funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Hilariously Bad Advice Nobody Should Take

We've all taken bad advice at one point or another. Maybe it was from a misguided friend, the internet, or even from yourself. When people have problems, it's normal for them to seek solutions or validation that they're making the right choice. Unfortunately, there's a whole internet of advice, and a great deal of it is the opposite of helpful. These amusing tidbits while most are tongue-in-cheek) are not anything we'll be taking seriously anytime soon. 

funny tweets, funny memes, funny bad advice, tumblr | PRO TIP drain all oil, squeeze car real good. car smashed against the ceiling | tips Not sure much pasta make? Give up on life. There are gonna be lot harder decisions than one So might as well give up now.
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30 Tweets That Are Comedy Gold

With all the chaos going on in the world, Twitter can be especially exhausting these days. It's like an endless river of bitterness and anger. But once in a while, if you manage to escape the current and rest along the bank, you can come across a heartwarming picture of a cat, or a dumb dad joke, or that clever quip you wish you'd thought of first. We can't get enough of those funny tweets that don't demand a lot brain energy. Hopefully this compilation of Twitter winners will fill your day with good vibes.

Funny Tweets, Funny Memes, Twitter Jokes, Funny Jokes, Clever Tweets, Twitter | sarah TMASER @softbithc moons fucking massive tonight wtf banana reflecting in windshield | Ron Iver @ronnui_ There's saying "never be smartest person room" and live by those words comes very naturally
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A Fly Won The Vice Presidential Debate

Who won the Vice Presidential debate last night? Well, at first it was hard to tell. Everything seemed to be going as expected—some wearisome interruptions, disregard for the moderator, a vague haze of bad vibes... And then it happened. About an hour into the debate, a fly landed on Mike Pence's head and lingered there for exactly two minutes and three seconds. Did the internet lose its damn mind? You bet it did. And a lot can happen in just two minutes—hundreds (yes, hundreds) of 'Pence fly'-themed Twitter accounts sprouted into existence, '#fly' instantly soared to Twitter's number one trending topic, a fly face filter appeared on Snapchat, and then of course, there were memes

With impressive haste, the internet gave us a mountain of memes, tweets, videos, and think-pieces to wake up to. Don't worry, we've narrowed the buzz down to a handful of highlights so that your brain doesn't fly out of your head. 

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Funny Tweets, Election Coverage, Election Memes, Political Memes, Political Humor, Mike Pence | Fly found shot back 5 times. FBI believes maybe suicide. | Pence's Fly @MichaelsFly Follow Living rent free on Mike Pence's head since 2020 Pence's Hair Fly @PENCESFLYTRAP Follow Mike Pence's Fly Follow @pence_hairfly PenceFly2020 @PenceFly2020 Follow Fly on Pence's head Fly @TheMikePenceFly Follow painful Mike Pence's Fly Follow @MikePencesFly22 on Mike Pence's head. Pence's
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Painful 2020 Memes Because Everything Sucks Who Cares

Here we are in July and everything about this year is still majorly f*cked up - and guess what, we've got six more months of it to go! So while we all sit here and waste our lives away, at least we have some memes that we hope can at least entertain you for a bit.

Funny memes about 2020, coronavirus | Firr @Firr absolute dystopian hell world are living COVID-19 TESTING SITE pepsi. NEAR WALMART #908 'S LIKE > | My mom: No matter sun is smiling down on us sun, 2020: Teletubbies sun with Chloe going to Disneyland face
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Cringey Instances Of People Eating Food Wrong

Until recently, we didn't think eating was that hard. If you weren't raised by wolves, chances are you can employ cutlery with ease, and know the proper way to eat a burrito or a slice of pizza. It's not rocket science. But somehow, there are people who are alive and exist who make a terrible mockery of the conventions of consumption. It's time for us to raise awareness and take a stand against these absolute monsters. 

Funny times people ate food wrong | @CUTechBuff Love my daughter but suddenly concerned she may skin my sleep. WHO EATS BURRITO LIKE THIS Served wich Rice.and ST KID | INDIGO @rockindigo Only serial killer would carry pizzas like this piz .co piz
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Amusing Instances Of Dumb People Being Dumb

While we realize that not everyone qualifies for Mensa, these posts shout out people who have somehow managed to take stupid to the next level. And we have to admit we're completely here for it. There's something extremely satisfying about witnessing someone exhibit a lack of intelligence that rivals your own. It's a sick ego boost, but we'll take doses of elevated self-image when and where we can get them. We just hope these poor souls invest some of their time into exercising their brains and familiarizing themselves with common sense. They clearly need all the help they can get. 

