funny tweets

Sometimes you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed and everything is just downhill from there. You oversleep, your boss yells at you, you stub your toe and then to round it all off your grandma died. If you want to feel the slightest bit better about yourself, just take a gander at these people, who may or may not be having a worse day than you!

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. 

If your abs aren't sore after scrolling through these memes, then you weren't working hard enough.

The great thing about Twitter is that you don't need to be a famous or published author to get your thoughts out there. As long as you've got a computer or smart phone handy, you're free to let your words run rampant on the internet!

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

We all know that Instagram and other social media platforms are completely full of fake sh*t, and we're all guilty of scrolling through it from time to time. Some of us more than others...

So go ahead and scroll through these memes as a little form of schadenfreude. No shame in that!

We can't all be Einstein-level geniuses, but that is actually perfectly okay. And there are definitely memes out there for people with just a few less brain cells than everyone else. 

Sure, we may have made it through the Monday-Friday work week, but what are we left with? A few pennies and extremely depleted energy levels? Fortunately for all you tired sad sacks, we've got some memes that require very little brain power and will leave you a bit happier than you were before.

People can really surprise you with their unexpected capacity for evil. These evil geniuses in particular have clearly mastered the subtle art form of ruining one's day with the (seemingly) smallest actions. Stealing earring backs? Anyone with pierced ears will understand how unbelievably annoying it is to have to search for those little f*ckers in the morning!

If you're tired after working and you just want to relax with some dumb comedy, then you've come to the right place. Just scroll down to be entertainedfor at least several minutes!

We might be a little biased here, but we think memes make the world go 'round. They're pretty much the main form of communication for Millennials, after all! So send these to your friends and let them do all the talking!

This gallery is a gentle reminder for you that memes are not therapy. No, like seriously, go see a damn therapist IRL. Memes might make you laugh temporarily but they won't bring your dad back from the grocery store after he said he was just going out to get milk when you were seven. 

And as a message to all the therapists out there: keep it up and remember that you're doing the lord's work!

Apparently we're moving on from Hot Girl Summer and heading into "Christian Girl Autumn" now. Well, according to fashion and lifestyle blogger Caitlin Covington anyway. Covington tweeted a photo of her and a friend with the caption, "Hot Girl Summer is coming to an end, get ready for Christian Girl Autumn." 

The tweet inspired thousands of parodies, memes, and roasts about the stereotypes of basic Christian girls who love pumpkin spice lattes and over-sized scarves. 

A lot of these roasts make a whole lot of assumptions about Christian people that might not necessarily be true, but we found them to be pretty amusing regardless!

We may not be medical professionals but we definitely know when someone has gotten work. It's baffling that someone in the spotlight would undergo serious cosmetic procedures and think their fans wouldn't notice, but it keeps happening. Yesterday, after photos from the red carpet were released, Simon Cowell went from being a judge to being judged - and harshly. The notoriously cranky English judge of America's Got Talent has been on our television screens since 2001, and many fans were shocked at his transformation. 

It's pretty obvious to most people that Cowell has gotten work done, though he's attributing his new look to his vegan diet and weight loss. Perez Hilton seems to think otherise: "I'm going with: new veneers, fillers in the cheek, Botox in the forehead and a possible eye job too! What do U think of the new Simon Cowell???" We're inclined to agree. And judging by these hilarious reactions to the dude's face, so is Twitter.

Apparently we're actually living in George Orwell's 1984. 

Amazon has come under fire for allegedly creating fake Twitter accounts (under the name "Amazon FC Ambassador") to silence any criticism of the working conditions of its fulfillment centers which, if you're unaware, are known for being particularly sweatshop-like. 

Recently various Twitter users have called out Amazon for this...bizarre (to say the least) behavior. 

So without further ado, here are some of the best parodies and examples of the creepy Orwellian tweets!