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28 Times Intellectually Challenged Souls Believed The Onion

The Onion has been dishing out satire since 1988. That's over thirty years. While they may have ceased to distribute an actual paper, their hilarious articles are very much in existence in the digital universe. And there are still stupid people who believe their (mostly) obvious joke headlines. 

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Nostalgic Twitter Users Reminisce About The Perks & Pitfalls Of Their Parents Jobs

As the world mostly seems to be falling apart, it's really clutch that we enjoy (and fully appreciate) any positivity we can get our proverbial hands on. Sometimes the good vibes come in the form of wholesome memes, or happy human interest stories. Today, that goodness is coming to you in the form of a nostalgic Twitter thread. A few days ago, Twitter user @causalinf asked his followers to share the perks they enjoyed as children thanks to their parents careers. The thread really brought us back to simpler times, when going to work actually seemed fun from the outside. While the stories are mostly positive, a few people decided to share some of their less than happy memories. This keeps the thread a bit more realistic, as not everyone had an idyllic childhood with gainfully employed parents. At the end of the day, though, it's nice to look back fondly on days when drawing on computer paper and getting spoiled by a workplace of adults was a real treat. 

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Relatable Memes & Helpful Truths For Anyone In The Mental Health Struggle

While dealing with mental health issues isn't unique to the last year or so, there's no denying that 2020 (and now 2021) have been hard as hell for pretty much everyone. The pandemic has made us all feel a little more and has made it challenging and expensive to seek therapy. Even if you are able to seek professional, it's generally done over Zoom and lacks a certain...oomph. Sometimes the only place you can turn to is the internet. Beyond forums filled with helpful strangers, there's a huge amount of relatable jokes and wise tweets to help us through, and remind us that we're not alone. These examples are a good start, but we've got some more therapeutic tweets right here.

Memes and tweets about mental health struggles, therapy, toxic relationships | Brandon Kyle Goodman O @brandonkgood told my friend l'm emotionally "hitting wall" and she said "Sometimes walls are there so can lean on them and rest I can't even begin express much really needed hear | Man been pretty chill lately think finally getting handle on My Mental Illness: Are challenging ? Scooby Doo Shaggy
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40+ Memes Of Varying Degrees Of Stupidity

As we go through the week, our standards for entertainment tend to plummet. Instead of seeking out smart, compelling films and books, by the time Wednesday hits we're just looking for a distraction. Subtitles? No thanks. Wordy creative fiction or a fascinating trip through history? Can't do it. Instead, we're left to pretend to watch television as we wearily scroll through our phones, waiting for slumber to take over and take us into another day.  Rather than scroll through some of the day's inevitably bleak news, why not indulge in some stupid fun? We've put a bunch of that together in one convenient gallery.

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Funny Musings From The Wild West Of Twitter

While Twitter's become ever so slightly more palatable since the inauguration, it's still a cesspool of political opinion and general histrionics. Which sucks, because it dissuades people from enjoy the best part of the site: all the smart people who are good at crafting short and sweet jokes and musings. To save you from the woeful experience of scrolling through the "Bird App," we've put together some of the site's fresh and funny gems right here in this gallery. It's not much, but it's honest work.

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Twitter Thread Imagines A Chaotic World Where The Avengers Are Real

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is one of the most popular franchises in the world...ever. The action-packed superhero movies draw huge crowds with their explosive fight scenes and impressive CGI. They're thrilling to watch. After all, who doesn't love to see the good guys fighting the good fight? But. What if the Avengers were real? What if their arguably destructive battles involved your car - or the crashing of a train with one of your loved ones on it? While some may argue that Amazon's The Boys kind of answers that question, we're more satisfied by the humor and imagination spawned by a tweet from @alpineswinter


The tweet, which went viral, inspired a hilarious thread in which Twitter users got real about how shitty it would be if life involved a bunch of fancy ass superheroes fighting villains at the expense of our livelihood. We've put some of the highlights in this gallery, but there's a lot more fun where they came from. 

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Extremely Specific Tweets From Masters Of Detail

It's easy to assume that tweetswould veer towards nebulous or vague sentiments. After all, there's a pretty serious character limit. But somehow it seems that there are some people who manage to get very Tolkien-esque in their detailed descriptions. From strange and out-of-left-field sentiments, to oddly creative and imaginative musings, these tweets really set themselves apart. And we like it that way.

