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Twenty-Six Highly Relatable Twitter Truths

Twitter has a knack of taking those little tics we thought were weird and unique and helping us realize that we're not alone. While these tweets may feel (to some) like a personal attack, to us they're a much-needed reminder of the normalcy we miss so dearly. 

Funny random tweets, twitter memes, stupid tweets, personal attacks, dank memes | Katie Bergey @katiebergey someone sits empty seat beside flattered yet annoyed no one sits empty seat beside offended yet relieved
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Twitter Roasts Express Daily Tweet That Claims Prince Philip Looks 'Decades Younger'

Poor Prince Philip. It feels like the ninety-nine year old Duke of Edinburgh has been the subject of a bit of well-meaning jokes about his appearance for much of the past year. The latest batch is inspired by a Daily Express tweet in which the publication claims
"Prince Philip 'looks several decades younger' in latest snaps." The photos accompanying the text say otherwise. 

While he is looking quite chipper, many Twitter users were quick to point out that "several decades younger" might be a bit generous. And as mean as some of the tweets feel, they're actually extremely funny. We've put together our favorites for the enjoyment of morally ambiguous people such as ourselves. And we hope that Prince Philip feels as good as his smile is telling us - and that he and Queen Elizabeth are enjoying themselves while they can.



Funny Tweets about Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh decades younger, roasting, express daily, twitter memes | Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman Several decades younger than formation Pangea, go off king! Daily Express O @Daily_Express 1d Prince Philip 'looks several decades younger latest snaps | goku @litdesu see media lies unprovoked
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E! News Congratulates Sophie Turner & Joe Jonas With Cringey Sexist Tweet, Fans Respond

Hollywood "it-couple" Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas announced the birth of their daughter, Willa, yesterday, and the internet has been pretty emotional about the joyous occasion. Both Turner and Jonas are big stars - Joe rose to fame as one of the Jonas Brothers, while Sophie became a household name after playing Sansa Stark on HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones. She's also portrayed Jean Grey in X-Men: Dark Phoenix and X-Men Apocalypse. It's obvious that she has made a name for herself, but according to this congratulatory tweet, E! News doesn't care to acknowledge that. 

The tweet, which only references Joe by name, is being criticized for being both absolutely corny and kind of sexist. And Twitter users have not been mincing their words on the subject. The responses range from absurdist jokes to disgust and anger. We've put the best (and angriest) responses right here for your convenience. Let's hope E! hires better social media editors in the future.

 

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner announce birth of baby Willa, e! news tweet sexist, he made her a jonas she made him a father | rafiqi TM @Sophiqi every child deserves Jonas and father E! News @enews 1d He turned her into Jonas, she turned him into father. Congratulations these two on their new bundle joy, Willa. | girlboss baby @alisonhall asking gay couple who's father and who's jonas
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'12 Year Old Me Realizing I'm Gay' Memes Are All Over Twitter

While some of you Zoomers may not get the references in these memes, we're all about them. While its roots are on Tumblr, the meme has taken off on Twitter after @matheus_ocunha tweeted a photo of Smallville-era Clark Kent alongside the Megan's Interesting meme from Drake and Josh. The latter reads "12 year old me realizing I'm gay." The reaction meme has taken off on Twitter, leading other queer people to share the characters (and real people) who made them realize they were gay or bi. After viewing the memes below, we definitely understand these "Eureka" moments.

Funny random memes, funny tweets Drake and Josh Megan on computer | Justin Randall @imjustinrandall 12 year-old realizing gay INTERESTING. Abercombie bag Xena the warrior princess
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23 Clever Tweets To Keep You Entertained

That 280 character limit is no match for these wordsmiths. Some people are capable of saying so much with so little space. We wish we had come up with these ourselves.

Funny tweets. twitter fun | tweet by jeremysmiles So many homophobes turn out be secretly gay nervous secretly giant spider
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Fifty Excellent Tweets From Masters Of Brevity

We're consistently amazed by the geniuses who manage to pack hilarity, cleverness, and astute observations into 280 character tweets. As people who have difficulty saying what we mean in succinct terms, the ability to entertain with brevity is one we admire. And this gallery of Twitter goodness is filled with folks who were really graced with that skill. 

