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Conspiracy theorists tweet in response to Sir Ian McKellen's recommendation of the covid-19 vaccine | Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen I feel very lucky to have had the vaccine. I would have no hesitation in recommending it to anyone. Sir Ian McKellen praises NHS after first dose of Pfizer vaccine mirjam kotter @m_kotter Replying to @IanMcKellen where is the live video with a closeup of the actual vaccination? And what is in the syringe?? Could be just a vitamine shot | Alison Onedaland @AOnedaland

Twitter Conspiracy Theorists Attack Ian McKellen's Vaccine Endorsement

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funny tweets about video game cyberpunk 2077 character creation | Victoria I Social Media + Design @th3flowergarden Spent almost 30mins customizing my character... Worth it! #Cyberpunk2077 | Gav e @miracleofsound My favorite thing about Cyberpunk 2077 so far is that I was able to make my character look like something that fell off the back of The Ramones' tour bus #Cyberpunk2077

Gamers Show Off Their New Cyberpunk 2077 Characters On Twitter

The customization possibilities are wild

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Quality Memes To Flex Your Scrolling Muscles

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Funny tweet about just getting it through another month, and then we'll have to get through another month

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Oregon's Decriminalization Of Drugs Brings The Spicy Memes

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Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.

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Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With 'Fake Scary Movie Facts'

Got 'em.

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Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..

Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

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'A Relationship Should Be 50/50' Tweets Poke Fun At Dating Dynamics

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Funny tweet about actually getting enough sleep and waking up well-rested | maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again

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funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, tumblr posts | Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal Who knew most taxing part being an adult is trying figure out fuck have dinner every goddamn night until die 5:47 PM 2019-08-14 Twitter iPhone feel this my SOUL. gingersnapwolves Every fucking week s time go grocery shopping my wife and are like should cook this week" and immediately forget every food have ever enjoyed. | Two male characters who hate each other make eye contact entire fanbase diagnose with gay

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funny tweet about steve carrell at an auction | LMAO my parents were at a charity auction last night and one of the items was dinner for 10 with Steve Carrell. Steve Carrell showed up undercover and outbid everyone with $31,000. Now some charity gets 31K and Steve Carrell doesn't have to hang out with strangers. win win.

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