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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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35 Bitcoin Memes For Crazed Crypto Hodlers

It appears that memes are taking over the economy. If you've been keeping up with the GameStop saga and the rise of DOGE, by now you're probably well aware that bitcoin reached its all-time high of $48k early this morning. While bitcoin has been powering through its ascent for over a decade now and is certainly no meme stock, we can't deny that this forceful crypto rally may at least be loosely connected to the recent Reddit short squeeze meme schemes. Elon Musk has not-so-subtly been hyping both dogecoin and bitcoin for months—mysteriously putting 'bitcoin' into his Twitter bio, retweeting ridiculous pro-dogecoin memes, claiming that dogecoin is 'the people's crypto'—even Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Doge) got in on the hype. But it all came to a head when Tesla announced its purchase of $1.5 billion worth of bitcoin on Monday. It didn't take long for the price of bitcoin to skyrocket to the moon. 

But how much further can bitcoin go? As more and more institutions adopt bitcoin as a legitimate form of currency, the plebs are wanting in, but many are wondering if they're too late. In retrospect, one could say there was never a bad time to buy bitcoin. Remember when one coin cost $9k a year ago? To be honest, I personally thought I was too late then. Now look at me. But obviously hindsight is clear as day, and the future of bitcoin is still foggy for those of us who need blockchain technology to be fully demystified before we can 'YOLO' our life-savings into cryptocurrency. If there's one thing we do know for sure, it's that the inherently viral nature of memes has shown to be a useful tool in pumping crypto. Just as r/WallStreetBets rallied to pump the GME short squeeze, subreddits like r/SatoshiStreetBets have been hyping altcoins like DOGE in order to raise the price floor. Some brush off dogecoin as a bubble or pyramid scheme that only functions as a pump and dump rather than a viable currency, but skeptics said the same thing about bitcoin in 2009, so who knows?

We can't say what the future holds for bitcoin, but we can offer what we know best—memes. We've got some amusing bitcoin memes and tweets both old and fresh for anyone who's either curious about crpyto for the first time or obsessive about checking those candlesticks every two minutes. 

bitcoin, bitcoin memes, elon musk, dogecoin, stock market, cryptocurrency, funny memes, funny tweets, money, memes, funny, gamestop, meme stocks | Ran Neu-Ner @cryptomanran boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad 1 bitcoin his birthday. Dad 15,554 14,354 is lot money do need $16,782 anyway? | Risking all on Bitcoin Starting with lower risk, low cost index fund ETFS New investors Putting time into learning about stock market Saving up an emergency fund Paying off all credit card debt skipping stairs
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An Enjoyable Selection Of Mostly Dumb Memes

Good tidings, internet trollers and travelers. On this beautiful Tuesday we are absolutely honored to have the opportunity to share more of our ever-growing collection of relatively amusing memes and tweets. Some of them are dumb. Some of them are relatable. Hell, some of them are slightly offensive. But they're all here to help rescue you from boredom. Enjoy.

Funny random memes and tweets, dank memes, cat memes, dog memes, funny | David x202E; yensiR @David_Risney second great reason not eat uranium Pavel Samsonov @PavelASa many calories uranium 20 billion calories gram uranium is roughly 20 billion calories. | photos find on phone day after heavy night drinking The Weeknd super bowl halftime performance
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37 Random Memes Full Of Dumb & Dank Humor

It's Monday again and you know what that means—time to try and fill that empty void with hilarious memes before the dread sets in! Whenever life starts to feel like one continuous cycle of the same boring tasks, we turn to memes.

random memes, funny memes, memes, lol, funny, dank memes, stupid memes, shitposts, funny tweets, funny pics | This is scale will be using measure everything now on. O @22Words Boasting guest verse Dr. Dre classic '90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing like way work No Diggity B: Hardly Any Diggity C: Fair Amount Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus Diggity | nice kitchen drawer Be shame if about open there. something were prevent entirely.
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A Hearty Batch Of Memes For Your Scrolling Pleasure

Trying to stave off the Sunday Scaries? In need of a laugh? We heaar you, and we see you. To help you in either scenario, we've put together this healthy collection of memes and tweets. They're weird, they're funny, but best of all, they'll help you keep the sadness and boredom away. Happy scrolling!

