Nice things

Happy halloween parents… It's the one day of the year when you're legally allowed to steal at least 15% of your child's candy and call it the “chaperone tax." Technically you can do that any day of the year but it's especially encouraged today.

That's not safe

Twitter is one of the rare places on the internet where you can actually gain deeper insight into your friends' lives. On Instagram, we get the highlights-- their scenic vacations, their carefully posed photos, their well-photographed meals. On LinkedIn, we get an even less true truth, with their career aspirations and careful posturing. On Facebook, we get to see their family photos and how many people wish us happy birthday. But on Twitter, that's where I get to see what really eats my buddie…

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Please stop changing your costume idea

He should get them himself

Slow down

Tweets for the many

Just being honest

Nice things

Living in my head 'rent free

The kids aren't alright

Tumblr posts nipping at your nose

Once Upon a Time...

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