funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Cynical Memes For People Who Hate Their Corporate Jobs

Does anyone really like their job? No really, like does anyone wake up in the morning and stretch while listening to the birds chirping outside and say to themselves, "man I can't wait to go to work today?" Or is it more that you don't entirely mind going to work? We're thinking it's probably the latter. Anyway, these memes are for those who think about quitting every day but have the will power not to do that.

Funny cynical memes about work | visual representation trying hold my shit together woman with multiple hair pins on her head | uncle Phil Fresh Prince of Bel Air weird person at work won't stop talking and trying be nice
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Twitter Thread Proves People Will Bang To Absolutely Anything

In media, people spend a lot of time setting the mood before doing the nasty. Lighting way too many candles. Queuing up some soulful Barry White-esque grooves. Maybe throwing about some rose petals. Most sex-havers, however, know that's not how it actually goes. Sometimes when you "Netflix and Chill" the entertainment is less than sexy. And this Twitter thread from @marisagz is a testament to how little people care about the background when they're ready to get it on. It's an amusing thread, and definitely left us feeling happy that we're not the only people who have had sex to something like Shrek.

Funny twitter thread about the worst things that were on (music or tv) while having sex | Marisa Galvez @masiragz ld what's the worst thing that's been in the background while you've had sex? for me it's ratatouille Sarah @sarahlindish A rabbit shrieking as it was being eaten alive by an owl. Bits were falling on the tent.
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Amusing Tweets In Which God Seems Like The Class Clown

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. 

Funny tweets about god | God are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk almonds God gave them, like, 8 animals get milk they dont like milk God mockingly tHey DonT LiKe miLk flips table. GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15 ANGEL *mouthful pizza* 25 GOD: 30 CENTIPEDE tearing up stop giving legs look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO
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Trump's Coronavirus Diagnosis Has Sparked A Crapload Of Spicy Memes

In the wee hours of October 2, President Donald Trump shared a tweet that left his opponents pinching himself. 

That's right, both Donald and Melania Trump are sitting cozy in quarantine following a positive diagnosis of Covid-19. Despite much of the country being asleep, Twitter users and memers were quick to churn out gleeful (and cringey) content. Many people on the internet feel that this is a sort of success, as Trump has routinely brushed off the dangers of the virus since it first made an appearance early this year. 

While many of the memes and tweets seem to be darkly celebratory, it was announced this morning that the President is only feeling mild symptoms following the diagnosis. Whatever happens, we're hoping this helps the anti-mask non-believers realize that the virus is something to be taken seriously, and is certainly not a hoax. As for the memes, well, let's just say 2020 has been a gift that just keeps on giving.

Funny memes about Donald Trump and Melania Trump positive test result for coronavirus covid-19 | Trump Covid-19 is hoax Covid-19: Will shut up man | Friend Requests Se Confirm Delete Confirm Delete Confirm Delete Confirm Delete dancing pallbearers
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A Boatload Of Memes For The Banishment Of Boredom

TGIF, y'all! To celebrate the end of another thankless week, allow us to present you with some memes. Watching the world burn isn't very fun, especially if you've been doing it for six months. We'd rather bask in some humor while we still can.

Funny random memes, cinderella, disney memes | So telling arrived chariot made pumpkin and bunch mice made dress Yup. Cinderella with red bloodshot eyes | Tall people Bump their head into low- hanging branches Short people laughs microscopically
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Humorous Memes That Beat Watching Paint Dry

These miscellaneous memes aren't that high-quality, but at least we can guarantee they're better than whatever you were doing before. So grab a snack, settle in, and get scrolling. You won't regret it.

Funny random memes and tweets | My tupperware rest their life after eating something with tomato sauce Donald Trump with orange fake tan | Y'all gotta go visit New York promise won't regret view rusty radiators
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Saucy Thread Of Zingers That Apply Both In The Kitchen & In The Bedroom

We at Memebase are suckers for saucy bits of innuendo, and this Twitter thread absolutely excels in that department. Twitter user @slinan asked her followers "What's something you could say both during sex and while cooking?" yesterday and the responses, which are spicy as hell, do not disappoint. We've put the our favorite zingers in this gallery, but there's loads more hilarity over at the thread.

