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Forty-Two Pointless Posts Of Epic Proportions

These memes and tweets might be pointless, but that doesn't mean they're lacking in the entertainment department. 

Here are some more random posts in case you're craving even more entertainment!

Funny random memes and tweets | black dog wearing a white badminton ball over its nose hiding among a group of black ducks with white bills. skyrim tree skill sneak 100. Pet Owner ok, he's friendly, he won't hurt Their Pet: white bunny next to a human skull
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Tasty Memes For Entertainment Purposes

Just as there are myriad kinds of people living and breathing on our slowly dying Earth, there are myriad memes blessing the internet. Some are stupid. Some are funny. Some memes are nerdy.  And some are a little more intellectual. This hodgepodge should cover all of those bases.

funny random memes | smartphones vs seasoning think would would be mind-blowing their mind: someone 15th century: actually blow GROUND McCormick Cormick Allspice 112 Chili Powder Garlic Powder Smoked Paprka Curry Powder Uber Thyme LEAVES ROUND Cumin NcCormick McCormick CRUSHED Red Peppe Onion Powder. man passed out in bed with his phone on silent If need call no matter time is be there Also Ringer Silent 130 missed calls
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Eighteen Angry Memes For Those With A Lot Of Pent-Up Rage

Are you a chronically angry person? Well, these memes won't help you even in the slightest - in fact, they might actually make your blood pressure rise even more. The only thing they will help you with is to feel more understood. 

If you deal with other mental health issues, then you may enjoy these memes as well.

Funny memes and tweets about being angry | angry Spongebob mad but don't know why mad and being rude and wanna stop being rude but can't because mad. PEOPLE WANT PUNCH FACE: huge book.
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Dude 'Deletes Tinder' After Date Sends Him Screenshot Of His Own Text

A Leeds man went viral a few days ago after sharing a major dating disappointment on Twitter. Harry (@hazposting on Twitter) tweeted a screen shot of an exchange with a Rachel, his Tinder date from the night prior. Harry sweetly expressed interest in seeing Rachel again, and in response he received a screen grab of his own text, punctuated with a hearty "LMAO." It's abundantly clear the screenshot was meant for a friend, and wow. Ouch.

Rachel quickly apologized for the gaffe, but the damage was done. After sharing his woes to Twitter, Harry found an overwhelming amount of support. People tweeted their sympathies, their confusion (not everyone realized Rachel had intended to mock him to a friend), and their feelings that Rachels are not to be trusted. While we can't speak to the integrity of a world of Rachels, it's clear that this one doesn't deserve the attention of Harry - who consistently updated the viral post with funny, self-deprecating, and niche reaction memes. If he hasn't actually deleted Tinder, we wish him a million quality matches. 

Guy @hazposting threatens to delete tinder after his date rachel sends him a screen shot of his own text after he wanted to see her again | hey had really nice time last night would love see again sometime? Delivered FaceTime hey had really nice time last night would love see again sometime? LMAO oh my god im so sorry. Pearson's mighty Orns @RAMAN Replying hazposting and @goodbeanaltalt bit dense can someone explain Owl Crime and Gay Stuff She took screenshot his message with
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Random Memes You Can Share Or Keep For Yourself

It's okay to be a little selfish with your memes - although there are certainly enough to go around. But sometimes you just need a little treat for yourself, and yourself only - and that's okay, we won't judge.

(Check out our last batch here!)

Funny random memes and tweets | Henry Cavill as Superman, looking clean-cut and conventionally handsome tight spandex No Henry Cavill as Geralt, scruffy and dirty stringy wig and creepy contacts and tattered leather looking like he just crawled out haunted medieval bog Yeah! Crazy nature does Pluto Uranus Neptune Mars Venus Jupiter flat Earth Saturn Mercury
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Easily Digestible Memes For Your Bored Brains

As hump day comes to a close, let us reflect on the amazing things we've accomplished and all the optimism we have for the future. Just kidding. We're not sure about you, but we just want to unwind. We're overworked and overtired, what we really need is a crap ton of memes to help us ease into the abyss of slumber.

Funny memes, random memes, nerdy memes, office memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, relatable memes | person sleeping in clouds: sacrificing my entire career 8 extra mins sleep. penn badgley in netflix's you accidentally watch someone's IG story 17 seconds after they posted
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Wendy's Roasts McDonald's To Announce Their New Breakfast Menu

It's been a while since we enjoyed a good Wendy's roast session, but their Twitter team really brought it yesterday. The fast food restaurant went after McDonald's in a sly and funny attempt at announcing the March launch of their breakfast menu. Judging by all the attention the thread received from brands and roast-hungry fans, the PR move was a success. Even the Uno account had to get in on the fun. 

We've included some of the better exchanges, but you can catch more fire by scrolling through the thread here. We hate to admit it, but those Wendy's breakfast sandwiches are making us hungry after all those brutal roasts.

