funny tweets

Happy Friday night, my fellow kids. We know you all spent the day working off that turkey dinner. We know you're that responsible. Bet you had a green juice today, too. Since you've been so damn healthy and adult, it's probably fine for us to say you deserve a break. A break so you can do something mindless, like scroll through these memes.

Bored? Yeah, us too. Motivated? We're pretty sure you're not. Fortunately for you, we put together the incredibly small amount of energy we had today and put it all into collecting tweets to help you murder your boredom. They're not the most genius things ever tweeted, but they will probably keep you occupied for a few sad minutes.

If you ever need a reminder that there are many, many unstable people in this world, just hop on the internet. From Facebook comments to mind-boggling flat earth tweets, there's evidence of psychosis all around us. And we have to admit, it's kind of entertaining. 

It's that time of day again, and what we mean by that is it's time to look at memes. But honestly, there isn't really a bad time to look at memes, so we give you permission to view them whenever the hell you want.

Nihilist Arby's might be our new favorite Twitter account for some good cynical (and very depressing) fun.

There comes a time in many peoples lives that you stop lying to yourself and take a real good look in the mirror. Being honest with oneself is a very good sign that you're developing into a real, mature adult. When we do this, we have to admit to ourselves that this is all pointless and we might as well look atmemes. So here's a bunch of them. For when you're able to grow up and admit you just wanna waste your time.

It's Thanksgiving Eve and we're bracing ourselves (hard) for the shit show to come. To keep your mind (and our minds) of of the absolute madness tomorrow, we've put together some tasty memes and titillating tweets. And if they don't waste enough of your precious time, there are more memes where that came from.

We've got another War on Christmas-type scenario, people! Although this time it's a war on Thanksgiving, according to a statement made by Donald Trump at a rally in Sunrise, Florida. Trump claimed that liberals want to change the name of Thanksgiving to something a little more "politically correct," and assured supporters that the name would indeed stay the same. 

Our only question here is, can we focus on something that, like, actually matters? Please?

Twitter user Maya Kosoff asked her followers to share the strangest family Thanksgiving recipes they were forced to consume growing up. 

Spoiler: most of them are just downright disgusting. That is, unless you like jello, cool whip, seafood, and mayo all in one dish - in which case, please get back in your time machine and go back to the 1950s immediately because we don't eat that sh*t in 2019 anymore. Barf.

Thanksgiving is almost here and you know what that means - delicious food, family, and alcohol to help you survive said family. And if it all seems like too much, just remember that it's only one day and they'll all be gone soon enough. And did we mention alcohol? If you're of age, of course.

Y'all bracing yourself for the Thanksgiving craziness? I know we are. The nutty family members, the all-too present threat of Christmas carols, the devastating food coma. Sometimes it helps to take a little break from the craziness and return yourself to earth. That's what these memes are for.

Sometimes you just need a little stupid entertainment to get you through the day, which is exactly what these memes were meant for. No need to use any brain cells whatsoever.