Funny moments of people being stupid, facepalm, funny | wish could choose our baby fathers 11:56 AM 6/16/19 Twitter iPhone 306 Retweets 514 Likes 10h v Someone come tell her before do cause Imma hurt her feelings. | Palients Patients is virtue. Thank so much this tattoo looks amazing!
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Businesses Post Cringe To Fit In With The Kids

Since the dawn of marketing, businesses have bent over backwards to appeal to the hottest demographic cohorts of the decades. There's nothing they won't co-opt, no 'hip slang' they won't butcher just to sell you a bag of chips. It's fun to imagine a highly neurotic social media marketing 'expert' in 2020 studying Urban Dictionary, furiously scribbling 'thicc' and 'mad sus bro' into a giant ledger. Brands aren't the only ones attempting to communicate with Zoomers through memes. Parents and teachers are putting on their 'fellow kids' hats in a desperate move to appeal to distracted students—though we think these attempts can be somewhat wholesome.

We've put together some of our favorite examples of corporate marketing teams and distressed teachers taking a stab at memeing. Most of the time they totally fail, but a few of these made us chuckle.

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Clever Comebacks That Deserve A Plaque For Their Spice

Replies this clever are pretty hard to come by; you've kinda just just gotta be in the right place at the right time, and brands like Wendy's - the absolute champions of the roast - know this all too well. Some of these people seriously deserve an award for their witty replies!

comebacks | tweet by abby @abbypauline been 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell God doesr have plan senpai @jasminsenju Girl sound like he tryna kill u
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Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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Memes To Help You Through Life's Thankless Hell

The world is going to sh*t and there's really nothing we can do about it from the comfortable discomfort of our homes. The best we can do is try to salvage what's left of our mental health and try to keep our chins up. One way to self-soothe is by looking at memes. And here's a crap ton of them. 

Funny random memes | Not cellphone sight, just people living moment. medieval classic painting depicting a beheading scene guillotine | New years day Looking forward 3 months later 2020 Disntectant BAZAAR Donald Glover Childish Gambino
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Thirty Tweets Featuring Amusing Plot Twists

Remember that "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie" meme? Well, these tweets perfectly exemplify the format, albeit in the form of character-restricted twitter gems. The jokes are a perfect example of how you can pack twists and turns into short shows of absurdist comedy.

Funny tweets with unexpected endings and plot twists
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Parenting Tidbits For The Tired & Out Of Patience

Parenting is exhausting when things are totally normal. The whining, the tears, the screaming, the tantrums. Parenting during a pandemic when you can't even send your minions to school for a break? Let's be real: it's the pits. These memes might help you laugh at the ordeal. We're in this together. 

Funny memes, parenting memes, parenting tweets, dank memes, kids, raising kids | Parent This is serious. Are Listening Kid dinosaur noises michael scott the office | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Last night, my 3 year old kicked during tantrum. As tucked him bed later, he apologized never kick again he said, pulling closer and kissing my cheek Just do exactly tell do and 'l never have kick again My son is mobster.
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Random Memes For There's Absolutely Nothing To Do

With things starting to open back up in society, we're all extremely ready to get back to regular-ass life. Unfortunately though, it's going to be a while before we get to our new version "normal." Until then, we've got as many memes as you could ever want to help you pass the time.

Funny random memes | Baby Yoda all want is snuggles but all keep getting is struggles | google test question and whole test comes up Doctor Who Wilfred crying
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Corona-Free Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Distraction

Tired of hearing about that disease that's making its scary rounds across the globe? We've got you covered. These memes, tweets, and shitposts have absolutely nothing to do with that thing we can't escape. Take a break. We're here for you.

Funny random memes, funny tweets, twitter memes, corona-free memes | Rick and Morty people ask college is going just keep Googling stuff and keeps working. | my mom standing behind buffet they ask my age Reaction Pictures @nocontextpics_ 2d Bomboclaat Show this thread holding a gun to lois' back
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Forty-Eight Memes For Pleasant Sunday Scrolling

Happy Sunday, y'all! To help you enjoy that last scrap of weekend, we've put together this moderately amusing gallery of memes, tweets, and general nonsense. They may not save the broken world, but hopefully they improve your mood.

Funny random memes | actually remember bring my reusable bag grocery store Native American girl superimposed over idyllic nature scene | yo, send photo took last night probably looks badass photo: Spongebob and Squidward with bloodshot eyes
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D&D Memes For When You're Feelin' Nerdy

These days we don't blame people for wanting to get together with friends and spend some time living in a fantasy world. All that dice rolling and character creation seems super appealing. As you can see from these memes, we're starting to get a handle on Dungeons & Dragons. Now we just need some people to join us on a campaign. Any takers?

Funny memes about dungeons and dragons, dungeon master, d&d | My party: No one has get hurt just sneak past guards. My party 5 minutes later: bloody vampire what we do in the shadows | amJeremy @dr5bludgeoning Dm see warehouse distance Player: is like werewolf, but instead wolf they turn into house Dm frantically writing down stats is now dnd
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