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'Sup baby, my name's Raygun Steele': Eclectic names at Utah children's rodeo inspire awe and confusion

Ally Perry

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'I don't think you guys realize how cooked we are': Concerned relative causes controversy complaining about 14-year-old Gen Alpha cousin's use of slang

Ally Perry

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Coffee shop gets roasted for refusing to serve customers unless they smile at the door: 'They will go bankrupt and that's when I'll smile'

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Insecure woman claims that finding celebrities attractive while in a relationship counts as cheating: 'If they call a celebrity hot, they will call a random person in the street hot'

Ally Perry

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Gen Zer claims motherhood is a less stressful, slower-paced life than working a full time job: 'It’s so sad so many women are choosing the wrong path'

Emmy Ward

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Discriminatory elementary school awards kids for 100% attendance with ice cream van, forces the rest of the class to go without on a hot summer's day: 'They spend more time working out how to punish kids than teach them'

Ally Perry

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Parents ponder the stigma of feeding kids 'hidden vegetables': 'I don't really like plain steamed vegetables either'

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Strident woman accuses elderly widower of profiting off his late wife's free labor for their flower garden: 'I hope to God individuals like yourself actually experience happiness for once'

Ally Perry

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Enthusiastic DIYers receive family heirloom rocking chair, controversially decide to refurbish it instead of continuing tradition: 'This is why everyone hates millennials'

Ally Perry

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Drivers and non-drivers debate why people shame teenagers for not getting their license: 'If public transportation was accessible, many people wouldn't'

Emmy Ward

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Woman receives support after getting chastisted for jumping rope in driveway: 'I hope she starts a jump roping club in her front yard'

Ally Perry

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'It's called having a party': Non-imbibers bemoan the social pressure to have an open bar wedding, get roasted in the replies

JR Atkinson

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Picky manchild gets judged for forcing wife to cook him a separate dinner: 'Imagine how much her family hates him'

Ally Perry

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Zoomer amuses Millennials by romanticizing kitschy 2000s kitchen decor: 'Tuscan-maxxing is better than being Millennial grey backsplash-pilled'

Ally Perry

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Crunchy mom horrifies with refusal to get her newborn child a birth certificate: 'This + homeschooling = entire lost generation'

Ally Perry

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Excited mom-to-be announces pregnancy, faces husband's unenthused reaction: 'She bouta be a single married mom'

Ally Perry

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