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Morning person insists that musicians should put on 9AM concerts: 'I am sick of being the sleepiest guy at every show'

Ally Perry

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Dad of 2 receives financial windfall, pours into 17-year-old son's college fund while ignoring 21-year-old daughter's college tuition: 'I feel like we're doing our best'

Ally Perry

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Gen Z woman attempts to buy 72 rolls of laundry quarters for $10 on Amazon, is baffled when she gets scammed: 'Isn't this the kind of thing that Gen Z thought only Boomers do?'

Ally Perry

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'So many [kids] have attention seekers for parents now': Dad disciplines daughter for cutting second period math class by converting bedroom into 'personal jail cell'

Ally Perry

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Entitled tourist faces backlash complaining after about Japanese restaurant sign telling customers there are no vegan options or takeout: 'They are under no obligation to accommodate you'

Ally Perry

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Man gets romantically rejected by woman and told that she wishes she met him 3 years later, faces further rejection when he checks up on her then: 'At least do some due diligence first'

Ally Perry

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Homeowners cause controversy with millennial grey kitchen makeover in new house: 'Why is everyone turning their homes into hotel lobbies?'

Ally Perry

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'What happened to modern man?': Alpha males face roasting for lamenting that teenage boy doesn't look as good as his great-grandfather at the same age

Ally Perry

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Obnoxious employee boasts about eating salad on his lunch break while coworkers eat junk food: 'They probably feel bad that you're eating a boring salad'

Ally Perry

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23 Breathtaking Photos That Look Like Paintings From the Baroque Era

Ally Perry

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Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: 'WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE'

Emmy Pratt

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Entitled mom attempts to hire babysitter, demands that they have a master's degree to watch her 4 kids for $200 a week

Ally Perry

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'I didn't see an escalator until I went to college': Wyomingites charmingly recollect the first time they saw an escalator living in the state that only has two of them

Ally Perry

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'Straightening out a dollar on the side of a vending machine': Millennials, Gen X and Boomers reveal the trivial skills they have because they were born before the year 2000

Ally Perry

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'Dating apps turn us all into HR managers': Singles bemoan having to 'reject so many people' on dating apps

JR Atkinson

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Woman finds a lost cat with a collar, owner says they moved away 5 years ago and to do with the cat as they please: 'I'm pretty sure we used to have a cat named Ginger back when I lived with my parents'

Emmy Pratt

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