Funny twitter thread about sex and cooking What’s something you could say both during sex and while cooking | Lina Lundin @slinan 's something could say both during sex and while cooking? | President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXII Replying slinan This isn't going great, let's just order pizza. 7:24 PM 6/30/20 Twitter Web App
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'A Relationship Should Be 50/50' Tweets Poke Fun At Dating Dynamics

Neither dating nor being in a relationship is always a walk in the park. While hopefully a partnership provides you with intimacy, friendship, and (most importantly) attention - there are almost always little squabbles or partner-specific tics that might irk you. We think it's important to laugh about that kind of stuff instead of dwell on it, and based on this Twitter meme from the last week, other people seem to agree. 

The tweets follow a format that states "A relationship is 50/50," which is then followed by a an astute dating observation or a sarcastic joke. While some dudes (and ladies) are using the format to talk up their dating styles, most people are using the meme to poke fun at our slightly toxic tendencies. And we're totally here for it.

Funny twitter meme: a relationship should be 50/50, dating, relatable | Jodi Arias OnlyFans @saintknives a relationship should be 50/50. your partner rejects all of your tv show suggestions, you reject all of their tv show suggestions.
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Thirty-Eight Miscellaneous Memes To Please Your Peepers

We think you look like you could use some memes. Well, we can't actually see you, but literally anyone can use memes, so we're willing to bet you're in the same boat.

Funny random memes | Christine Nangle @nanglish My dog Philby has take allergy meds everyday but he doesn't need know HANDSOME PILLS | crush likes selfie posted LIVE BREAKING NEWS Local potato happy today
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Clever Comebacks And Sick Burns That Deserve Respect

While we're in quarantine very few of us will be able to serve up that IRL comeback heat. But because we're suckers for seeing people roasted and toasted, we've collected some burns and comebacks that were served up on the internet. We're gonna be here for a while, why not enjoy some quality roasts while we're at it? 

Funny comebacks and burns | RainnWilson O @rainnwilson decided stop using toilet paper. 9:23 PM 3/18/20 Twitter iPhone 680 Retweets 12.3K Likes Jenna Fischer O @jennafischer 11h Replying rainnwilson Why are acting like this is new decision? | Ja Rule @jarule If y'all need l'll be Alaska 20:30 12/03/2020 Twitter iPhone 317 Retweets 1,491 Likes Kokain Dawkins @kokain_d 1d v Replying jarule Nobody has needed since 2005 bro
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Mediocre Memes For Bored People With Low Standards

It's tiring trying to keep up with high meme standards. Sometimes it's hard to find high quality and clever images that will make you laugh. Sometimes, we have to settle for memes that are only slightly amusing, corny, or old as hell. These are those kind of memes. And they deserve love, too.

Funny random memes, relatable memes, dank memes, stupid memes | into essential oils myself BACON GREASE | *8am on camping trip* Friend should really eat breakfast before start Will Ferrell opening a beer
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Twitter Users Share What They Once Thought Were Indicators Of Wealth

When I was a kid I thought my peers with Barbie dolls were rich. And people with air conditioners. And I wasn't the only child with a unique idea of what indicated that someone had money. This thread from @cpoliticditto proves that most kids had their own special ideas of wealth:

"My wife grew up thinking that having water/ice dispensers IN THE FRIDGE DOOR was a life goal.  I grew up thinking if you had a basketball hoop with a clear/plexiglass backboard, you were rich.  What are some things you thought were indicators of wealth when you were a kid?" 

The responses are a nice mix of amusing and depressing. While some kids thought that having an attic or a wide variety of cereal meant someone was privileged, other kids thought hot dog buns were a luxury. We've included some of our favorite responses, but there are tons more over at the thread.

Tweets about what kids used to think meant people were rich, wealth, funny, childhood | connectpoliticditto @cpoliticditto My wife grew up thinking having water/ice dispensers FRIDGE DOOR life goal grew up thinking if had basketball hoop with clear/ plexiglass backboard were rich are some things thought were indicators wealth were kid? | Le Ah @lfonten2 Replying cpoliticditto grew up San Diego military housing (old small townhouses) so thought having house with California roof meant were rich dr
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A Humble Mix Of Amusing Memes, Tweets & Tumblr Posts

Happy Monday, freaks! Time may be an absolutely ridiculous concept at this point, but there's something about the first day of the office-life workweek that continues to stink to high heaven. To combat the feelings of despair, hopelessness, and boredom, we've put together this very varied gallery that might help distract you from your pain. At the very least we know they won't hurt you more. 

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