Funny roasts from wendy's trying to roast mcdonald's in an attempt to promote their new breakfast menu | Wendy's @Wendys Hey @McDonalds, roast us. bear-ly func @BearCherian Replying Can't find roast setting on their microwave UNO @realUNOgame UNO Replying could never SKIP this. Wendy's @Wendys Draw 4 4
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A Big Old Batch Of Fresh & Funny Tweets

Twitter is a marvelous and scary place. For every funny 280 character tidbit, there's a terrible take or some kind of anti-vaxxer getting trolled. That's why we do the dirty work for you. These amusing tweets have been carefully selected to include everything you need: weirdo humor, relatable anecdotes, and a dash of current events. Just don't let your boss catch you scrolling dirty. 

Funny tweets, fresh tweets, weird twitter, super bowl sunday, coronavirus, the witcher, relatable tweets, relatable memes | tweet by Wolfmann @wolfmannjr grew up with wall wall carpet bathroom so take best shot coronavirus immune any disease
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Funny Random Memes That Gave Us A Chuckle

If you're looking for something to take the boring numbness away from your soul, then you've come to the right place because memes will always fix that. Check out our most recent miscellaneous gallery here!

Funny random memes and tweets | drew scanlon blinking white guy meme about avoiding eye contact with the uber driver. tweet by Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad don't understand people who do things on weekends just did things all week s next, more things s they get
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Retail Warriors Share Their Most Ludicrous Customer Requests

There are very few jobs as thankless as that of a retail worker. Having to juggle your regular responsibilities and entitled people should be an Olympic sport. This Twitter thread from last week is proof that everyone needs to work retail at some point so we can avoid the horror stories these poor people had to endure.

Funny tweets about horrible retail customers, customer demands, working in customer service, customer service workers, yikes, funny tweets, retail work | Scott WamplerT O @ScottWamplerBMD At very first serving job ever had woman ordered Diet Coke with one ice cube an inch on each side and laughed, thinking she joking, she just stared at waiting. Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun most ridiculous demand customer has made go first working retail woman once demanded pick her up her Botox
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Disneyland Parody Account Goes Viral After Tweet About Goofy's Death

Just weeks after news of Mr. Peanut's "death" rocked the internet, a tweet announcing Goofy's demise has gone viral. Disney fans can rest easy, though - the tweet comes from a Disneyland parody account run by @pjayevans, who runs "Who Is?" show on Now This News. While we're not down with this new fad of killing off iconic characters and mascots, the tweet has garnered some pretty entertaining responses on social media. We just hope the account doesn't meet the same fate as the lovable Disney dog. 

funny tweets in response to parody tweet about goofys death | Disneyland @Disneyland2go Goofy has died Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Replying Disneyland2go Goofy has risen Goofy will come again
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Baby Nut Is Inspiring Some Hilariously Violent & Angry Tweets

Planters Nuts had teased their Super Bowl ad since the untimely demise of their mascot, Mr. Peanut. Unfortunately, the funeral-themed bit didn't sit as well with viewers as they had anticipated. The ad shows mascots mourning the monocle'd peanut in a cemetery, when the Kool-Aid man's tears cause "Baby Nut" to emerge from the dirt, a mascot reborn. 

The move is a pretty obvious nod to the popularity of Baby Yoda, and many people found the move to be a cheap exploitation of the public's affinity for cute characters. These feelings were then channeled into some seriously Anti-Baby Nut tweets that made us wonder if peanut allergies are more prevalent than we thought. Whatever the case, the passionate contempt for the small legume is vastly entertaining. We can't wait to see what Planters does to spin this one. 

 

Funny tweets about baby nut after super bowl liv | Saint Vic @vic_xo_ No tf he doesn't cartoon peanut can't even compete @OnAirJackson1 15h Jackson Ammons Baby Yoda has some competition #BabyNut Hector J. Navarro @HectorNavarro_ would mash Baby Peanut pulp and feed Baby Yoda sandwich
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Moderately Funny Memes For When You Need A Freakin' Break

Are you crouched in a corner in your room, shivering, afraid, consumed by the Sunday scaries? Well, we've got something to lift your brain out of the mire. Ever heard of... memes? That's right, the best cure for the dread you feel before starting another thankless week of work is scrolling through some seriously dumb memes. And there's a crap ton of 'em right here.

Funny random memes and tweets, stupid memes, funny tweets, random tweets | stock photo woman paying cashier: Would like donate $1 help poor lol there is 90% chance this card is gonna get declined am poor. l'm terrified Backstreet Boys Therapist: tell why SCREAMING ron swanson parks and rec
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Crazy People That Need To Have Their Internet Privileges Revoked

If you ever need a reminder that there are many, many unstable people in this world, just hop on the internet. From Facebook comments to mind-boggling flat earth tweets, there's evidence of psychosis all around us. And we have to admit, it's kind of entertaining. 

Crazy facebook and twitter posts from insane people, r/insanepeoplefacebook | person standing behind a crying bald girl Turns out cutting off 15 her hair last time she touched scissors wasn't big enough lesson she cut her bangs AGAIN. So now she's BALD think this time lessons gonna sink little deeper! Never lose good woman without fight Get her pregnant if have too
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