Funny tweets, twitter memes, relatable tweets, weird twitter | Danny @dundlewood Behind every great man is great woman. Behind her? Another great man. Everybody here is great and guess s conga time baby 06/07/2017, 20:40 7,987 Retweets 24.7K Likes
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Thirty-Seven Tweets For Easy Entertainment

Perusing Twitter is one of our favorite ways to waste time. The 280 character limit makes content both easy to digest and creative. Even better? Every mood is represented. There's the motivational and wholesome messages that hit right on hard days. And then there's the weird Twitter gems that make us laugh sometimes and scratch our heads other times. And then, of course, there's everything in between. We've put together a nice assortment of all of the above so you don't have to comb through garbage to get the good stuff. Enjoy!

Funny and relatable tweets, twitter memes | Dave @Keally22 Ladies do keep little built pocket underwear like keep my keys and extra contacts just case lose one during day 10:21 AM 7/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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Short & Sweet Tweets That Just Hit Right

Twitter might seem like a scary place these days. But amidst all the bad news, the Karens, and the political diatribes, there's a lot of humor to be found. From relatable everyday observations to the absurdist comic Twitter gems, there's much to be enjoyed if you know where to look. We've done all that searching for you, and are happy to bestow this hefty gallery of amusing tweets to our dear readers. Happy scrolling!

Funny tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, relatable tweets, covid-19, coronavirus | Tom Burgess @Tomb_Urges Whenever see someone on one these like imagine they started out with much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. | love being wrong @InternetHippO America's COVID strategy 3 months ago vs now pretend do not see COVID-19 new coronavirus, first ident fied Chna December 2019, has caused an outbreak respiratory ilness World Heakh Organization named COVID-19 Fobruary
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30 Fresh Tweets For Your Mindless Entertainment

In these "unprecedented" times, every day seems to bring something new and exciting. Sometimes it's political insanity, like the kente cloth donned by Democrats yesterday. Sometimes it's a viral TikTok. On Twitter, we're able to see peoples responses to the craziness as well as take comfort in all the relatable and self-deprecating tidbits users share with the world. This gallery is a healthy mix of both, and we're willing to bet it's got something for everyone.

Funny and relatable tweets, kente cloth, democrats, nancy pelosi | Ron Iver @ronnui_ Girls are like do not remember my favorite food" idk do not remember all leg bruises are ?
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JK Rowling Under Fire For Transphobic Tweets

JK Rowling, the author of the beloved Harry Potter books, is receiving a whole lot of criticism after tweeting several transphobic sentiments over the weekend. The internationally acclaimed writer took to Twitter with claims that a) you have to be a woman to menstruate, and b) trans women aren't actually women - and that their "claim" of the sex undermines the experiences of true women. 

Rowling has a long history of being a TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist), and she's not alone. Doctor Who writer Gareth Roberts has been widely criticized for anti-trans tweets, and Graham Lineman (creator of The IT Crowd) has never been shy about his own TERF beliefs. Rowling just seems to get more attention for her backwards beliefs because she of her influence as the author of the Harry Potter series. She's very visible, and many people on Twitter have been quick to decry her exclusionary views. And we can't blame them. For someone who is heralded for bringing diversity to her imaginary wizarding world, she falls very short within her own politics. And the following Twitter users were eager to call her out. 

JK Rowling attracts criticism on Twitter for transphobic tweets, anti-trans tweets, transphobia, TERF | J.K. Rowling O @jk_rowling respect every trans person's right live any way feels authentic and comfortable them. l'd march with if were discriminated against on basis being trans. At same time, my life has been shaped by being female do not believe 's hateful say so |
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Assorted Tweets For The Scroll-Hungry Masses

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

Funny random tweets | Andy Milonakis O @andymilonakis Congratulations Astronauts left Earth today. Good choice
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Fresh Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are Brief

Want a little short and sweet humor without braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don't blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and suffering are being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That's why we've gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

Short and sweet twitter gems, funny tweets | Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Quarantine can be fun if pretend committed crime and are laying low until heat dies down
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Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That's what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together these short and sweet gems so you can avoid the minefield that is social media. There's something here for everyone, whether you're looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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