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33 Therapy Memes And Tweets Because We All Need Help

While therapy has pretty much always been something that most people could benefit from, this absolute dumpster fire of a year has made seeing a professional even more necessary. Whether you're suffering from anxiety, need a reminder that you're going to make it through, or just need someone to talk to, 2020 has probably magnified those needs like never before. Though therapy is no laughing matter, we think its helpful to get through our crap with the help of humor - and these psychoanalysis-related memes and tweets should help in that department. 

Funny memes about therapy, funny therapist tweets, twitter memes | Therapist: and does make feel am not very good at describing my emotions, maybe could just hold up bunch meme pictures until see one would normally comment word "mood" on | CLIENT SHOULD DO? THERAPIST DO THINK SHOULD DO? All right, then. Keep secrets. Lord of the Rings
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28 Tweets Filled With Short & Sweet Humor

Twitter's been an absolute nightmare of late between the election, the pandemic, and the unholy areas in which the two intersect. We're sick of the politics, and we're willing to bet that you are, too. To help you enjoy the good parts of Twitter, we've put together some amusing (and often sadly relatable) tweets that will remind you of the good parts of the site. Stay safe out there on the internet, y'all. There's so much to avoid.

Funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets, creative | Angie B @Angibangie Tilda Swinton is last person on Earth, having solely survived apocalypse tumbleweed rolls by. She picks up and eats Delicious she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into night.
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36 Absolute Belters From Scottish Twitter

Awrite meme-lovers! It's time for a hearty dose of Scottish Twitter. We've got a load of hilarious bangers from r/ScottishPeopleTwitter and @Scottish_Tweets—a real goldmine of crude jokes and puzzling slang. Fair warning: some of these tweets are heavy on the Scots, so unless you're from the Highlands, they might make you feel like a wee walloper. 

Funny Memes, Funny Tweets, Scottish Twitter, Scottish Humor, Twitter | marijuana is legalised Scotland cannabis leaves baked in dough | Lewis X @lewisa95 Imagine buying rug looks like pastry Greggs Love my new rug
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Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With 'Fake Scary Movie Facts'

We're knee deep in "Spooky Season", and though there's no trick or treating to look forward to, people are still finding myriad ways to celebrate. From binge-watching horror movies to posting skeleton memes, the Halloween spirit is very alive on the internet. On Twitter, users have been flexing their creativity and humor with the hashtag #FakeScaryMovieFacts. It's pretty self explanatory: come up with a funny or dumb quip regarding your favorite bone-chilling film and then hurl it onto the timeline. While some of the tweets verge on cringe (cough politics cough). others showcase some serious wit. We've put all of our favorite examples here for your convenient perusal, but there's loads more to be found on Twitter. Enjoy the spooky fun while it lasts!

Funny tweets with the hashtag #fakescarymoviefacts horror movies, twitter meme, twitter game, hashtag game | The Exorcist Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask @bigmacher She wasn't possessed, it was mild flu | Jaws The shark in Jaws was, in fact, a female dolphin with anger management issues named Karen
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30 Funny Tweets Filled With Humor & Truth

Want to experience the satisfaction of short and sweet funny tweets without having to enter the absolute hellhole that is Twitter? Well, you're in luck. These relatable tweets and accurate takes come without the political BS that is so prevalent on the website where they were posted. As the country gears up for yet another hellish election, we'll take any break we're offered. We hope that holds true for you, too. 

Funny tweets, self-deprecating tweets, twitter memes, quarantine | Pinky's Brains @mack44_d human brain is an amazing machine functions 24/7 moment born until moment buy smart phone | Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV started s going gonna write novel during have forgotten quarantine read
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Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

As a kid, I often fantasized about having a superpower. It's true that I may have spent too much time with my older (and male) cousin, but the idea of being "special" like one of Professor X's mutant wards was an attractive fantasy. Judging by the popularity of X-Men, I probably wasn't alone in my yearning. The comics and movies, however, have done more than allow people to escape reality via superhero material. Over the last year the X-Men have inspired some seriously clever memes on Twitter - something that's a bit more relevant to our adult (and extremely online) tastes. 

The memes generally follow the format of Professor X asking about a person's superpowers. The jokes riff on some pretty unimpressive skills or mutations, and the clever jokes unfold from there. While many of these are a bit less than fresh, the format has been seeing a comeback over the last month. We hope to see more of this smart humor, but in the meantime, we've rounded up some of our favorite examples of the meme. Maybe that's our superpower. 

Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..
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Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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Humorous And Wholly Unnecessary Film Details (17 Tweets)

If you haven't been following the Shitty Film Details Twitter account, you're technically not missing out at all. It's chock full of largely useless and sometimes completely fabricated film facts that won't do you any favors at trivia night. But since we spend the day scrolling mindlessly through memes, we kind of dig this uselessness. Maybe you will, too. 

