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Moderately Amusing Memes For Procrastination Purposes

While Fridays really don't matter much these days, it's still our belief that we're obligated to celebrate the weekend. And since we can't head to the clubs, bars, or restaurants to blow off steam, we're trying to find other ways to chill out. So far, beyond drinking copious amounts of alcohol, scrolling through memes has been fitting the bill. And here's a whole lot of 'em here for you.

Funny memes, dank memes, random memes, stupid memes, parenting memes, relatable memes funny tweets, twitter memes, having kids | Spooky Mama Pajama e mamapjs1 Embrace inner child. Run meadow. Laugh at sun. Follow rainbow. Pee pants. Get angry at color blue. Scream because circles should be squares. Tell stranger she looks like lady daddy's secret magazines. Believe magic. | looking at F my kid got math homework solved monkeys reading papers
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Movie Villains Get Roasted In This Twitter Meme Full Of Hot Takes

These memes, known as "The Movie Villain vs. The Actual Villain," are a great way for people to roast things they hate about movies, or to insinuate that the protagonist is actually the villain. We're here for it, and if you'd like to read more, head on over to Know Your Meme!

Funny Twitter memes about the 'movie villain vs. the actual villain' | @Clo_vdn May 21 This one is my Dramione peeps Clothilde movie villain actual villain Voldemort and J. K. Rowling
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19 Tweets That Prove Kids On Zoom Are Hilarious

It's difficult to count the ways that the pandemic has uprooted our lives. Many of us are jobless. People have lost loved ones. We're all getting cabin fever from being cooped up in our homes. But kids have got it pretty weird. And so do parents. As their studies move to the internet, children are being forced to endure "Zoom classes." And while that seems pretty surreal and scary for many of us, kids happen to be super adaptable. And that adaptability can often translate to humor. These tweets, which come from parents eavesdropping on their children's virtual lessons, are some seriously wholesome proof of that. 

Funny tweets from parents overhearing their kids on zoom calls | Todd Coleman @todd_coleman My daughter had Zoom class yesterday teacher's internet went out, so one kids made default host. He muted everyone, pretended teach class, and then just said "fart" over and over until teacher able join back amazing | Kelly Huh, Ph.D glaciergeek overheard zoom kids chat other day if all students can wear hamster balls at schools, then may be good return.
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Lana Del Rey Gets Dragged For Her Cringey Instagram Rant

Lana Del Rey is no stranger to media controversy, and this time she's gotten herself into hot water for ranting on Instagram about her disdain for the subject matter in the music of top female artists, including Beyonce, Doja Cat, Ariana Grande, and Cardi B. She continued, stating that there's no place in the music industry for women like her who are being their "authentic, delicate selves" and don't look "strong or necessarily smart" in their lyrical content. People started coming for Ms. Del Rey on social media, saying that her comments were entitled and racist for pointing mainly toward women of color. Just scroll down and read the debate and reactions for yourself, because honestly this sh*t is exhausting, y'all.

Reaction memes and tweets to Lana Del Rey's Instagram rant | lanadelrey O Bro. This is sad make about WOC issue talking about my favorite singers could've literally said anyone but picked my favorite fucking people. And this is problem with society today, not everything is about whatever want be s exactly point my post- there are certain women culture doesn't want have voice may not have do with race don't know has do with don't care anymore but don't ever ever ever ever bro- call racist because
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Future's Getting Meme'd Again In 'She Belongs To The Streets' Tweets

Rapper Future is no stranger to the meme game. He's been the star of many a mocking relationship-centric meme since "Future Sending Exes Texts" came onto the scene around Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, instead of making a mockery of ex-boyfriends, this meme seems to wag a finger at promiscuous women. The tweets feature the text "She belongs to the streets," which was popularized by Future - and many of the meme creators seem to acknowledge their misogynistic nature by labeling the rapper's tome as the "Book of Misogyny." We're hoping the people who retweet the memes are aware of the slightly problematic message - and hope women know it's okay to run free. We all know that dudes see no qualms about it.

Funny memes with the rapper future, she belongs to the streets, dank memes, stupid memes | Sunglasses - HOOL Hoodville LLE @Hoodville_ If she picks up call and puts volume down while she's next she belongs streets @Hoodville ?ok Misogyny | HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ told yo homie she belongs streets and he didn't listen @Hoodville
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Twenty-Nine Random Memes For People Tired Of Everything

Raise your hand if you're tired of everything. You know, all of this crap. Alright, now that all of our hands are raised, let's all just forget about everything and scroll through the following memes.

Funny random memes | monkey puppet COVID-19 symptoms include having lack taste People with live, laugh, love wall decor | Laziness Random motivation at 2 morning More laziness patch of concrete in the middle of a dirt road
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Fresh Tweets For Your Mindless Perusal

We've got to hand it to people who spend all their time on Twitter. Most of them (at least the folks we follow) have a real knack for saying something funny or smart using very few words. That 280 character limit might feel oppressive to some essay-writers (try a thread) but we think it forces people to be a tad more intelligent in their writing. These tweets may not be the genius we're referring to, but they're definitely a good way to waste time. 

