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Family Dinner Gets Meme'd With 'Why Are You Dressed Like That?' Tweets

Many of us are familiar with being the black sheep at family dinner, and it seems Twitter's come up with a way to meme the situation pretty perfectly. In mid-December, Twitter user @nternetgirl started a pretty serious trend when she shared a photo of a white bread family staring at a camera, paired with the text "Why are you dressed like that?" and an image of a pixelated woman that looks like she's straight out of The Grudge or The Ring. The tweet did numbers, and inspired a ton of variations - just in time for the holidays when many people feel like the punchline of the meme. The subjects cover a lot of fandoms, and are pretty damn relatable.

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Twitter Thread Explains Why Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas

The Jewish tradition of eating Chinese food on Christmas is well-documented in the media, but have you ever wondered how that started? Well, it's a lot more than a trope. Twitter user @kehillahjewess composed a brilliant thread to demystify the holiday ritual on Christmas Eve, and the historical roots are pretty damn fascinating. Turns out the stereotype goes way deeper than the simple fact that Chinese restaurants are some of the only businesses open on the Christian holiday. 

Fascinating thread about the origin of Jews eating chinese food on Christmas in New York City Lower East Side | megan n'n @kehillahjewess seems like customary Jewish tradition eat Chinese food on Christmas, but have ever wondered where time-honored practice came | late 1880s, many Chinese immigrants moved Lower East Side Manhattan after living California during creation Transcontinental Railroad. Many these families ended up going into restaurant industry and opened up their own businesses.
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Twitter Conspiracy Theorists Attack Ian McKellen's Vaccine Endorsement

Conspiracy-loves and anti-vaxxers have really been making themselves heard as the world struggles to contain the deadly Covid-19 epidemic. While many people are celebrating the release of Pfizer's vaccine, conspiracy theorists are growing increasingly loud in response to any mention of the drug. Sir Ian McKellen received the vaccine early today, explaining that "Anyone who has lived as long as I have is alive because they have had previous vaccinations." The actor shared his excitement and recommendation on Twitter, and while many fans congratulated the 81 year-old, the trolls were just as eager to attack the endorsement. The truthers, who apparently don't believe in science, accused McKellen of everything from lying to sucking the teat of Bill Gates. We've included some of their cringey commentary below - maybe some of you will join the fight and help put them in their place. Our beloved Gandalf deserves better.

Conspiracy theorists tweet in response to Sir Ian McKellen's recommendation of the covid-19 vaccine | Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen I feel very lucky to have had the vaccine. I would have no hesitation in recommending it to anyone. Sir Ian McKellen praises NHS after first dose of Pfizer vaccine mirjam kotter @m_kotter Replying to @IanMcKellen where is the live video with a closeup of the actual vaccination? And what is in the syringe?? Could be just a vitamine shot | Alison Onedaland @AOnedaland
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Gamers Show Off Their New Cyberpunk 2077 Characters On Twitter

It's only day one and gamers everywhere are tweeting virtual selfies of their custom Cyberpunk 2077 characters. Some of these people haven't even started playing the game yet and they're already stoked! Worth the hype? I guess we'll have to play and find out ourselves. We've put together a bunch of tweets that showcase how vast the character design options are. Pretty impressive stuff.

funny tweets about video game cyberpunk 2077 character creation | Victoria I Social Media + Design @th3flowergarden Spent almost 30mins customizing my character... Worth it! #Cyberpunk2077 | Gav e @miracleofsound My favorite thing about Cyberpunk 2077 so far is that I was able to make my character look like something that fell off the back of The Ramones' tour bus #Cyberpunk2077
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27 Tweets Filled With Quick Comedy

If you've got a short attention span and are craving some laughs, Twitter is basically a godsend. The only problem is the fact that there is so much awful and unfunny stuff waiting for you on that godforsaken website. To save you the pains of being subjected to its cringey takes and political diatribes, we've put together this gallery of quality tweets. It's all the good without any of the bad. Happy scrolling.

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Quality Memes To Flex Your Scrolling Muscles

This year has been excellent for learning how to procrastinate on the internet. And if you're anything like us, your fingers have become more adept at scrolling through funny but often meaningless content for long periods of time. Especially if you suffer from irregular sleep patterns or insomnia. We've got some more material for you to indulge in while giving that pointer finger a workout. It's this gallery of memes, tweets, and generally funny nuggets that won't only work out that lil appendage - we're willing to bet they might make you laugh. Happy scrolling.

Funny tweets, twitter, random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, relatable memes | stormodin next trying put my change and receipt my pocket person line Kilgrave staring at Jessica Jones | resisting urge say sorry after someone says "stop saying sorry" Homer Simpson
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Twitter Thread: The Insanity Of Working At A Grocery Store During The Holidays

It doesn't take a genius to know that working retail during the holidays is an absolute shitshow. But Twitter user @dylan_thyme took to the site to share how insane it is to work in a fancy grocery store in particular. From shows of extreme entitlement, to people who are apparently willing to throw away money, it's a thread filled with trashy atrocities - and of course, the token Karens. Let's all resolve to be extra nice to grocery store workers this year. They deserve it. 

