Wait I forgot my Garmin watch

i'll start eating healthy next week

d'oh!

Forever wishing I was at Paddy's Pub

Wake up and smell the memes

& you can never find a blanket

*Turns off Microsoft Teams*

and they'll still take a 45 minute shower in the morning

Yes, I'll have the salad with no lettuce please

The new corporate attire is pajama pants and an oversized hoodie

Procrastination's older, more sophisticated cousin is Writer's Block

That's just show biz baby

She should have thought that through

Monday should be optional

Divorce is never easy, however, when kids are involved, that's an entirely different ball game. You don't just get to get a divorce and walk your separate ways, but you are forever tied together whether you like it or not. So, in my humble opinion, if that's the case, why not make it as pleasant as possible for all parties involved? The account that follows is the story of a daughter of divorced parents who feels she has reached the tipping point and can no longer maintain a relationship with h…

He's so confident