Job interviews don't have to be one-sided

Well, it wouldn't be boring.

When I was a teenager, some friends and I were hanging out in a park one evening when we came across a wallet sitting in the grass. We opened it up to see if there was an ID and sure enough, there was, along with sixty bucks. We all agreed to bring it to the local precinct, but first we had a little fun and tossed it in a circle like a football. We briefly entertained the idea of keeping the cash, as any teenager would. But in the end, we did the right thing and turned the wallet in. I think in

Life sucks. But friends make it better.

Wind. How does it work? It's the sort of question that makes you scoff at first—'of course I know what wind is!' But then after a few moments of trying to formulate the definition in your mind, you start to second guess yourself. 'It definitely has something to do with the sun. And pressure. It's air, but like, moving.' When I saw @zachsilberberg's tweet admitting he doesn't totally understand what wind is, I had to take a moment to channel my inner second grader and remember all those cartoony

Pretty damn entertaining.

Sky Ferreira was right

We're not always aware of our own internalized double standards, but that doesn't mean they're not there. The way we perceive others is shaped by our learned prejudices whether we like it or not, and society tends to harshly judge its people based on how much money they have. In 2016, @AnaSamways asked Twitter, 'What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?' The resulting thread kept going viral over the years, presumably because lots of people have something to say about t

Sometimes Twitter is good

Seems like just yesterday I was playing snake on my indestructible Nokia 3310 and asking my parents to buy me a clear glacier GameBoy Advance. Now they're literally putting Microsoft Zunes and iMac G3s in museums. If you needed another reason to feel old, this Twitter thread full of nostalgic pictures of old tech will take you on a trip down memory lane. What was up with all the colorful transparent hardware in the 90s? And can we bring that back? Today's world of slick, elegant design could use

There's been a lot of hilariously disturbing images of cursed dogs circulating on Twitter lately. Perhaps the internet is starting to really get into the spooky season. Last month there was that gaunt-looking pup peeking over a fence and making an expression that screamed 'I've seen some sh*t.' On Sunday @tyler02020202 brought back an all-time classic cursed image of a (likely photoshopped) Facebook post featuring a baldheaded terrier with strikingly human ears. Despite the fact that the image i

Some things shouldn't exist. And we can say without a shadow of a doubt that Brach's ‘Turkey Dinner' candy corn bags fall into that category. As a passionate hater of all things candy corn, this confection's existence shakes me to my core. And yet, it piqued my curiosity in a different way than Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans. Jelly Belly's take on a Harry Potter creation consists of their classically delicious flavors mixed in with some seriously heinous flavor profiles like vomit, earwax,…

Sometimes a job can become so unbearable that you just snap

You can find a lot of weird crap on Amazon, including a knockoff Garfield toy called ‘Fat Orange Plush Cat Stuffed Animals Toy, Lifelike Yellow Tabby Cat Kitty Toy for Boys and Girls Children Xmas Birthday Gift.’ The toy advertised is a burned out and possibly alcoholic version of Garfield. If that wasn't cursed enough, Twitter user @PartyPat116 Oh my god my Roomie bought this knockoff Garfield plush off Amazon, and it came like this pic.twitter.com/Z5kK14JpOd — flashy girl from flushing (@Part…

Unless you're one of those healthy people who aren't terminally online (like us), you probably noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were indisposed for several hours on Monday. Luckily, the notorious bird app was still stronger than ever. Literally everyone flocked to Twitter, and even Twitter's Twitter account Tweeted about it. Pretty meta, right? hello literally everyone — Twitter (@Twitter) October 4, 2021 For some reason, every single brand known to man decided to pop in and use t…

What a wonderful world.