Funny random memes and tweets | Welcome adulthood get mad they rearrange grocery store now Ryan Gosling in a supermarket aisle | Tupperware after put spaghetti girl with orange tan
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23 Memes & Tweets About Funny Family Affairs

We love little tidbits about family life because everyone's experiences are so different but also pretty relatable. We've got a bunch of fun tweets about the woes of parenting, weird texts from parents, and memes about silly dad quirks, like when they stand in the middle of the living room watching a movie and refuse to sit down because they haven't fully committed yet. What's up with that? If you enjoy these hilarious slices of family life, you should really check out @neatdad and @radmom on Instagram for more fam content. 

wholesome memes, funny memes, relatable memes, family, funny tweets, twitter, dads, moms, funny texts | have children are demands? Are crazy? This is day care closed at 5 come get these kids! dam trippin! omw Delivered | cabs @cambreezyyyy 1 year ago today drunk texted my grandmother her birthday grandma georgina iMessage Today HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT BOTH US wOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM only bad bitches make 84 real talk
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Fortuitous And Funny Wrong Number Texts

Most wrong number calls we receive are from deaf old people or confused people asking for a dentist. But wrong number texts? That's a wild world of comedic possibilities. Judging by these screenshots, being the accidental recipient of neighborhood drama and cursed images is an absolute blessing.

Funny texts from wrong numbers, cursed images | there uh pissed @rydotphone random number just texted this Today 6:48 PM Us later | Saturday, April 14, 2018 back hospital because Jake set his butthole on fire again. 14:14 have wrong number, but PLEASE keep updated 14:15 omfg Oops sorry! 14:15 no, come back wanna hear 14:16 everything
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Twitter Has A Lot To Say About Phoebe Bridgers' SNL Performance

Saturday Night Live is a polarizing show. There are the people who think the sketch-comedy show been unwatchable for years, and then there are the people who watch it religiously because, well, routines or something? Last night, indie rocker Phoebe Bridgers was the musical guest, and it seems her performance united both camps, because it's all that Twitter is talking about. 

At the end of Bridgers' final performance, the musician smashed (or attempted to smash, depending on who you ask) her guitar. Guitar smashing is a long-running and classic rock move, one that performers such as Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Pete Townsend were quite skilled at. But judging by some of the confused reactions on Twitter, people have forgotten the longstanding albeit destructive tradition. Some of the takes suggest widespread boredom - because people are equating the smashing to white privilege. Other takes are spent defending Bridgers' actions. Phoebe herself had to explain that it was an inexpensive guitar, and she had obtained the blessing of its manufacturer. The best tweets, however, add some comedic flair to the weirdly controversial performance. 


Stupid and funny tweets about phoebe bridgers smashing her guitar on Saturday Night Live Dan Levy | Mia Andrea @miagandrea ladies and gentlemen, my mom moments after watching phoebe bridgers perform | i know the end: Why she angry? | @mmpadellan Why did this woman, Phoebe Bridgers, destroy her guitar on SNL? I mean, I didn't care much for the song either, but that seemed extra.
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Fresh & Funny Musings From The Wild West Of Twitter

While Twitter's become ever so slightly more palatable since the inauguration, it's still a cesspool of political opinion and general histrionics. Which sucks, because it dissuades people from enjoy the best part of the site: all the smart people who are good at crafting short and sweet jokes and musings. To save you from the woeful experience of scrolling through the "Bird App," we've put together some of the site's fresh and funny gems right here in this gallery. It's not much, but it's honest work.

Fresh and funny tweets, relatable tweets, lol, humor, comedy, vision, eurovision, jokes | StepMom Marie @mariebabyyyyy_ nice try fed NEW YORK POST New York Post O @nypost 2020-07-14 Covering up camera could damage laptop | Alp Ozcelik @alplicable Vision Eurovision Marvel superhero in a beret holding a baguette
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23 Nostalgic '90s Nuggets That Are 'Larger Than Life'

If you didn't get the reference in the title then you're too young to be reading this (Backstreet Boys, duh). 

If you're constantly feeling simultaneously baffled, yet weirdly intrigued by the latest obsessions of Generation Z (fidget spinners, anyone?), then congratulations, you're likely an aging Millennial! To help take your mind off of this impending doom, scroll down for some memes and posts that'll make you feel a little more at ease!

