funny tweets

You don't need to be committed to find these little anecdotes amusing. Marriage, depending on who you ask, can be a blessing and a it can be a curse. But most of the time it seems to make for great tweeting. 

Okay, Disney. We have one question for you. Is nothing SACRED?! The entertainment overlords announced yesterday that they're planning to remake the Home Alone films, and people have had a lot of feelings on what we believe to be a disastrous and downright disrespectful idea. Even Macaulay Culkin decided to weigh in on the announcement, with a photo of what Home Alone would look like today. His self-deprecating and relatable post made a huge impression on Twitter, prompting fans to demand a reboot featuring the real Kevin McCallister. Other fans condemned any remake at all. We're honestly in that boat.

Happy birthday to all the birthday betches out there! We just want to take this time to appreciate you and celebrate your lap around the sun with memes. Even if it's not your actual birthday, who cares! Now go out and party it up, but drink responsibly, dammit!

These fresh tweets range from goofy and pointless to a freakishly self-deprecating and relatable. And that's okay, because when we're bored we'll take either of these types of mindless content.

These memes will give you a good start to your day. Will they help you get your work done? Hell no, but they will get you to laugh and that's worth something, right?

You: A bored individual. Perhaps you're avoiding some responsibility, or just don't feel like doing anything productive. You've got a taste for memes, and you like 'em dumb and dank. 

This gallery: filled with memes to help you slack off until you inevitably need some more laugh-fuel. We've got more memes for that, too. 

Chance the Rapper released his much-awaited debut album The Big Day on July 26th, and fans have been surprised and annoyed that much of the album seems to be about how much Chance loves his wife, Kirsten Corley. Chance has been open about the fact that the album was inspired by his wedding, but that hasn't stopped fans and critics from parodying the artist with videos and on Twitter. The most notable parody comes from @charliewinsmore, in the form of a cringey song with simplistic lyrics praising said wife. The tweets have been pretty good, too - lots of acknowledgement that Chance is going Borat. And fortunately Chance doesn't seem too phased by the roastin' and toastin'. While he gets deep in this Twitter thread, the rapper sticks by his sentiment - he loves his wife! 

You certainly don't have to be a dad to enjoy the art of the Dad Joke. Dad jokes do not discriminate - if you enjoy hearing people groan and seeing them roll their eyes when you tell a joke then congratulations, you're ready to be an honorary dad! Now all you need to do is use the following memes as inspiration!

We have to admit that these memes won't solve your life problems, get rid of your depression, or make your estranged dad come back home. But we can tell you that they'll entertain you!

The tragic shootings in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio have been weighing heavily on the minds of the entire world. Yet again, Twitter is abuzz with thoughts, prayers, and outrage. And, somehow, memes. As the usual gun control debate raged on, one pro-gun individual decided to defend their right to owning an assault weapon by using the most insanely specific and seemingly satirical example ever. William McNabb went absolutely viral after tweeting "Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?" in response to an anti-assault weapon tweet from Jason Isbell. Sure, maybe feral hogs are an issue for a very small percentage of Americans, but the notion of having to kill 30-50 of them in 3-5 minutes is...shockingly hilarious. The rest of Twitter seemed to agree. This "feral hogs" tweet was meme'd in no time, spawning numerous parodies and memes. And this is a collection of our absolute favorites. 

Lena Dunham had a lot of nerve when she attempted to kiss Brad Pitt on the lips without his consent at the premier of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which they both star in. 

Beside the fact that the move was just straight up awkward and cringey AF, people on the internet have been accusing Dunham of sexual assault, claiming that if the roles were reversed, she and her fans would be up in arms over it, labeling it a "Me Too" situation.

Dunham already didn't have the best reputation with the internet as is, but this little stunt she pulled has really been the icing on the cake!

You don't need to believe in God to agree that the existence of certain things is completely absurd. Whether it's the external nature of a ball sack or the bizarre brute strength of ants, some things just don't make sense. And these tweets really sum all of that up in a delightfully hilarious way.

These memes contain a delicate balance of random, amusing and uplifting for when you just need to laugh and feel a little better about yourself. After all, everyone knows that laughter is the best medicine!

Stupid memes have the power to keep you entertained for hours at a time. We can promise you that. But don't just take our word for it - scroll down to see for yourself!

These damn 280 character tweets have us feeling personally attacked. And you'll probably relate to some of them too. Especially if your preferred poison is drinking tequila or knowingly doing things that will inevitably bite you in the ass.