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Thirty-Three Stupid Shitposts For The Terminally Bored

As Friday comes to a close, we can only handle so much thinking. These burnt out brains of ours need content that is easy to consume, funny - but not too intelligent. We gotta keep it simple. Thesememes, tweets, andTumblr posts more than fit the two brain cell max we can handle for scrolling. 

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This Stupid Viral Thanksgiving Prank Is Hilariously Enraging Moms Everywhere

In honor of Thanksgiving this year, people are prank-texting their moms asking how long it would take to microwave a 25-pound turkey. The responses have been pretty priceless.

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Funny meme about miley cyrus, id, bouncer, club
Via @memebase
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This is actually so true. Why does it feel like I'm always having a staring contest with the bouncer.

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The #StartAnArgumentIn4Words Game Is Riling Twitter Up With Unpopular Opinions

Twitter's all abuzz with unpopular opinions, and we have another Hashtag Roundupto thank for it. Last night's game dared Twitter users to "start an argument in 4 words" and people are seriously coming through. We've got people praising pineapple on pizza, claiming the Earth is flat, and hot dogs are sandwiches. Needless to say, these are definitely all fighting words. We've put together some of the spiciest 4 wordfire starters, but please add your own in the comments. We can't get enough of this game and we're sure there are some controversial sentences we're missing. 

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'Bot-Written' Game of Thrones Episode Is Actually A Genius Parody

Remember that "bot-written" Olive Garden commercial from last summer? Well, Keaton Patti is back with a brilliant rendition of a bot-written Game of Thrones episode. It's got all of our favorite characters, and spoiler alert: it's good. So good that it really got us missing the show that made us laugh, cry, and rage at its writers. If you're in the same boat as us, you can enjoy some of our GoT memes of yore here and here

Funny parody of bot-written Game Of Thrones episode, keaton patti, hbo.
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Hilarious Yet Completely Unnecessary Film Details (17 Tweets)

If you haven't been following the Shitty Film Details Twitter account, you're technically not missing out at all. It's chock full of largely useless and sometimes completely fabricated film facts that won't do you any favors at trivia night. But since we spend the day scrolling mindlessly through memes, we kind of dig this uselessness. Maybe you will, too. 

Funny tweets from shitty film details, marvel memes
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Random Memes That'll Exercise Your Scrolling Muscles

Thank god it's Friday, y'all! We made it through a week of annoying bosses,some depressingdays, and a whole lot of boredom. To celebrate the beginning of the end of the monotony, we've put together this super-sized batch of random and entertaining memes. Because you're worth it.

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Tweet Spawns Hilarious Debate Over The 'Male Equivalent' Of Astrology

Astrology has become insanely popular over the past few years, but you don't need to keep up with your zodiac sign to appreciate these amusing tweets. On Sunday, Twitter user @TheSocietyDude asked his followers what the male equivalent of astrology would be. While yes, we realize astrology is not a gendered past time, we still appreciate these bitingly sarcastic - and very on point - replies. We had no idea the Myers-Briggs personality test was such a "male" interest. For more of these amazing responses, check out the thread here. 

Funny tweets about the male equivalent of astrology, the society dude, joe rogan, libertarians, economics, astrology signs, zodiac signs
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Savage Prank Ideas & GIFS For The Practical Jokesters

TGIF, y'all! One of our favorite ways to blow off steam after a long week of work is by watching prank videos. Unfortunately, most "pranksters" on Youtube have started to pull immature, and frankly cruel, pranks like throwing away their boyfriends' video games or girlfriends' makeup. That ain't the kind of pranking we're into. We're into the stuff that will pack a mental punch instead of actually hurting someone. Of course there are a few exceptions that prey on stupid people, but nobody's perfect. This batch of tweets, memes, and gifs is just the kind of silly fun we're looking for when it's time to take a load off. 

Funny prank gifs, memes, and tweets.
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Twenty Titillating Tweets For Ultimate Procrastination

It's truly amazing what you can pack into 280 characters: political rants, obnoxious K-pop stan posts, and obnoxiously smug motivational garbage. We prefer to focus on the funny side of Twitter, which is well-represented in this carefully curated selection of tweets

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Raunchy-Sounding Tweet About Amazon Frames Unites The Perverts Of Twitter

We love a good double entendre as much as the next person, and this tweet from the Wareable Twitter account is the most satisfying bit of sauciness we've seen in a while. The site, which focuses on wearable technology, tweeted "Amazon Echo Frames are smartglasses that bring Alexa to your face" regarding the new Google Glass-esque product. We're willing to bet that they knew exactly what they were doing - and Twitter's been, ahem, eating this brilliant copy-editing up. 

Funny tweets about tweet that said amazon echo frames glasses lets alexa sit on your face, wareable, sexy tweets, sexual tweets, double entendre.
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