2-year-old's expert drumming skills, impresses the internet

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'The baby should be working too': Mom works at fast food restaurant while carrying infant, sparks debate about work and childcare

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Free wisdom

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45+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (January 20, 2024)

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Claustrophobia goes brrr

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'You should not pay more than $5 for a mocktail': Non-drinkers ponder reasonably priced mocktail menu during Dry January

They are just fancy soda

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'We're in the end times': People despair at Instagram infographic about 'micro-flirting' in relationships

New relationship pathology just dropped

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'An adult eats like this?': Man shares large grocery haul, sparks debate about healthy eating

Snack central

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'I thought Martha's Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart': 17 Hilarious misconceptions people realized way too late

It's not?

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'My theory that delivery apps ruined the world is truer every day': Apartment Dweller Calls Out DoorDash Driver for Not Bringing Food to Her Door, Restarts Customer Entitlement Debate

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'Some people shouldn't be allowed outside': Woman brings light up charger on red-eye flight, enrages internet

Just why

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