Funny tweets from shitty film details, marvel memes | order secure G rating MPAA Monsters Inc animators forced obscure both Sully's penises with shaggy blue hair | Shitty Film Details ShitFilmDetails While state Georgia did provide "Avengers" filmmakers with some lucrative tax incentives state's proliferation Waffle House Restaurants would present unforeseen challenges. fat Thor eating
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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Primo Procrastination

Usually we're here to shill memes when things are feeling boring, or bad. Right now? Things are definitely not boring. But they're still kind of bad. So we're back with more memes to give you that dopamine you crave. From self-deprecating memes to sassy tweets, this gallery's got a little bit of everything. So sit back, relax, and flex those scrolling muscles. We've got you covered

funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, self-deprecating memes, funny tweets, twitter memes | slight change intimacy or being hated and abandoned affection by them Corporate needs find differences between this picture and this picture. my mental illness They're same picture The Office Pam | mentally preparing myself read comment section local news aborteddreams aborteddreams aborteddreams Ben Affleck
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'A Relationship Should Be 50/50' Tweets Poke Fun At Dating Dynamics

Neither dating nor being in a relationship is always a walk in the park. While hopefully a partnership provides you with intimacy, friendship, and (most importantly) attention - there are almost always little squabbles or partner-specific tics that might irk you. We think it's important to laugh about that kind of stuff instead of dwell on it, and based on this Twitter meme from the last week, other people seem to agree. 

The tweets follow a format that states "A relationship is 50/50," which is then followed by a an astute dating observation or a sarcastic joke. While some dudes (and ladies) are using the format to talk up their dating styles, most people are using the meme to poke fun at our slightly toxic tendencies. And we're totally here for it.

Funny twitter meme: a relationship should be 50/50, dating, relatable | Jodi Arias OnlyFans @saintknives a relationship should be 50/50. your partner rejects all of your tv show suggestions, you reject all of their tv show suggestions.
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Twitter Thread: Chuck E. Cheese Worker Conducts Behavioral Study Using Arcade Games

While Chuck E. Cheese has gotten attention for filing bankruptcy and for their sneaky Pasqually's Pizza debacle, we think this Twitter thread involving the chain is far more interesting. Twitter user @Professor_Palmer took to the social media site to announce that for the past few weeks he's been conducting secret behavioral studies on unsuspecting Chuck E. Cheese game players. The experiments are rather simple, and involve adjusting the use of lights and sound in an attempt to better understand what draws people to - or away from - arcade games. The results? Human beings are really, really, easily manipulated. While this isn't the most shocking insight on our kind, seeing Cary Palmer spell it out in such a fun (and thorough) way has been incredibly informative. And very entertaining. 

Fascinating and informative twitter thread from chuck e. cheese employee who conducted behavioral study using sounds and lights in games to see what people respond to | Professor_Palmer @CaryPalmerr The last few weeks I've begun conducting my own behavioral study in secret. I have been adjusting games at Chuck E Cheese and recording the subconscious response of guest interaction over the week. I've discovered some pretty interesting things. A long thread | This is the game that made me start
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Savage Prank Ideas & GIFS For Practical Jokers

TGIF, y'all! One of our favorite ways to blow off steam after a long week of work is by watching prank videos. Unfortunately, most "pranksters" on Youtube have started to pull immature, and frankly cruel, pranks like throwing away their boyfriends' video games or girlfriends' makeup. That ain't the kind of pranking we're into. We're into the stuff that will pack a mental punch instead of actually hurting someone. Of course there are a few exceptions that prey on stupid people, but nobody's perfect. This batch of tweets, memes, and gifs is just the kind of silly fun we're looking for when it's time to take a load off. 

Funny prank gifs, memes, and tweets | Stop government tracking car: Remove RFID chip factory by snipping off this tube. car wheels | lauralot89 Hey everyone, so know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot allow buy kind gifts where donate mosquito nets or something person's name? Well lot those organizations will let donate vaccines, as turns out. Like, right now on UNICEF's site, providing 100 polio vaccines kids need is 19 USD. And not saying should buy and then send card an anti- vax relative
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Forty Memes And Tweets Because Why Not

As the weekend comes to a close, it's important to treat yourself kindly and relish what little time you have to yourself. Our favorite form of self-care is scrolling through memes. This is something you can do from a bath (if you're careful) or from the couch as you sink deeper into a vegetative state. Either works. Just have some fun.

funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, tumblr posts | Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal Who knew most taxing part being an adult is trying figure out fuck have dinner every goddamn night until die 5:47 PM 2019-08-14 Twitter iPhone feel this my SOUL. gingersnapwolves Every fucking week s time go grocery shopping my wife and are like should cook this week" and immediately forget every food have ever enjoyed. | Two male characters who hate each other make eye contact entire fanbase diagnose with gay
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