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Twitter Is Having A Field Day Over 'Baby Alzheimer's' Parodies

Alzheimer's Disease is no laughing matter, but these Twitter memes certainly are. When Twitter user Lira Mercer asked followers their thoughts on infant vaccinations, one person responded saying they were against them, asserting that as a consequence babies can acquire "Down syndrome, Alzheimer's, etc." 

Of course, this person probably meant to say autism and not "Alzheimer's," but the damage has already been done. Now let the facepalm fest commence.

Funny Twitter memes and reactions to someone on Twitter asserting that babies can develop Alzheimer's Disease from vaccines | Against Too many cases perfectly healthy babies all sudden being diagnosed health department will assist u with getting an exemption form. Long as u breastfeed give child natural nutrients needs Immune system A1 face sitter DmoonDonna Diagnosed with sasha4short Down syndrome Alzheimer's, etc. lisa simpson Babies w Alzheimer's hell are they forgetting?
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Thirty-Eight Aimless Memes To Please Your Eyes

Do you like memes? If so, you've come to the right place because we have a plethora of memes just for you. 

Check out our latest gallery of random content here!

Funny random memes | painting ARTIST: Yes course l've seen horse. photo of doctors people of color. TOTALLY FAILED AT LIFE? URGOV THEN WHY NOT BLAME FOREIGNER 'S SO MUCH EASIER THAN TAKING RESPONSIBILITY OWN POOR CHOICES.
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Uptight Plane Passenger Inspires Hilarious Thread About Armrest Etiquette

While heading to the festive film-loving crowds of snowy Sundance, writer Rachel Handler found something to write about even before her plane took off. The Vulture reporter took to Twitter when her "neighbor" loudly consulted Siri regarding "middle seat etiquette" on airplanes. The woman turned to Handler with the results of her query: she was legally entitled to both armrests for the duration of the flight. 

While Handler did not take issue with the findings, the manner in which this woman staked her legal claim left something to be desired. And their interactions didn't stop there. Handler consistently updated the thread with more of the woman's entitled antics, leaving people both impressed and entertained by the behavior. While we don't think that Siri should ever be consulted regarding matters of humanity and kindness, the whole thing is pretty damn funny. We're also willing to bet that Handler was anything but bored on her journey. 

Funny Twitter thread about a woman on her way to Sundance. Her seatmate on the flight consulted siri to see what middle seat etiquette is, hilarity ensures, rachel handler | tweet by rachel_handler my first report out Sundance woman next just said loudly Siri is middle seat etiquette then showed Google search results on middle seat armrests and said she's legally owner both middle armrests and am not allowed put my arm down. worked Boeing 20 years so know right legally
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Thirty-Eight Tweets For Your Procrastination Pleasure

Tweets. They're short, they're sweet, and sometimes they're funny as hell. That makes them the perfect way to kill time before it's quitting time on Friday. You're going to make it through work, and we're going to help you.

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Twitter Thread About Emailing Landlords Is Both Funny & Depressing

There's been a lot of rage directed at landlords of late, and while they're not all bad, we're pretty sure most everyone has dealt with a rotten one. Twitter user @calebsaysthings rallied frustrated tenants with a relatably funny but annoying tweet about how ones tone changes when email an unresponsive landlord. Other users chimed in with their own landlord communication tactics, and even some seriously f*cked up anecdotes. We can't say we disagree with most of this stuff, but we do sympathize with the landlords who give it their all.

Funny twitter thread about emailing with landlords | tweet by calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant.
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Twenty-Two Worker Memes For The Non-Trust Fund Kids

We all have to go to work to pay the bills in order to just survive - unless you're a trust-fund baby who inherited millions from your rich uncle (in which case get out of here). Just kidding, you can stay if you want to see how the rest of us plebes live. 

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Funny memes and tweets about work, working, jobs | man eating popcorn on a lazyboy chair watching a globe burn: have been telling management about problem weeks and now just like. tweet by msexcel many hours week do spend Excel? tweet by Consult Replying msexcel More than spend with my family
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Forty-Five Funny Nuggets For Y'all

Life is short and meaningless, so look at some memes. Memes don't have that much purpose, but at least they'll make you laugh, unlike your job, which literally exists to make you miserable every day.

Click here to browse through our last gallery of miscellaneous sh*tposts!

