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Fresh Tweets That Made It Past the Drafts Folder (December 3, 2022)

Let's face it: Not every tweet is going to be a good one. In fact, we'd argue that most tweets willed into existence should never have been composed at all. Thanks to Elon Musk's cringey quest for what he refers to as “free speech,” there's more stupidity on Twitter than ever before. Not everyone has the immense shame and insecurity that I do - a shame that results in a drafts folder
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A compilation of tweets about White Lotus and who they want to stay at the resort next

Hilarious 'White Lotus' Tweets Predicting Who Will Stay At The Resort Next

We are living in the golden age of comedy murder mysteries with an ensemble cast . Particularly the Knives Out cinematic universe and the HBO series, The White Lotus . It seems like everyone wants these movies and shows (respectively) to go on forever with an ever-rotating cast of characters, keeping Daniel Craig and Jennifer Coolidge employed forever. I definitely have some opinions about who I'd like to stay at a White Lotus location next. My list includes, but is not limited to, Patti Harris…
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A compilation of funny and random memes

Jovial Memes That Make Merry

As Mrs. Peacock once said, “Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to looking through memes; it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet (to scroll through 30 hilarious images) together for the first time to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I could start reading the memes out loud if you'd like. Or perhaps, I could pass them around in an orderly fashion. Whatevers going…
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Fresh and Funny Tweets From the Silly Gooses of Twitter (November 30, 2022)

Well. It's happened. I've gone and contracted Covid-19 again. It started small - with a little scratch in my throat and a low cough. Every year, without fail, I'll get sick with some flu or sinus matter, and then it always turns into bronchitis. So I thought I was cool. But no. I'm stuck in my room typing away with the piddling amount of strength I have left, fighting off the fever and phlegm. Lovely, right? Anyway. When I'm sick as a dog, most of the joy that is derived from everyday life gets…
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A compilation of tweets about Spotify Wrapped coming out

Funniest Spotify Wrapped Tweets For Listeners In the Top 0.5%

Today is the day we've all been waiting for. Today nosy people can finally definitively know what music has been playing in their friends' and acquaintances' headphones over the last 11 months. Today's the day when you remember why you're not paying $9.99 for Apple Music. Today is Spotify Wrapped Release Day. Every year, Spotify gives you stats on all of the abjectly embarrassing music you've been jamming to since January. It tells you your top songs and artists and even curates a playlist of y…
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Funny tweets about hallmark movie experiences, christmas movies, romantic comedies

Woman's Real-Life Hallmark Movie Moment Delights the Romantic Comedy Experts of Twitter

Now that the gluttony and ritual of Thanksgiving have come and gone, 'tis finally the season for indulging in Hallmark Christmas/holiday movies. Now, I understand that many of you may consider the “films” (if you can call them that) a low form of entertainment. But gosh darn it, they are predictable! There are not many tropes that compare when it comes to formulaicity, a
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A compilation of funny and random memes

Unforgettable Memes That May Stay With You Forever

Most memes are not that memorable. They slip in and out of your mind as quickly as what you ate for lunch yesterday. They're unsustainable, and that's the way they were built. We are not supposed to sit around looking at one meme all day, expecting to be satisfied with just that. Absolutely not! We can only sustain ourselves with a regular flow of memes in our minds, with only a few really sticking with us. One of the few I still remember the meme from 10 years ago was The Marvelous Breadfish.…
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A Box of Mixed-Up Memes and Things

Ah, yes, it's another beautiful day on the incomparable internet. And if we're being completely honest, we are feeling just a little bit demoralized. It is far from easy to be chained to your computer when all the news seems to be negative. There's no way to mince words regarding the defeat we feel about the agony we feel. Going about day-to-day life is extremely difficult when you're trying to make sense of senseless violence, and complete disregard for the state of the planet. Climate change,…
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A compilation of funny and random memes

Memes! Memes! Get Your Hot Fresh Memes!

Extra! Extra! Meme all about it! Fresh hot memes for the whole family! We've got brand new memes here, all for your liking. Do you like Twitter memes? We've got them. You can't live without Lord of the Rings memes? They're here too. Do you want some meta memes about memes? By golly, we've got those as well. Any memes your noggin can dream of, we've got, and we've got enough for every man, woman, boy, and girl. Not only that, but these memes are free of charge ! No need to get out your coin purs…
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A compilation of funny tweets by parents about parenting

The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 24, 2022)

Happy Thanksgiving, parents! Today might not be the most leisurely parenting day of the year, but I believe you all will get through it. You're about to enter prime “threatening your kids with Santa” season, and I support you all the way. Nothing will whip a kid into shape better than their fear of the naughty list.
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Fresh Tweets to Enjoy While Hiding From Your Family on Thanksgiving (November 24, 2022)

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate in November. Thanksgiving is a day of happiness for some - namely our older family members. My family likes to do that whole thing where 30 of us sit in a circle and share what we're thankful for. The moment is one I dread. How the hell do I come up with something even remotely gratitude-adjacent when I feel like life simply sucks? It's a challenge, to be sure. But that moment isn't the only one I dread. I dread having to talk about whatever it is I was…
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Funny tweets that made people angry, people share tweets that got them in trouble

15+ Funny Twitter Takes That Somehow Enraged Unhinged Users

Sometimes it feels like the Internet exists to make people angry. It's not like we needed any help in the rage department. Here, in the brutal, cold, and heartless world of New York City , I become enraged by everything from small inconveniences to just missing the elusive G train. On the Internet, much like during my commute, anything is fair game. Think it might be nice to cook dinner for your neighbors? People are gonna get mad about it. Are you a man who likes the color blue? Congratulation…
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Funny twitter thread about working at a grocery store during the holidays, entitlement, funny, funny tweets | dylan morrison @dylan_thyme two years part team handled holiday orders at fancy~ grocery store where worked; last year ran encourage STAY HOME this season, here are some stories about some wild shit holidays seem drive people do! some these orders were raw meats turkeys, rib roasts, etc but most them were prepared meals, or raw meat and prepared sides save people having cook themselves

Twitter Thread Describes the Insanity of Working at a Grocery Store During the Holidays

We really should all just stay home.
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Funny tweets about things that are lowkey goated

15+ Tweets That Are Lowkey Goated When Being Too Online Is the Vibe

Getting older is weird for a lot of reasons, but feeling nearly illiterate where Internet slang is concerned has gotta be up there, at least for me. While being online pretty much 24/7 is kind of my job, I'm still not hip to (or happy about) what kids these days are saying on social apps or even in regular conversation. It feels like people started saying GOAT years ago to describe something that is some variation of “greatest of all time,” but using “goated” as a verb is definitely a more rece…
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A compilation of tweets predicting and mourning the end of Twitter

The Funniest #RIPTwitter Tweets Prematurely Mourning The Bird App

This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pop Crave announcement. Last night, chaos erupted on Twitter dot com. Several sources reported that Twitter insiders claimed the public version of the app might not last for longer than a week. Since Elon Musk took over the company and began firing huge numbers of employees, the future of the website has become increasingly uncertain. Brands, advertisers, and longtime Twitter users began ditching their a…
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Funny memes about food

A Heaping Helping of Delicious and Deranged Food Memes

Food. Sure, we have to eat it to survive. But the acts of eating, cooking, and even simply buying food go far beyond function. Food brings people together, it's something universal that we share with one another. And while we all have our own food preferences and allergies, many of us use food to express love and affection for each other. When there's something to celebrate, we usually go out for a fancy meal or enjoy a home-cooked feast with loved ones. Food is an experience, it's culture, and…
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