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Buckets Of Memes For Bored People

Huzzah! It's finally Wednesday. Also known as Hump Day. The middle of the godforsaken week. The day we start to see the light at the end of the tunnel. It might be dim. It might seem far. But goddammit, soon we are going to be free. To help that time move faster, we've put together this fun selection of entertaining memes and tweets. We can't actually fast forward time, but at least we can make its passing a little more pleasant. 

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Savage Prank Ideas & GIFS For Practical Jokers

TGIF, y'all! One of our favorite ways to blow off steam after a long week of work is by watching prank videos. Unfortunately, most "pranksters" on Youtube have started to pull immature, and frankly cruel, pranks like throwing away their boyfriends' video games or girlfriends' makeup. That ain't the kind of pranking we're into. We're into the stuff that will pack a mental punch instead of actually hurting someone. Of course there are a few exceptions that prey on stupid people, but nobody's perfect. This batch of tweets, memes, and gifs is just the kind of silly fun we're looking for when it's time to take a load off. 

Funny prank gifs, memes, and tweets | Stop government tracking car: Remove RFID chip factory by snipping off this tube. car wheels | lauralot89 Hey everyone, so know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot allow buy kind gifts where donate mosquito nets or something person's name? Well lot those organizations will let donate vaccines, as turns out. Like, right now on UNICEF's site, providing 100 polio vaccines kids need is 19 USD. And not saying should buy and then send card an anti- vax relative
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Funny Memes & Twitter Tidbits To Aid In Procrastination

As Wednesday comes to a close, and we welcome the more optimistic half of the week, we want to provide you with ample procrastination material. For us, and maybe for you, that includes plenty of memes and tweets. While looking at funny pictures won't fast-forward time it, the activity (distraction?) probably (maybe?) has some positive effects on your brain. 

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A Multitude of Funny & Relatable Memes

Some people like their memes dripping with relatability. Others prefer them to be stupid. And then there are the tweet-worshippers who can't get enough of the quick and easy humor. What if we told you that we could satisfy all of these meme-consumers with one hefty gallery? Well, we're aiming to do just that. This batch of memes is sure to have you saying "It me" and possibly chuckling a little in the process. And if that doesn't make your day better, we don't know what will. 

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29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

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A Hodgepodge Of Memes For Easy Entertainment

As "hump day" comes to a close, and you settle into the more optimistic half of the week, we want you to have a pleasant sendoff. While looking at memes won't speed time up so it can be the weekend - or put you in a coma until 6pm on Friday - the activity probably (maybe?) has some positive effects on your mental health. They say laughter is the best medicine for a reason. So it would only make sense if memes that make you exhale through your nose a little bit harder can be therapeutic as well. 

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People Share Heinous Work Stories They Wish Were Jokes

While some people spent April Fool's cataloguing all the brand jokes and PR stunts (ahem, Tubbycoin), DSA Cleveland decided to ask Twitter to share work experiences they wish were jokes. We're guessing that this had something to do with Amazon being under fire for their inhumane work conditions, but there's something about hearing horror stories from other industries that really puts things into perspective. The experiences range from absolutely heartless, to the kind of acceptable shamefulness that people experience every damn day. While we take no pleasure in sharing these bleak realities, it's kind of wrong to keep ignoring the f*ckery that we all deal with to pay the bills. 

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Fresh & Funny Tweets That Just Hit Right

That annoying 280 character limit is really no match for these internet poets. It's incredible how easy it is for some people to pack a clever joke or an astute observation into such a small space. And while we're far from adept at this, we sure do love to read the works of people who have the skills. 

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Spicy Tweets With Unexpected Punchlines

Many of the viral tweets we see on Twitter are pretty predictable in their subject matter. Women roasting men. Men roasting women. Parents either complaining about their childrens' antics or making up stories about how smart they are. People of all ages complaining about the relatable agony of being alive. While these amusing tidbits are well and good, there are spicier and less predictable Twitter gems out there, just waiting to be enjoyed. While you can find many of them on the oft-offensive r/HolUp, we've carefully selected some of the best (and slightly more SFW) examples for your convenient consumption. It's not much, but it's honest work.

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