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Savage Prank Ideas & GIFS For The Practical Jokesters

TGIF, y'all! One of our favorite ways to blow off steam after a long week of work is by watching prank videos. Unfortunately, most "pranksters" on Youtube have started to pull immature, and frankly cruel, pranks like throwing away their boyfriends' video games or girlfriends' makeup. That ain't the kind of pranking we're into. We're into the stuff that will pack a mental punch instead of actually hurting someone. Of course there are a few exceptions that prey on stupid people, but nobody's perfect. This batch of tweets, memes, and gifs is just the kind of silly fun we're looking for when it's time to take a load off. 

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Twenty Titillating Tweets For Ultimate Procrastination

It's truly amazing what you can pack into 280 characters: political rants, obnoxious K-pop stan posts, and obnoxiously smug motivational garbage. We prefer to focus on the funny side of Twitter, which is well-represented in this carefully curated selection of tweets

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Hilarious Yet Completely Unnecessary Film Details (17 Tweets)

If you haven't been following the Shitty Film Details Twitter account, you're technically not missing out at all. It's chock full of largely useless and sometimes completely fabricated film facts that won't do you any favors at trivia night. But since we spend the day scrolling mindlessly through memes, we kind of dig this uselessness. Maybe you will, too. 

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Raunchy-Sounding Tweet About Amazon Frames Unites The Perverts Of Twitter

We love a good double entendre as much as the next person, and this tweet from the Wareable Twitter account is the most satisfying bit of sauciness we've seen in a while. The site, which focuses on wearable technology, tweeted "Amazon Echo Frames are smartglasses that bring Alexa to your face" regarding the new Google Glass-esque product. We're willing to bet that they knew exactly what they were doing - and Twitter's been, ahem, eating this brilliant copy-editing up. 

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Lana Del Rey Fan Gets Mansplained On Twitter For Not Knowing Tool

Bless this little Lana stan's young heart. In the wake of Lana Del Rey's "Norman F*king Rockwell" release there seems to have been a bit of drama on Twitter pitting Tool fans against die-hard fans of the self-proclaimed "Venice Btch." User @eurodoll, who operates an extremely Lana-heavy social media account, posted an incredulous tweet regarding prog rock band Tool's #1 status over both her idol (#2) and Taylor Swift (#3). 

"you know i really love to see it i truly was nervous she wouldnt pass lover just because i know the t swift fanbase is so big ... anyways who the f*ck is TOOL? and can they move their fat ass like genuienly no idea who that is am i the only one??????"

The tweet garnered a ton of attention from angry, mansplainy Tool fans and old people alike. Despite support from other fans of Lana Del Rey, @eurodoll ended up posting an apology to Tool and their fans. We're not quite sure if it's sincere, but the saga has been pretty freaking entertaining for us olds. 


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Inspiring Tweets & Quotes That Double As A Kind Kick In The Rear

We all hit low points in our lives - they're pretty much unavoidable. But when things get tough you have to try your hardest not to make yourself into a blanket burrito and shun the world. These wholesome and inspirational tweets and quotes might be what you need to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and go kick life's ass. 

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A Big Ol' Batch Of Funny Memes & Tweets (38 Images)

TGIF, y'all! You want your reward for toiling away the whole damn week? Here ya go! A super-sized roundup of amusing memes, tweets, and pictures to keep you from absolutely losing your shit!

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Funky Tweets That'll Distract You From Your Pain

Happy Monday! We'll get through this together.

And if you liked this set of Twitter masterpieces, then head on over to Fail Blog and eBaum's World for even more!

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23 Dad-Isms Culled From The Brains Of Twitter

Dad-isms and dad jokes go far beyond the old "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" stereotype. These hilarious tweets go a lot deeper in their observations of dad humor and dad vocabulary, and they're still extremely hard to argue with.

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Simon Cowell's 'New Look' Is Getting Roasted & Toasted On Twitter

We may not be medical professionals but we definitely know when someone has gotten work. It's baffling that someone in the spotlight would undergo serious cosmetic procedures and think their fans wouldn't notice, but it keeps happening. Yesterday, after photos from the red carpet were released, Simon Cowell went from being a judge to being judged - and harshly. The notoriously cranky English judge of America's Got Talent has been on our television screens since 2001, and many fans were shocked at his transformation. 

It's pretty obvious to most people that Cowell has gotten work done, though he's attributing his new look to his vegan diet and weight loss. Perez Hilton seems to think otherise: "I'm going with: new veneers, fillers in the cheek, Botox in the forehead and a possible eye job too! What do U think of the new Simon Cowell???" We're inclined to agree. And judging by these hilarious reactions to the dude's face, so is Twitter.

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16 Absurd Job Interview Memes You Shouldn't Take A Cue From

Anyone who's ever had a job interview knows that the appointment can cause massive amounts of anxiety, profuse sweating, and above all, awkwardness. Whether you're gainfully employed or hunting for the perfect gig, these insane job interview memes might make you feel better about interviews past. When you're done with these, take a look at these work memes that you'll relate to once you get past the harsh interviewing process. Or, if you need to prepare for what is ahead in your near future, these all too real work memes all about the ups and downs and everything in between.

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25 Fresh Tweets To Help You Pass The Time

Spending time on social media can really kill the soul. That's why we soulless content minions have put in the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why subject yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweets right here.

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16 Cute & Happy Pics For Anyone Who Needs A Smile

Whether you need some wholesome pics to help lift you out of the dumps, or just want a little extra positivity in your day, these pictures are sure to help you out. We can't all be edgy and dark all the time. There needs to be some light! 

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