Funny random memes and tweets | wooden spoon in a bowl of melted chocolate: feel after making good joke Cool FEW MINUTES. Machiavelli: Will go out with Girl: No Machiavelli: Chapter XXVI STATES ARE RUINED ON ACCOUNT WOMEN
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Memes 'N Tweets To Ward Off Disillusionment

If you're feeling disillusioned or empty inside, may we suggest you try comedy? We're not suggesting you pursue amusement of the intellectual sort. Instead we advise you start small. Simple. Let the laughs come easily and intuitively. Then tackle the more difficult and conceptual stuff. Memes and tweets are the first easy step to feeling better about life. Take that step. Let yourself feel something other than misery. 

Funny random memes and tweets, twitter, stupid memes, relatable memes, basic memes, normie memes, entertaining tweets | rapper conceited reaction face coffee art. Maybe this coffee will help be more productive Coffee. recipe: 2 cloves garlic got. cutting board with many cloves of garlic on it.
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Funny tweet about peoples texting styles, when you're serious and when you're excited | two types of person: when you're serious when you're excited
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The rapid fire short texts are really annoying, though.

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Depression Memes For Those Lacking In The Serotonin Department

Let's just get this out of the way: depression is no joke. However, it can be a good thing to occasionally make light of it to lift your spirits. Laughter definitely isn't the best medicine like they say, but it certainly can help. 

Want more mental health content? Never fear, 'cause eBaum's World has it!

Funny and relatable memes and tweets about depression, mental illness | woman in a bed with satin sheets u pamper urself, do ur skin routine, listen pretty music give urself pep talk and ur still sad. woman avoiding laser beams: Trying be honest with my therapist but not so honest get involuntarily hospitalized
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Planters Just Killed Off Mr. Peanut & Twitter Has Mixed Feelings About It

In what can only been seen as peak late stage capitalism, Planters announced today on Twitter that their mascot Mr. Peanut has died in an act of heroic sacrifice. According to a pre-Super Bowl advertisement, the beloved monocled peanut passed while saving two friends from a terrifying car wreck. 

According to a press release, the company will be broadcasting Mr. Peanut's funeral during the third quarter of the Super Bowl. Twitter users are reacting to this "news" with a mixture of grief, puns, memes and outrage. The outrage comes from people who think it's absolutely insane that advertising has stopped to the level of "killing" fictional characters before the most profitable advertising event in the country. We're inclined to agree, but some of these jokes (particularly the ones regarding peanut allergies) are too good for us to ignore. 

Funny tweets in response to Planers killing off Mr. Peanut, RIPeanut, planters nuts, advertising, super bowl | MrPeanut is with heavy hearts confirm Mr. Peanut has died at 104 ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself save his friends they needed him most. Please pay respects with #RIPeanut MR MEMORY 1916-2020 PEANUT meme heaven harambe tupac michael jackson steve irwin muhammad ali welcome mr peanut
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Twitter Users Share Their Worst Interview Horror Stories

Interviewing for jobs is like a full-time job in and of itself. And honestly, way more stressful. The pressure, the anxiety, the sweating, the fear of eye contact. Wait -- that's not your experience? Whatever your interviewing habits, we're sure they haven't all been positive. Twitter user Harriet Williamson had that same hunch. She asked her followers to share their worst-ever job interview stories, and boy are some of them wild. They almost rival the weird date tweets we talked about earlier this week. Most of all, we hope none of this stuff happens to us. 

Funny tweets about bad job interview experiences | tweet by so_bad_ass went an interview really hungover interviewer came meet and show room, she held out her hand guiding way my hungover state stood up and held her hand! Both us were too embarrassed let go so walked interview room hand hand. tweet by q1t3d0 Got date wrong, ended up at interview after dentist. Arrived late and flustered. 2-page questionnaire fill Stabbed finger lifting staple read 2nd sheet. Tried drink coffee
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Forty-One Pointless Posts For The Sake Of Comedy

Are you ready for some entertainment of the highest quality? Well, this ain't it but we hope you enjoy the gallery nonetheless. So have at it, and click here for our last roundup of miscellaneous memes!

Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | child looking alarmed. Kids did rain dance Australia now seeing country is flooding. pokemon go snorlax standing chest to chest with a trainer: ya wanna go mate celticpyro desperate need comma.
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