Funny twitter thread about working at a grocery store during the holidays, entitlement, funny, funny tweets | dylan morrison @dylan_thyme two years part team handled holiday orders at fancy~ grocery store where worked; last year ran encourage STAY HOME this season, here are some stories about some wild shit holidays seem drive people do! some these orders were raw meats turkeys, rib roasts, etc but most them were prepared meals, or raw meat and prepared sides save people having cook themselves
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20 Things That Seem Racist But Aren't, According To Twitter

Twitter user @abcdrih started a new format on Monday when she asked her followers to share "something that ISN'T racist but still FEELS racist to you?" The tweet did numbers on the site, and even inspired a bevy of copycat memes. Today, we're at the point where people are making fun of the formatting, but we still think some of the responses are entertaining. While we don't actually think eating wings wrong should be deemed racist, we can't argue with some of the other sentiments. 

Funny twitter thread about things that seem racist but aren't | rebecca @abcdrih what's something that ISN'T racist but still FEELS racist to you? @abcdrih i'll go first, white men in flip flops | Giving baby names unnecessary letters like "y", "x", "eigh", etc and just inventing names that should never have been conceived.
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34 Tweets Filled With Clever Humor

If you're looking to indulge in some clever tweets without having to enter the hellhole that is Twitter these days, you've come to the right place. While we can't promise that these tweets avoid politics altogether, they do boast a lot of the fun that seems to be missing from the site lately. From silly anecdotes to relatable and self-deprecating humor, we're willing to bet there's something in this gallery for everyone.  

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Oregon's Decriminalization Of Drugs Brings The Spicy Memes

Congratulations on surviving the first two days of election madness. It's been a whirlwind of pain and anxious map refreshing, and while we won't know who our next president might be until 2021, there have been some very interesting developments in Oregon. The news broke yesterday that the state voted to become the first to decriminalize the possession of all drugs. It's a move that's causing recreational drug users to celebrate, and conservative folks to clutch their pearls. 

While the hubbub isn't exactly warranted (the move is intended to make it easier to focus on drug recovery rather than prosecution), it has led to a whole lot of excellent memes on Twitter and Reddit. Whatever your stance on drugs, we're hoping the memes can help distract from the constant chatter about Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Lord knows the whole world needs a Xanax right now. 

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33 Therapy Memes And Tweets Because We All Need Help

While therapy has pretty much always been something that most people could benefit from, this absolute dumpster fire of a year has made seeing a professional even more necessary. Whether you're suffering from anxiety, need a reminder that you're going to make it through, or just need someone to talk to, 2020 has probably magnified those needs like never before. Though therapy is no laughing matter, we think its helpful to get through our crap with the help of humor - and these psychoanalysis-related memes and tweets should help in that department. 

Funny memes about therapy, funny therapist tweets, twitter memes | Therapist: and does make feel am not very good at describing my emotions, maybe could just hold up bunch meme pictures until see one would normally comment word "mood" on | CLIENT SHOULD DO? THERAPIST DO THINK SHOULD DO? All right, then. Keep secrets. Lord of the Rings
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28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

Twitter's been an absolute nightmare of late between the election, the pandemic, and the unholy areas in which the two intersect. We're sick of the politics, and we're willing to bet that you are, too. To help you enjoy the good parts of Twitter, we've put together some amusing (and often sadly relatable) tweets that will remind you of the good parts of the site. Stay safe out there on the internet, y'all. There's so much to avoid.

Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.
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Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With 'Fake Scary Movie Facts'

We're knee deep in "Spooky Season", and though there's no trick or treating to look forward to, people are still finding myriad ways to celebrate. From binge-watching horror movies to posting skeleton memes, the Halloween spirit is very alive on the internet. On Twitter, users have been flexing their creativity and humor with the hashtag #FakeScaryMovieFacts. It's pretty self explanatory: come up with a funny or dumb quip regarding your favorite bone-chilling film and then hurl it onto the timeline. While some of the tweets verge on cringe (cough politics cough). others showcase some serious wit. We've put all of our favorite examples here for your convenient perusal, but there's loads more to be found on Twitter. Enjoy the spooky fun while it lasts!

Funny tweets with the hashtag #fakescarymoviefacts horror movies, twitter meme, twitter game, hashtag game | The Exorcist Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask @bigmacher She wasn't possessed, it was mild flu | Jaws The shark in Jaws was, in fact, a female dolphin with anger management issues named Karen
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Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

As a kid, I often fantasized about having a superpower. It's true that I may have spent too much time with my older (and male) cousin, but the idea of being "special" like one of Professor X's mutant wards was an attractive fantasy. Judging by the popularity of X-Men, I probably wasn't alone in my yearning. The comics and movies, however, have done more than allow people to escape reality via superhero material. Over the last year the X-Men have inspired some seriously clever memes on Twitter - something that's a bit more relevant to our adult (and extremely online) tastes. 

The memes generally follow the format of Professor X asking about a person's superpowers. The jokes riff on some pretty unimpressive skills or mutations, and the clever jokes unfold from there. While many of these are a bit less than fresh, the format has been seeing a comeback over the last month. We hope to see more of this smart humor, but in the meantime, we've rounded up some of our favorite examples of the meme. Maybe that's our superpower. 

Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..
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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Primo Procrastination

Usually we're here to shill memes when things are feeling boring, or bad. Right now? Things are definitely not boring. But they're still kind of bad. So we're back with more memes to give you that dopamine you crave. From self-deprecating memes to sassy tweets, this gallery's got a little bit of everything. So sit back, relax, and flex those scrolling muscles. We've got you covered

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