The other day I was googling some lower back pain that can probably be attributed to years of hunching over computers. A helpful WebMDheadline popped up and next thing I knew I was diagnosing myself with lung cancer. This is nothing new. WebMD has been torturing hypochondriacs since before the internet was used to locate hot singles that want to meet you. And poor souls like me have been complaining about it since then. Recently, Twitter's seen an uptick in disgruntled WebMD-ers letting it all out. It's good to see we're not alone in our certain deaths.
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The concept of the aphrodisiac has been around for most of human history. Some popular ones include chocolate, chili peppers or even pistachios, but have you tried memes? All you have to do is send one on over to your slam piece and let it do all the talking for you. No effort necessary.
Okay let's be real here, you're probably not getting laid tonight, but you can always dream. We hope you can live vicariously through these memes at least. Yeah, let's go with that.
Country music isn't for everyone, and we get that. That's why we compiled these memes that will appeal to both the lovers and haters of the country lifestyle. Whether you're sittin' on the porch sipping sweet tea or hating on country music like the hipster you are, we've got something here for you.
Tired of the crushing responsibilities of adult life? Need a way to distract yourself from your piles of schoolwork? Take a gander at these memes. They won't prep you for trivia but they might raise your serotonin levels for a few minutes.
The Onion has been a satirical publication since 1988. That's over thirty years. While they may have ceased to distribute an actual paper, their hilarious articles are very much in existence in the digital universe. And there are still stupid people who believe their (mostly) obvious joke headlines.
It's March, AKA the worst month out of the whole year. Why is it the worst month, you ask? Well, because Mother Nature can't quite decide if it's spring or still winter. Today it's sunny and 70 degrees outside, but tomorrow? Who the heck knows! Could be hail, could be snow! Anyway, who cares about anything! Have some memes!
JK Rowling, the queen of drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise, is back in the limelight for, well...drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise - details that absolutely no one asked for, of course.
She told Radio Times last week that Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald had an "intense and passionate" relationship that had a "sexual dimension to it." Of course, her actual statements got twisted in subsequent reports, but the roasts and parody tweets that have come from it are absolutely still valid!
Trendy astrology app Co--Staris starting to get some heat from its loyal followers. The modern-looking answer to horoscopes is incredibly detailed - allowing you to connect and compare charts with your contacts. The Brooklyn-based app is well-loved, but its devotees are starting to notice that its push notifications are a bit savage, and when it doesn't feel like they're attacking you, the notifications are eerily vague. It was only a matter of time before people on Twitter began their parody memes. We're happy to report that they're pretty damn good.
Stuck in meetings all day? Trying to finish your homework at the last minute right before class? Whether you're a student or a drone of an office worker just trying to make it through the day, you're probably at least marginally stressed out, and we understand that. Take these memes as our condolences.
People often talk about what a blessing it is to procreate, to bring life into this arguably scary world. But most of us know the truth. Sleepless nights. Nonexistent social lives. Pain. Poop. These are the real joys of parenting. And these memes really say it all.
Think you've seen it all? Think again. Twitter user @grimiestt has truly lived up to their name after uploading a video of themselves licking an airplane toilet seat. The astonishingly gross video has understandably left much of Twitter completely shook, and has resulted in a surprisingly number of business opportunities. The 22 year old Brooklyn resident has officially upped the ante for airplane antics, so people who are patting themselves on the back for being members of the "Mile High Club" should feel somewhat humbled. We're just happy to hear that they're still alive after what they describes as a "numbing" experience.
College students: whether you're right in the middle of your semester or about to start cramming your a$$ off for finals, we're betting that these memes will resonate with you. You're probably stressed out one way or another, so we hope memes can help you relax for a brief moment.
Happy studying to everyone except...ahem... certain people whose celebrity parents bought their way into school.
Ever feel like someone just...gets you? These 280 character tidbits will make you feel exactly that way. It's truly amazing how people can make you feel seen in just a couple short and funny sentences.
