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Parenting Memes & Tweets For The Brave And The Exhausted

Parenting ain't easy. Between the oppressive costs of healthcare and childcare, and the effect that raising kids has on one's sanity, sometimes it feels like a losing game. And then your kid does something magical, cute, or hilarious, and it all seems worth it. These highs and lows are all well-represented in this highly relatable batch of memes for every kind of parent.

funny memes, funny tweets, parenting memes, parenting tweets, twitter, parents on twitter, parenting jokes, children, raising children | tweet by portmanteauface Parents need get better at teaching their kids swear words aren't actually bad they're just only appropriate certain contexts, this 9yo girl at grocery store just held up bag cauliflower rice and said FUCK IS THIS and she deserves fucking Oscar. warning sign Well, there's no circle thingy with slash through so guess 's okay.
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Random Memes That Have No Purpose But Entertainment

These memes won't help to improve your life much, if at all, but we hope that they manage to entertain you for at least a few minutes. That's gotta count for something!

Funny random memes | idris elba in the office meme: sit next cute girl subway and she slides over next seat am aware effect have on women. elmo wrestling: actually gets first place are all winners
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Memes For Master Of Procrastination

As we're about to ring in a new year - and a new decade - it's important to look back on all the time we spent doing what we love. Wasting time. Most of that time was spent scrolling through memes. We wouldn't have it any other way.

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Cringey Memes & Pics That'll Make You All Sorts Of Uncomfortable

If you're bored of relatable memes and fluffy wholesomeness, this cringe-packed wince-inducing batch of memes will be seriously refreshing. Instead of thinking about how wonderfully alike we all are, why don't we focus on the people who are f*cked up and all the terrible things that exist on the internet and IRL. 

Cringey, funny, cringey pics | photo of a manicured hand wearing a large diamond ring: Curved him 4 years, dated his bestfriend brother. Had baby by his cousin. He saw something happily engaged! hot face emoji explained in an odd way eyes nostrils
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Terrific Tweets To Mindlessly Scroll Through

We've mastered a lot of things. Opening wine bottles. Throwing keys into their receptacle as we enter the door. Annoying the people we love. One thing we haven't mastered is the art of tweeting. For some reason it's near impossible  to deliver a quip that's punchy, funny, clever and relatable. These people don't have this issue.

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Fifteen New Years Memes To Mark The End Of The Decade

Holy sh*t you guys, the 2010s are just about over! Now make way for New Years resolutions and short-term gym-goers. It feels like just yesterday we were all laughing hysterically at Keyboard Cat and Pepe. 

Can you even imagine what the memes of the '20s are going to be like? We can't wait to see.

Funny memes about the end of the decade, new years, 2020, funny tweets | confused math lady: wondering year 2000 20 years ago and wtf happened last 2 decades. and boys at start decade and boys at end decade.
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Forty-Four Memes That Are Dumb Yet Entertaining

Happy New Years Eve! If you clicked here then let's be real, you probably don't have any party plans whatsoever, so why not ring in the new year with a fresh batch of memes?

Funny random memes | not gonna get too crazy tonight Also Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna outburst had at JoAnn's Fabrics is not reflective who l am. older relatives are talking about crazy things young adults do nowadays and gotta act like not part.
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Tasty Tweets For Scrolling Your Life Away

In the hazy post-holiday days we all need a little meaning and drive. These tweets are not going to provide you with any of that. They're simply time-wasting mechanisms that will add nothing of value to your life whatsoever. And that's okay.

funny tweets | tweet by UnFitz as young teen: Can't wait until old enough go out on New Years Eve now: l'd rather swim raw sewage than go out on New Years Eve
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Hilarious Twitter Account Exposes LinkedIn's Cringey BS

It's about time that LinkedIn got exposed for the constant cringe-fest that it is. The social media site for cocky professionals is getting roasted by our new favorite Twitter account, Crap on LinkedIn.

Funny Twitter account called "Crap on LinkedIn" that makes fun of posts on LinkedIn | Anyothercitizen Apparently, someone is proud be RACIST (tweaked meaning only explained later Would this be considered as an appropriation CrapOnlinkedin #Volkswagen Am Proud be RACIST ReadtoknowWHY Finally get some timeout work post here my food thought day, No! actually era are feel proud be RACIST both my personal and professional lives, BECAUSE RACI is only religion, understand what - responsible accountable
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Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

While eating cold pizza one night, Dr. Fred Wu began to ponder something unusual: where on earth would one put a defibrillator on a centaur, should they go into cardiac arrest? He tweeted about the predicament and fellow doctors began offering their ideas on the topic. 

Below are some of the amusing responses!

Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?
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After-Christmas Posts For Those Awkward End-Of-Year Vibes

The week between Christmas and New Years is always a strange one; you're probably still reeling in the insanity of dealing with your stressful family and enjoying all your gifts. Meanwhile, you can't remember what day it is and you totally forgot that 2020 is in just a couple fricken days. 

Regardless, try to enjoy the couple weeks where your boss is on vacation and won't notice you slacking off at work!

Funny memes and tweets about the period of time between Christmas and New Years | person looking down through a hole in the ceiling. january rent watching all christmas and new years eve plans. tweet by adorkablymandy Listen know some y'all enough know got Christmas so decided help ya out little bit most significant uses coal are electricity generation -steel production -cement manufacturing Good luck
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Thirty Random Memes For Your Scrolling Needs

According to our calendars it's Monday, but after all these holidays and parties we're definitely not feeling like time is real. To help you get back into reality mode (or continue enjoying time off) we've put together another batch of moderately funny memes. No matter how far you've sunk into the limbo before the New Year, these memes will set you reasonably right.

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Silly Memes For When The Boredom Is Unbearable

What could be better than a bunch of memes on a Sunday evening? Nothing. Sunday is the worst day of the week, so you might as well forget about your pain and be entertained instead.

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