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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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50+ Dank Memes & Comical Internet Things

The internet can be a cursed place for the casual browser. Aimlessly 'surfing' the web is  an undoubtedly less common activity than in the past—visiting trusted apps, social networks and forums probably makes up most of our internet experience these days. But for those who still have a craving for the unfamiliar, the possibilities of treading on some unsavory content is still very real. Here's where we come in, brave internet traveller—may these dank memes be a refreshing pit stop on your journey through the chaos.

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A Heap of Amusing Memes & Tweets for Chasing Away the Boredom

When you're incapacitated by your own boredom, sometimes even brainstorming ways to claw yourself out of the crippling ennui turns into its own exhausting feat. In these times of inescapable inertia, dumb memes are like a lifejacket—they won't pull you out of the ocean of tedium, but they'll at least help you stay afloat until you can find a more enduring distraction. If you're in need of a quick escape from your own malaise, we've got a batch of mediocre content to help you through. 

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Crafty Kid Cons Adults To Get Out Of Schoolwork

People should never underestimate the lengths someone will go to in order to get out of doing something. The effort may seem antithetical to laziness, but for responsibility-averse people, the result often remains satisfying. This advanced form of avoidance doesn't just bloom with adulthood. It's often a skill that is learned in childhood. And Twitter user @mfpiccolo recently gifted the internet with a thread that proves this scheming starts early. The story is about his niece, who like many other kids these days is attending class on Zoom. It shouldn't be surprising that the experience leaves something to be desired after enjoying ones education IRL. But while most kids have opted to slog through remote learning, this 8 year old decided to hatch a scheme that would leave her free from the oppressive bonds of online education. Her plan didn't just work - it stumped adults for weeks. The 17 tweet saga is so entertaining that Jimmy Kimmel had our little hero (and her mom) on his late night television show. But you don't have to take his (or our) word for it. The whole damn thing can be enjoyed below. 

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Twitter Users Share Sadistic Hopes For People Who Burned Them

Ever witness an attitude so foul that you can't help but think "Who hurt you?" We have. And right now, much of Twitter is giving us that exact feeling of both sadness as fear. Hundreds of women on the cursed social media site have been sharing their hopes for men we must assume are their exes. The curse-like tweets range from relatively harmless to straight up evil. And we're seriously enjoying them.

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Medium Quality Memes for Medium Quality People

Have you ever noticed that people focus too much on the poles of good and the bad? It seems the world only cares about the extremes. For example, it's rare to see a "meh" restaurant review. People usually save their breath for times when they are extremely pleased, or when they're incredibly disappointed by a dish or experience. Unfortunately, the middle of the road places that do the job get less recognition for dependability. The same goes for memes and tweets. So we're here to show them some love. 

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Raunchy Leaked 'Powerpuff Girls' Script Is A Goldmine Of Cringe

As an elder millennial, the Powerpuff Girls,  were nearly as popular as the Spice Girls. Just like every group of friends had its own Baby Spice or Scary Spice, every group of girls had its own Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The tough trio's antics and ass-kicking nurtured plenty of lifelong fans who look back fondly on the animated series. But while the nostalgia is pleasant, we can speak for ourselves when we say we never thought a live action version of the show was necessary, or even desired. 

It turns out the CW felt differently. And now, thanks to a leaked script, we can officially say that the internet agrees: we do not need a live action Powerpuff Girls show. And judging by the off-the-chart cringe of the leaks, we definitely don't need one that involves Juno's Diablo Cody.


While we're no prudes, the excerpts above are more than a little over-the-top. Leaked nudes? Buttercup having 6 rounds of sex with a woman she met the night before? The whole thing feels like the fruits of a bot that studied millennial twitter from 10 years ago. Like, who the hell keeps tabs on people using Linkedin?? Twitter users did not take kindly to the cringey attempt at a reboot. Especially after finding out that the script is real. We've put together some of the funniest reactions to the debacle. And we're pleased to say that the pilot was abandoned. While it's comforting to know that we won't be seeing this blasphemy come to fruition, we don't want you to get too excited: the CW has decided to go back to the drawing board. It might be a good time to take bets as to how bad they'll screw up next time. 


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20 Ridiculous Tweets About Job Interviews

Unemployment is at a pretty insane level in the United States right now. Things are especially bad for new grads (who don't even have a diploma) and are receiving rejections left and right. Instead of dwelling on the bad sh*t, why not laugh at these ridiculous interview scenarios? They're a great reminder that you could be doing worse.

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20+ Clever & Relatable Tweets We Wish We'd Wrote Ourselves

There's something of an art to the perfect tweet. Whether it's a painstakingly and perfectly worded gem from weird twitter, or a 10 word relatable tidbit, chances are the tweeter has some kind of skill. We've rounded up this mix of bizarro comedy and #itme content to keep you from losing your sh*t, whether you're at work or just sitting on the toilet.

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An Assortment Of Memes Of Varying Dumbness

If you detest having a good time peppered with half-laughs, then you should quickly press the "back" arrow on your web browser. We're only offering dumb memes, so this could be considered kryptonite to sour pusses and fun-haters. But for all the people out there who need some quality procrastination fuel, this collection of silly memes and funny tweets will surely be enough to distract anyone from the monotony for a few minutes.