Nostalgic '90s | If boy-crush had this haircut s time an eye cream. Curtain bangs | #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow struggle having wait these finish rewinding Disney video tapes Aladdin Snow White DUMBO ARISTOCATS MUPPET MOVE PINOCCHIO Beauty Beast
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47 Time-Wasting Memes & Tweets

Are you one of the many people in the world who is fending off panic attacks and just trying to get a decent night's rest? Join the club. Though we can't speed up time or cure the other ails of the world, we can offer up some distraction-worthy memes for this trying time. Here's hoping we make it through all of this alive. 

funny random memes, history memes, funny tweets | my headphones wire: my chair: delicious Finally, some good fucking food Gordon Ramsay | "let's split up gang and Daphne will search bedroom" Scooby Doo Fred
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41 Damn Good Memes & Other Funny Things

Have you ever met a person who straight up hates memes? Do these people even exist? If so, we feel bad for them because a meme-less life must be a pretty joyless existence. Okay maybe that's a tad dramatic—memes aren't for everyone, but we are totally obsessed. That's why we've crafted this riveting batch of hilarious content for all our fellow meme freaks out there. 

random memes, funny memes, good memes, funny pics, tumblr memes, twitter memes, funny tweets, dank memes, stupid memes, relatable memes, funny, lol | LOOKING For GREY BIKE STOLE BACK MINE. PHOTOS PROVE So LONG Sucker HA LOSER! Everyone liked | PRESENT NOTHING'S GETTING DONE TODAY 3000 INVEST
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42 Funky Memes For Procrastination Purposes

If you're desperately needing to blow off some steam and indulge in some mindless entertainment, boy have we got a batch of funny content for you. Rather than spoil the surprise by explaining what to expect, we'll just let the memes take it from here and provide you with that much needed procrastination fodder. Enjoy!

random memes, memes, funny memes, stupid memes, dank memes, wholesome memes, animal memes, relatable memes, meme dump, funny tweets, twitter memes | RING Someone is at Front Door frog | My grandma thanking saving her computer who closed her 36 open tabs Young Michael Scott Shaking Ed Truck's Hand
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Latest Zingers From The Funny Side Of Twitter

We're back with another batch of fresh tweets that showcase the skills of those who can craft a good joke out of 280 characters or less. Some like to quip about the latest news, while others prefer to share short and sweet stories. We welcome all the tweets as long as they make us laugh!

funny tweets, funny twitter, twitter, social media, memes, clever tweets, relatable, dumb jokes | tatum @50FirstTates if trump wins flying mexico. if biden wins flying mexico. this isn't political tweet am literal bird must migrate cold winter months
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People Who Quit Their Jobs With Style And Grace

Quitting one's job is often as hard as breaking up with someone. Whether you have had a positive employment experience or absolutely wanted to die, it's often hard to find the right words to let people down. If you're having difficulty telling your boss to f*ck off, let these creative people serve as inspiration.  

Funny ways people quit their jobs | Follow @Jesushuh Quit my job today end 2017 and now 's time BIGGER and better things 2018. GRUBHUB Porn hub | grape @grace_higginss my mom is so extra she really did all this just quit her job cookies cakes Follow My 2 Week Notice My Work Here is Done QUIT Best Resignation
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Relatable Memes For Aging Millenials And Xennials

As an aging millennial, it can be hard to accept that the references you once enjoyed are not considered relevant by the TikTok-loving generation that followed ours. When Dustin Diamond (Screech) died, they did not mourn. Nor did they have to endure the agonizing impediment of a slow dial-up connection - or your mother forcing you to sign off because she needs to talk to her friends. They can't remember our painstakingly designed AIM away messages, or (yikes) waiting in line to buy HARRY POTTER books at a REAL bookstore. But at least we have each other. And memes that remind us of the good (and bad) days of yore. 

Funny and relatable memes for millennials and xennials | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse | My answer whenever someone asks old l am ONCE ON TELEPHONE WITH BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
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49 Memes That Range From Wholesome To Dank

We're back with another exciting mix of memes. A mix so delightfully random that there's bound to be something for everyone in here. Whether you're into wholesome memes featuring silly animals or relatable tweets about being lazy, this batch is perfect for anyone who wants to kill some time before getting back to the real world.

funny memes, random memes, wholesome memes, dank memes, relatable memes, memes, lol, funny, stupid memes, funny tweets, twitter memes | Patrick Nathan @patricknathan at 19: maybe should be writer at 36: maybe should never leave this bathtub and become broth | cat lion tiger and jaguar stretching in the same position
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