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Simon Cowell's 'New Look' Is Getting Roasted & Toasted On Twitter

We may not be medical professionals but we definitely know when someone has gotten work. It's baffling that someone in the spotlight would undergo serious cosmetic procedures and think their fans wouldn't notice, but it keeps happening. Yesterday, after photos from the red carpet were released, Simon Cowell went from being a judge to being judged - and harshly. The notoriously cranky English judge of America's Got Talent has been on our television screens since 2001, and many fans were shocked at his transformation. 

It's pretty obvious to most people that Cowell has gotten work done, though he's attributing his new look to his vegan diet and weight loss. Perez Hilton seems to think otherise: "I'm going with: new veneers, fillers in the cheek, Botox in the forehead and a possible eye job too! What do U think of the new Simon Cowell???" We're inclined to agree. And judging by these hilarious reactions to the dude's face, so is Twitter.

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16 Absurd Job Interview Memes You Shouldn't Take A Cue From

Anyone who's ever had a job interview knows that the appointment can cause massive amounts of anxiety, profuse sweating, and above all, awkwardness. Whether you're gainfully employed or hunting for the perfect gig, these insane job interview memes might make you feel better about interviews past. When you're done with these, take a look at these work memes that you'll relate to once you get past the harsh interviewing process. Or, if you need to prepare for what is ahead in your near future, these all too real work memes all about the ups and downs and everything in between.

Funny memes and weird memes about job interviews.
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25 Fresh Tweets To Help You Pass The Time

Spending time on social media can really kill the soul. That's why we soulless content minions have put in the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why subject yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweets right here.

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16 Cute & Happy Pics For Anyone Who Needs A Smile

Whether you need some wholesome pics to help lift you out of the dumps, or just want a little extra positivity in your day, these pictures are sure to help you out. We can't all be edgy and dark all the time. There needs to be some light! 

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23 Funny & Relatable Tweets For Your Bored Perusal

Bored? Why don't you have a look through these funny tweets that range from dangerously clever to humbling and relatable? You probably won't learn anything valuable but you definitely won't lose any brain cells, either. 

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84 Funny Memes To Help You Scroll Your Way To Happiness

We know you like funny memes and we know you like 'em in large doses. This heavy duty compilation of funny pics and tweets was put together in the hopes that we can eliminate your boredom and make you smile, even if it's just for a little while.  

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17 Fiery Memes & Tweets About Belle Delphine's GamerGirl Bath Water

Belle Delphine's GamerGirl Bath Water has been causing a quite a stir for quite a few days. The product has spawned hoaxes (herpes, GamerGirl pee) and, more importantly, a wealth of hilarious tweets and memes. Here are some of our favorites.

Funny memes and tweets about Belle Delphine's GamerGirl Bath Water.
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33 Memes & Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Sh*t

Congratulations on making it through Monday without killing someone (we hope.) To assist you on braving the rest of the week's arduousness, we've put together this comprehensive list of moderately amusing memes and tweets for your viewing pleasure. Don't say we never gave you anything.

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36 Conversational Tweets From The Minds Of Comic Geniuses

These conversations might not be real, but they are 100% hilarious. We just have one question: what's with all the zookeeper tweets?

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23 Clever Tweets That'll Keep You Entertained

That 280 character limit is no match for these wordsmiths. Some people are capable of saying so much with so little space. We wish we had come up with these ourselves.

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29 Times Intellectually Challenged Souls Believed The Onion

The Onion has been a satirical publication since 1988. That's over thirty years. While they may have ceased to distribute an actual paper, their hilarious articles are very much in existence in the digital universe. And there are still stupid people who believe their (mostly) obvious joke headlines. 

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29 Funny & Relatable Tweets For The Bored Stiff

Ever feel like someone just...gets you? These 280 character tidbits will make you feel exactly that way. It's truly amazing how people can make you feel seen in just a couple short and funny sentences.

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