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'Bro needs his mocha latte FAST': Job listing for personal assistant demands applicants can run 3-5 miles at 12 minutes per mile

'Bro needs his mocha latte FAST': Job listing for personal assistant demands applicants can run 3-5 miles at 12 minutes per mile

'Sorry I didn't call Dr. House personally': Mom forgets daughter's name, gets defensive about turning to AI for comfort

'Sorry I didn't call Dr. House personally': Mom forgets daughter's name, gets defensive about turning to AI for comfort

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Zoomer reinvents meditation as 'rawdogging' to fix attention span

Zoomer reinvents meditation as 'rawdogging' to fix attention span: 'Reject tradition, embrace tradition with better marketing'

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Former straight-A student boasts about working a trade instead of going to college: 'I've been in the trades for 40 years, don't fall for the hype'

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'It would be improper': 17-year-old restaurant workers invite 27-year-old coworker to hang out after work, she explains that it would be inappropriate

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'This is some next-level local marketing': Customer uncovers local San Diego coffee shop bot farm to boost their Instagram account

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'I promise time is more important than the $10 delivery fee': Tech bro insists everybody should save 50-100 hours a year grocery shopping online so they can work more

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Woman tells coworker she named her baby 'Link' after Abraham Lincoln and not Zelda, names her next baby 'Zelda': 'She got you so good'

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Man demands faithful wife take paternity test while expecting, she leaves after discovering him using dating apps: 'She fell out of love with me the minute I asked her'

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Joyless dude calls people who buy coffee more than twice a week "adult-sized babies with debit cards" who should be placed under conservatorships: 'A bottle of caffeine pills is like $8'

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'You're my dog': Woman unpacks packed lunch husband made for her, including empty pretzel bag, dog food, and 2-day-old Chipotle leftovers

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Dude covers $5K worth of expenses for group vacation, friends refuse to pay him back: 'They're saying I'm being dramatic about money'

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8th grader takes career aptitude test, results say he'd be fit for working in gambling: 'Bookie was never a career choice when I took these tests in high school'

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'Your life should be the company's mission': 22-year-old rejects job from tech startup because he wants work-life balance, founder can't understand why a 22-year-old would want work-life balance

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Husband makes $212k more than wife, insists they split $2600 rent 50/50 while she is on unpaid maternity leave: 'I'm relying on my personal savings'

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Expecting mom refuses to tell her friend of 10 years her baby's name: 'Her response was to ask me why I thought she’d share that kind of information'

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'A favour isn’t four years long:' Frustrated sibling stops driving older brother to work, after he breaks promise of using the carpool savings to get driving lessons

'A favour isn’t four years long:' Frustrated sibling stops driving older brother to work, after he breaks promise of using the carpool savings to get driving lessons

Mom brings 10-year-old son along on family vacation to Florence, despite being told it was child-free, they accuse her of ruining the trip: ‘We got cardio, humiliation, and babysitting duties’

Mom brings 10-year-old son along on family vacation to Florence, despite being told it was child-free, they accuse her of ruining the trip: ‘We got cardio, humiliation, and babysitting duties’

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics (October 1, 2025)

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics (October 1, 2025)

Boomer customers leave $65 to cover $68 bill, scurry out before management can catch them: 'Never seen boomers move so fast'

Boomer customers leave $65 to cover $68 bill, scurry out before management can catch them: 'Never seen boomers move so fast'

‘She can't stay here’: Grandmother refuses to listen to parents' house rules while she visits grandkids, leading mom to demand she won't stay the night again

‘She can't stay here’: Grandmother refuses to listen to parents' house rules while she visits grandkids, leading mom to demand she won't stay the night again

19-year-old daughter refuses to share the college fund her parents saved up with 17-year-old cousin, only to discover her parents already agreed: ‘They didn’t even ask me first’

19-year-old daughter refuses to share the college fund her parents saved up with 17-year-old cousin, only to discover her parents already agreed: ‘They didn’t even ask me first’

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