LOL can step aside

@ Me next time

Skittering down the hallway, flittering through the parlor

We're not so different after all

Awww

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content

Not the left foot

Never calling it the other thing

She's gotta be kidding

That's just private school

Feeling good

Kids say the darndest things

He's a legend

Let the games begin!

Only once comes this particular sky

Who's going to tell her?