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Twitter debates fitness of Kumail Nanjiani, marvel movies, eternals, fitness, physique, accused of using steroids, quarantine, instagram, tweets, chris pratt, racism | Paul Hundred, GED This is going to be a transformative role for you, Kumail ok but no steroids. I want this to be all me We're gonna suck all the fat out of your face, render it into bars of soap, and implant them back into your face to max out your jawline. It'll be all natural. All you | Chris Pratt can bulk up for a marvel

Kumail Nanjiani's Swoleness Inspires Twitter Memes & Debates

He's been diesel since 2019, y'all.

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Funny dad jokes, corny memes, fatherhood, puns, lol | Jim Halpert from The Office looking through window blinds Dads waiting January 1st 0:01 so they can say haven't seen since last year. | Dad @thedad DAD Dad law requires dads say one following ready leave Let's rock n roll -Let's skeedadle -Saddle up, partners -Let's get heck outta dodge -Time hit road -Let's blow this popsicle stand -Let's hightail outta here -Let's get this show on road

31 Corny Memes For Everyone's Inner Dad

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

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Funny twitter meme, why are you dressed like that, lol, tweets | photo of a normative family dinner table | creepy grey girl with hair in her face and Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Family Dinner Gets Meme'd With 'Why Are You Dressed Like That?' Tweets

Been there.

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Fascinating thread about the origin of Jews eating chinese food on Christmas in New York City Lower East Side | megan n'n @kehillahjewess seems like customary Jewish tradition eat Chinese food on Christmas, but have ever wondered where time-honored practice came | late 1880s, many Chinese immigrants moved Lower East Side Manhattan after living California during creation Transcontinental Railroad. Many these families ended up going into restaurant industry and opened up their own businesses.

Twitter Thread Explains Why Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas

The more you know.

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Conspiracy theorists tweet in response to Sir Ian McKellen's recommendation of the covid-19 vaccine | Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen I feel very lucky to have had the vaccine. I would have no hesitation in recommending it to anyone. Sir Ian McKellen praises NHS after first dose of Pfizer vaccine mirjam kotter @m_kotter Replying to @IanMcKellen where is the live video with a closeup of the actual vaccination? And what is in the syringe?? Could be just a vitamine shot | Alison Onedaland @AOnedaland

Twitter Conspiracy Theorists Attack Ian McKellen's Vaccine Endorsement

Oh no they didn't

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funny tweets about video game cyberpunk 2077 character creation | Victoria I Social Media + Design @th3flowergarden Spent almost 30mins customizing my character... Worth it! #Cyberpunk2077 | Gav e @miracleofsound My favorite thing about Cyberpunk 2077 so far is that I was able to make my character look like something that fell off the back of The Ramones' tour bus #Cyberpunk2077

Gamers Show Off Their New Cyberpunk 2077 Characters On Twitter

The customization possibilities are wild

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Funny tweets, twitter memes, guy fieri, ratatouille, lol, relatable tweets, comedy, humor, jeff bezos, harry potter | zach silberberg hire zachsilberberg guy fieri's spiky hair might seem weird at first, until realize is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled kitchen

27 Tweets Filled With Quick Comedy

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Funny tweets, twitter, random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, relatable memes | stormodin next trying put my change and receipt my pocket person line Kilgrave staring at Jessica Jones | resisting urge say sorry after someone says "stop saying sorry" Homer Simpson

Quality Memes To Flex Your Scrolling Muscles

Enjoy.

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Funny twitter thread about working at a grocery store during the holidays, entitlement, funny, funny tweets | dylan morrison @dylan_thyme two years part team handled holiday orders at fancy~ grocery store where worked; last year ran encourage STAY HOME this season, here are some stories about some wild shit holidays seem drive people do! some these orders were raw meats turkeys, rib roasts, etc but most them were prepared meals, or raw meat and prepared sides save people having cook themselves

Twitter Thread: The Insanity Of Working At A Grocery Store During The Holidays

We really should all just stay home.

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Funny twitter thread about things that seem racist but aren't | rebecca @abcdrih what's something that ISN'T racist but still FEELS racist to you? @abcdrih i'll go first, white men in flip flops | Giving baby names unnecessary letters like "y", "x", "eigh", etc and just inventing names that should never have been conceived.

20 Things That Seem Racist But Aren't, According To Twitter

Some hot takes in here.

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Funny and clever tweets from Twitter, election tweets, donald trump, joe biden, election fraud | Lil Jokerella K @LJokerella my boyfriend list my exes: STOP COUNT

34 Tweets Filled With Clever Humor

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Funny tweet about just getting it through another month, and then we'll have to get through another month

Via @oldfriend99

Funny memes about Oregon decriminalizing the possession of all drugs, dank memes, spicy memes, funny tweets, election, joe biden, donald trump, hunter biden, drug laws, drug recovery | abasedpoliticalmemes Nobody: Oregon: Squidward in front of a colorful trippy background and mushrooms | Hunter Biden driving to Oregon Chad driver muscular veiny hand gripping a steering wheel

Oregon's Decriminalization Of Drugs Brings The Spicy Memes

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Funny memes about therapy, funny therapist tweets, twitter memes | Therapist: and does make feel am not very good at describing my emotions, maybe could just hold up bunch meme pictures until see one would normally comment word "mood" on | CLIENT SHOULD DO? THERAPIST DO THINK SHOULD DO? All right, then. Keep secrets. Lord of the Rings

33 Therapy Memes And Tweets Because We All Need Help

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Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.

28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

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Funny tweets with the hashtag #fakescarymoviefacts horror movies, twitter meme, twitter game, hashtag game | The Exorcist Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask @bigmacher She wasn't possessed, it was mild flu | Jaws The shark in Jaws was, in fact, a female dolphin with anger management issues named Karen

Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With 'Fake Scary Movie Facts'

Got 'em.

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