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We're here to lift you out of your boredom, because that's what friends do. Friends don't let friends be bored, because boredom is the worst thing ever. That was a joke - obviously there are much worse things that can happen to a person. But anyway, let's not get too side-tracked here. Enjoy these memes!

Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.

The search for serotonin and/or dopamine often feels as thought it is in vain. We search for love, we turn to vices, maybe even droppers of CBD oil. When all of this amounts to naught, at least we have memes.

Tumblr and Twitter are two internet zones that never have a shortage of people trying (or failing) to be funny. Which is really, really, good for people like us who are in desperate need of ways to procrastinate and just avoid reality in general. If you still need more time-wasting fuel, you can check out some of our other meme galleries and tweet galleries.

TGIF, y'all! Before we can truly celebrate we have to get through one last soul-sucking workday. We recommend having several methods of procrastination on deck. These memes can be your very first time-wasting strategy on what is sure to be a long day of f*cking around.

Memes memes memes memes. Man, what do we even say about memes? They bring so much joy and laughter to our lives and allow us to just kick back and relax. They also cause a lot of procrastination because, like, scrolling through memes is way more interesting than doing your boring work man.

Okay, here we go. Instagram was down for all of like five minutes and, yes, everyone absolutely lost their sh*t over it. People started tweeting #InstagramDown to let everyone know how they were coping with this "crisis." 

This whole thing spawns the question: don't you people have anything better to be doing with your time? Can't you kids go outside and play games or read a book or something??

But fear not people, it's back up now.

We think many people would agree that parenting is the hardest job out there. If you're thinking about having kids, it's important to see both the positive aspects of raising kids and the tougher parts! 

But at the end of the day and after all of the hardships, most parents would probably say that parenting can be incredibly rewarding!

If Goldilocks were looking for an assortment of memes to fit her taste, she'd definitely approve of these. These memes are not too niche, they're not too relatable. They're not too smart, and they're not too dumb. These memes? They're just right.

Being productive is is super overrated. You're productive all day at work, so leave that sh*t behind at your desk and look through some memes instead! You won't be sorry because you'll have forgotten all about your stress. You don't need to be stressed out 24/7...that's your boss's job.

Chernobyl has been on the minds of pretty much everyone as the HBO drama regarding the nuclear disaster has become the most popular show on television. The program is being lauded as a bleak masterpiece by most critics. Unfortunately, this attention has done more than stimulate tv-watching brains and educate the masses. The show and disaster seem to have piqued the interest of attention-hungry Instagram "influencers," who have been taking some pretty heinous selfies in Pripyat, Ukraine. Thankfully, when people on Twitter see dumbasses, they're not afraid to call them out. And boy, are these roasts entertaining. 

We understand that memes won't get rid of your life's problems, but we can only hope that they'll make you laugh and relieve your stress levels at least temporarily. Laughing reduces cortisol levels in your brain and makes you forget your woes, or something like that. Don't ask us, we're not scientists.

Tuesday is the worst day of the week. You haven't passed over the hump, you're just stuck in the beginning of the agony that is a Monday through Friday workweek. Fortunately we have a sizable batch of stupid memes, ready and willing to distract you! 

We're back at you with tweets from our favorite Twitter account ever! If you haven't heard of Thoughts of Dog before then you're in for a real treat today, because we're bringing you 27 gems that offer a cute overload with a big helping of dopey - because that's basically dogs wrapped up in a nutshell.