Funny random tweets cute tweets relatable tweets covid-19 quarantine tweets lockdown | Carlgpy whirringblender fact Mario makes little noise every time he exerts himself physically is proof he's over 30 1:40 PM 5/17/20 Twitter Web App
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Scientists May Have Discovered A Parallel Universe, Internet Reacts

WTF is 2020, y'all. Honestly at this point should we even ask questions? Because absolutely nothing is surprising to us anymore. In this installment of apocalypse bingo, researchers found evidence that there may be a parallel universe where the laws of physics and time appear to operate in reverse. Many others are also skeptical of the findings, so take everything with a grain of salt. But of course, that hasn't stopped memers from reacting in the best ways. See some of the reactions below!

Funny reaction memes and tweets to scientists discovering a potential parallel universe | Kronk Emperor's New Groove NASA news: High-energy particles Antarctica could prove parallel universes 's another one Apocalypse Bingo! | Captain America Astor George @grandpabbychuck choking my parallel universe doppelganger who has better life than so can take his place.
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Twitter Thread About Elementary School Brings Back Memories

If you grew up in the '90s then scrolling through this Twitter thread will give you a serious case of nostalgia. Twitter user Melina threw together a hodgepodge of images of things we had completely forgotten about from our schooling days and let's just say, they took us on a little trip down memory lane.

Funny Twitter thread about nostalgic things from elementary school | melina melmadara smelled SO bad and were probably washed once year | bringing back weird memories elementary school running finger between tiles on a wall |
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Pointless Posts For Those Who Just Need A Laugh

Even though the days all seem to blend together at this point, it's good to have designated breaks just to feel sane. We hope these memes can help you relax for a bit!

Funny random memes | is this a pigeon? online best-friend parent Is this wanted criminal | Clara's self-isolation @ramencult Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario
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Comebacks & Roasts We'd Be Proud To Think Of (37 Zingers)

Ever have it out with someone (either seriously or in good fun) and think of the perfect comeback hours later when you're in the shower? Happens to us all the time. These clever souls didn't have to suffer like that - they came up with some seriously smart sh*t at just the right moment. Salute. 

Funny comebacks, witty comebacks, roasts, twitter, funny tweets | Had my IQ test today. Scored perfect 100 marshmellowtank Now do plan on using
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Chuck E. Cheese Is Catfishing Online Customers & Everyone's Onto Them

Chuck E. Cheese made big news this week, and not because they're bankrupt like many other American corporations. It turns out the family entertainment center has been masquerading as "Pasqually's Pizza & Wings" on food delivery apps such as Seamless and Grubhub. While some people feel betrayed by the move, most of Twitter and Reddit has responded to the strategy with bemusement. The chain's secret was first revealed on Reddit by user u/KendallNeff in the r/Philadelphia subreddit. They posted an exchange with their GrubHub driver who was happy to confirm that the pizza came from a Chuck E. Cheese location. 

This week, more netizens became hip to the facade, sharing memes about the sneaky move and generally showing appreciation for the odd bit of business savvy. The hubbub led to Chuck E. Cheese trending on Twitter - alongside al Qaeda and Pauly D. While we're waiting for the fourth horse of Twitter's Coronapocalypse, we have to admit we're starting to get a nostalgic craving for that crappy pizza. It's too bad we can't Grubhub the creepy animatronic band. While they work on that technology, we've put together the best tweets regarding this hilarious discovery. Bon appetite.

Funny tweets about how chuck e cheese is using the name pasqually's pizza to trick people into buying their pizza | Michael Mark @mrcoolmike_ Chuck E Cheese is selling their food as "Pasqually's Pizza" on food apps because no one wants order Chuck E. Cheese pizza delivery and think this is nominated as funniest part this pandemic | @jack2toxic Chuck E. Cheese trying sell pizza under another name: WINE SHOP SPROS RESTAURAN Shaq hiding behind a tree
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Fifty Random Memes That Made Us Snicker

Whatever you're doing, stop and look at these incredibly important memes. You won't regret it, probably. And while we're at it, click here for some more miscellaneous entertainment! You're welcome.

Funny random memes | turn light off and try find bed guy in sunglasses walking strangely with his hands outstretched | IHOP waitresses callin baby Kermit the frog tucking in a tiny teddy bear into bed
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Cynical Memes For People Who Despise Their Corporate Jobs

Does anyone really like their job? No really, like does anyone wake up in the morning and stretch while listening to the birds chirping outside and say to themselves, "man I can't wait to go to work today?" Or is it more that you don't entirely mind going to work? We're thinking it's probably the latter. Anyway, these memes are for those who think about quitting every day but have the will power not to do that.

Funny cynical memes about work | visual representation trying hold my shit together woman with multiple hair pins on her head | uncle Phil Fresh Prince of Bel Air weird person at work won't stop talking and trying be nice
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Amusing Astrology Memes For Believers And Nonbelievers Alike

Whether you believe in the power of celestial objects to determine your life or not, we think you'll find some amusement in these astrology memes. Happy late birthday Tauruses and happy early birthday to the Geminis! Our gift to you is even more astrology memes!

Funny memes about astrology | tarot card waking up at end Mercury Retrograde at my exs house with bangs | Michael Scott The Office anyone breathes Libra: Why are way are?
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