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Husband asks wife what happened to the household supply chain when he noticed they needed 3 items from the grocery store: 'You're aggressively useless'

Emmy Pratt

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Woman quits job, moves from LA to Texas with boyfriend, faces surprise breakup when he comes back from family vacation: '3 and a half years of happiness... we've been incompatible this whole time'

Ally Perry

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'We can NOT be the new adults': Embarrassing comment section has Gen Z grieving their generation becoming millennial

Ally Perry

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Entitled mom-to-be calls out bakery for accidentally spoiling gender reveal by asking about cake ingredients: 'She had a good 10 seconds to hang up before any info was revealed'

Ally Perry

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Millennials lament the phenomenon of rich Boomer parents refusing to help their struggling kids: 'I would give my last dollar to my son to make sure he was more comfortable'

Ally Perry

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Chicago student gets banned off dating apps, writes essay pleading for Elon Musk to buy them: 'No company is as shockingly evil'

Ally Perry

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Entitled couple search for roommate, request that once a week they stay the night elsewhere for £1200 a month: 'Please rent our spare room, but don't actually live there'

Ally Perry

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Loser tries to trash stay-at-home mom cooking for her family, faces backlash from the internet: 'Moms throwing random ingredients into a pot is how most recipes were invented'

Ally Perry

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Mom prompts controversy after insisting on waxing 3-year-old daughter's unibrow: 'I'd understand if she was 14, but 3?'

Ally Perry

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Entitled New York restaurant staff refuse to let customers cut homemade birthday cake, serve them tiny slices then claim there is none left: 'It took 5 or 6 hours of my time and I would value it at several hundred dollars'

Ally Perry

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Morning person insists that musicians should put on 9AM concerts: 'I am sick of being the sleepiest guy at every show'

Ally Perry

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Dad of 2 receives financial windfall, pours into 17-year-old son's college fund while ignoring 21-year-old daughter's college tuition: 'I feel like we're doing our best'

Ally Perry

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Gen Z woman attempts to buy 72 rolls of laundry quarters for $10 on Amazon, is baffled when she gets scammed: 'Isn't this the kind of thing that Gen Z thought only Boomers do?'

Ally Perry

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'So many [kids] have attention seekers for parents now': Dad disciplines daughter for cutting second period math class by converting bedroom into 'personal jail cell'

Ally Perry

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Entitled tourist faces backlash complaining after about Japanese restaurant sign telling customers there are no vegan options or takeout: 'They are under no obligation to accommodate you'

Ally Perry

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Man gets romantically rejected by woman and told that she wishes she met him 3 years later, faces further rejection when he checks up on her then: 'At least do some due diligence first'

Ally Perry

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