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19 Cringey Moments Of Obnoxious Gatekeeping

Ever meet a person who thinks they are the premier authority of any given subject? That they call the shots of what's right or what's wrong. Well, the internet is full of these people, and they're commonly referred to as gatekeepers. They generally exert this "authority" over aspect of culture, such as gaming, or even institutions such as marriage or the concept of "maniliness." The practice is wholly obnoxious, and often downright offensive. The r/gatekeeping subreddit is filled with examples of these holier-than-thou types, and because we like to mock people like this, we've got some primo posts here to share with you. We hope these sad people get the comeuppance they deserve. 

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Marvel Dropped The First Trailer For 'Eternals' & Twitter's Wondering Where They've Been This Whole Time

After a couple months of exciting Phase 4 teasers (Black Widow, Loki), Marvel has dropped another exciting full-length trailer that delivers an epic sneak peek at November's Eternals. Until now, this action film was known by us as "the movie that made Kumail Nanjiani repulsively jacked." Thanks to the trailer, we now know that it's also got a star-studded cast, was directed by Nomadland's Chloé Zhao, and is also the movie that made Kumail Nanjiani horrifically and disgustingly jacked. 

Jokes aside, the trailer has a lot to offer. We see that the Eternals have been around for thousands of years, and have helped humanity develop life-altering technologies through teaching, but never interfering. You know, until now. The footage lines up well with the official synopsis: 

"Marvel Studios' "Eternals" welcomes an exciting new team of Super Heroes to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The epic story, spanning thousands of years, features a group of immortal heroes forced out of the shadows to reunite against mankind's oldest enemy, The Deviants. The outstanding ensemble cast includes Richard Madden as the all-powerful Ikaris, Gemma Chan as humankind-loving Sersi, Kumail Nanjiani as cosmic-powered Kingo, Lauren Ridloff as the super-fast Makkari, Brian Tyree Henry as the intelligent inventor Phastos, Salma Hayek as the wise and spiritual leader Ajak, Lia McHugh as the eternally young, old-soul Sprite, Don Lee as the powerful Gilgamesh, Barry Keoghan as aloof loner Druig, and Angelina Jolie as the fierce warrior Thena. Kit Harington plays Dane Whitman."

Game of Thrones fans will celebrate the appearance of the brothers Stark (Richard Madden and Kit Harington) as the Eternal Ikaris and Dane Whitman (who later becomes the Black Knight) respectively. Angelina Jolie stuns as the white-haired Thena. We're probably most excited to see Korean actor Don Lee as Gilgamesh. The burly performer kicked some serious ass in Train to Busan, so we expect to see a lot more of that in an action-packed Marvel movie. 

Many Twitter users have been expressing their delight at this gorgeous first look, but there seems to be a pretty common thread to many of the reaction memes: people want to know what the hell the Eternals have been doing this whole time. The trailer makes it really clear that the group of immortals has been watching sh*t go down on Earth for, like, ever. Even when disasters like THANOS (an immortal himself) happened. We've really been enjoying the reactions that make fun of their inaction, but we're pretty sure their logic will be revealed in November. Until then? We're gonna sit back, relax, and enjoy the memes.

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37 Funny Memes & Tweets Full Of Perfect Randomness

We all have at least two versions of ourselves. The ambitious, idealized version who has dreams and aspirations, and the indulgent, evil self who favors procrastination and takes joy in squashing all your hopes and dreams by watching YouTube until 4am while eating Doritos and forgetting to drink water. There is a such thing as a happy medium—maintaining a healthy level of motivation and accountability without being too hard on yourself when you do indulge in a bit of mindless entertainment. Beating yourself up with self-deprecating thoughts only leads to more failure. That's why we savor and cherish our meme-scrolling sessions as well-deserved breaks, rather than feel guilty about it. Think of these memes as your reward for being a functional human. 

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20 Retail Workers Share Their Most Ludicrous Customer Requests

There are very few jobs as thankless as that of a retail worker. Having to juggle your regular responsibilities and entitled people should be an Olympic sport. This Twitter thread from last week is proof that everyone needs to work retail at some point so we can avoid the horror stories these poor people had to endure.

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30+ Funny & Clever Tweets From Talented Twitter

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction

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20+ Facepalm Moments That Can't Be Taken Back

The cringe is palpable in these various examples of embarrassing blunders, moments of stupidity and dumb takes that honestly made us feel a little bit better about our own personal missteps. We try not to judge honest mistakes and sheer ignorance too harshly—people are always capable of learning and growing, no matter how dumb they are—but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a harmless chuckle or two. 

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Nostalgic Gamers Recall Their Earliest Gaming Memories

Most of the time, the only 'engagement' that brand accounts manage to inspire is severe eye-rolling. But once in a while, the gold replies to a brand's engagement bait make the cringe worth it. @Xbox's simple, straightforward prompt incited a wholesome and funny thread filled with gamers gleefully accepting the journey to Nostalgia Town.

The answer to such a question immediately dates the person responding, which makes the thread feel like a wild, randomized timeline. One thing is for sure—if someone were to make a Venn diagram of the past few generations, gaming would be dead center. Keep scrolling for a trip down memory lane.

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