Twitter Thread

30-year-old pays off student loans by spending $47,000 and emptying 401k: 'I'm starting at $0 again'

Ally Perry

Comments

'Does she think the rest of us made our infants do the dishes?': First time mom faces backlash claiming her baby never cries

Ally Perry

Comments

'I've landed 5 interviews in the past 6 weeks': Job applicant cold calls company HR departments, claims he was asked to schedule an interview without applying

Ally Perry

Comments

Dad boasts of in-laws who babysit kids 2 to 3 times a week, criticizes Boomer grandparents who refuse to watch their grandchildren: 'I can’t imagine ever being that selfish'

Ally Perry

Comments

'The professional entry level senior role': Coding intern job listing demands 7 years of work experience

Ally Perry

Comments

'I showed her dishes to choose from to accommodate me': Picky eater attends family dinner, leaves when in-laws don't cater to her specific tastes

Ally Perry

Comments

'I think I just hate working': Gen Z prompts sympathy after crashing out about working 8 to 5 job

Ally Perry

Comments

'Bro needs his mocha latte FAST': Job listing for personal assistant demands applicants can run 3-5 miles at 12 minutes per mile

Ally Perry

Comments

'Sorry I didn't call Dr. House personally': Mom forgets daughter's name, gets defensive about turning to AI for comfort

Ally Perry

Comments

Zoomer reinvents meditation as 'rawdogging' to fix attention span: 'Reject tradition, embrace tradition with better marketing'

Ally Perry

Comments

Former straight-A student boasts about working a trade instead of going to college: 'I've been in the trades for 40 years, don't fall for the hype'

Ally Perry

Comments

'It would be improper': 17-year-old restaurant workers invite 27-year-old coworker to hang out after work, she explains that it would be inappropriate

Ally Perry

Comments

'This is some next-level local marketing': Customer uncovers local San Diego coffee shop bot farm to boost their Instagram account

Ally Perry

Comments

'I promise time is more important than the $10 delivery fee': Tech bro insists everybody should save 50-100 hours a year grocery shopping online so they can work more

Ally Perry

Comments

Woman tells coworker she named her baby 'Link' after Abraham Lincoln and not Zelda, names her next baby 'Zelda': 'She got you so good'

JR Atkinson

Comments

Man demands faithful wife take paternity test while expecting, she leaves after discovering him using dating apps: 'She fell out of love with me the minute I asked her'

Ally Perry

Comments