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Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Unfortunately for service industry employees everywhere, Karens have decided not to take any days off during the pandemic. In fact, it seems that they've even ramped up their antics, according to this amusing Twitter thread written by a guy observing the sheer panic taking place at an Olive Garden in Cranberry, Pennsylvania on Mother's Day. Who knew soup, salad, and breadsticks warranted screaming at minimum-wage restaurant employees!

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.
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Tantalizing Memes & Tweets To Fight That Monday Pain

Happy Monday, freaks and friends! Our hearts go out to everyone who is missing the pain of having to get up and work in the morning, but we're still here to help you turn your frowns upside down. This batch of memes and tweets has a little bit of something for everyone who is desperate for some palate-cleansing humor. 

Funny random memes | Kermit the frog in different positions accidentally click restart instead shut down | everytime feel random chest pain: My time has come Kung Fu Panda
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Short & Sweet Tweets For Your Bored Noggins

These are truly unprecedented times and we have definitely reached unprecedented levels of boredom. There are only so many Zoom parties we can handle until we reach the breaking point. Sometimes you gotta mix it up. So here's a healthy assortment of amusing and current tweets we think you'll get a kick out of. Happy scrolling.

Funny memes and tweets, twitter memes | keith @KeetPotato anyone who ever thinks themselves "this won't work, this is terrible idea" remember milk comes cardboard boxes
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Mildly Spicy Memes For Mildly Twisted People

These spicy memes probably won't send you to hell, but they'd definitely make some people pretty uncomfortable! From Jesus jokes to stuff that looks a whole lot like a penis, this batch of memes is sure to satisfy anyone who is feeling just a little bit evil. 

Funny and spicy memes that are a little bit offensive | Richer Single mom @MogulWomanOllie love mini apples Did know there's small village South Africa where they grow? Now know! NAJA TWITTER SAVAGES S BadmanSophss God cleanse my mind and renew right spirit within | Thanos snaps* Public pools: person swimming in mud
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Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We're not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go
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Forty-Three Random Tidbits We Thoroughly Enjoyed

It's the weekend, which means you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the following incredibly dumb but entertaining memes. No one said memes had to be intelligent, after all. Click here for some more low-quality entertainment.

Funny random memes | dehydrated and stand up too fast Nicolas Cage rainbow background | white man blinking drew scanlon food microwave be seeing
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37 Titillating Tweets Written By Amateur Geniuses

The great thing about Twitter is that you don't need to be a famous or published author to get your thoughts out there. As long as you've got a computer or smart phone handy, you're free to let your words run rampant on the internet!

Funny random tweets | Thread Brayden Bauer im_your_density texted girl are up week ago and she has yet respond. can't believe she's thinking this hard about lol 's simple question honestly might just ghost her 3:14 am 15 Aug. 19 Twitter iPhone 10.7K Retweets 114K Likes
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Forty-Two Entertaining Memes With Boredom-Healing Powers

It's true what we said, these memes have the ability to cure your boredom. Maybe for only a short amount of time, but they'll do the trick. Click here for more!

Funny random memes | someone calls chonky so pin them down and eat them | My buttermilk brings all Isaiahs yard, and they're like s superior thine MM
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Time-Wasting Memes With Plenty Of Variety

Happy Friday, mofos. Need a little content-based R&R to get your weekend going? You're in luck. This varied gallery has got it all: dumb memes, tumblr shitposts, and, of course, a little dark humor. Strap in, get scrolling, and enjoy.

Funny random memes, funny tweets, dank memes | comic SOMETIMES JUST FEELS LIKE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST SIGH STOLE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER NO | Star Trek finally find someone who doesn't try fix going through may experience emptiness with if wish. Void Mistress
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17 Troll-y Instagram Memes That Make Fun Of All The BS

We all know that Instagram and other social media platforms are completely full of fake sh*t, and we're all guilty of scrolling through it from time to time. Some of us more than others...

So go ahead and scroll through these memes as a little form of schadenfreude. No shame in that!

Funny memes about Instagram | Women on Instagram be like got new shoes The Simpsons | Cmon Vanessa, DIG DEEP wanna work 9-5 job or post pics ass on Instagram imematie ini gym fitness trainer
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Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

Until April, we didn't know that people really differentiated between girls who say "hiii" and girls who say "bruh."  But people on Twitter have been pointing out the difference and we have to say they've got a point. The amusing examples range from Nintendo characters to movies like Hereditary and Labyrinth, and they're all pretty on the nose. We've included our favorites, but they're all over Twitter. Happy scrolling!

Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh
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Thirty-Eight Miscellaneous Memes For Your Consumption

Thank God for Fridays, and for memes. What would we do without either of these things? Probably die. Anyway, scroll down for some dumb humor, and click here for more!

Funny random memes | Borat Life been rough on these past couple years give break OMG Thank- Life: HonoSEXUALS MPUTEES? NTALLY RETARI APE? DERASTY BetaSalmon NOT!! | Breaking News: Woman gives speech about poverty front golden piano. mematic.net Queen Elizabeth
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Amusing Memes To Satisfy Your Light Chuckle Cravings

Pssst. Hey you. Yeah, you. You look like you could use a break. For us, that means scrolling through pointless memes, tweets, and nonsense. So we've put a whole lot of that together for your enjoyment. You're welcome.

Funny random memes, dank memes, relatable memes. | game of thrones Jon Snow and Tyrion my grandkids ask about quarantine 2020 be honest drunk most | Kouhai @kouhaiDC As an Italian must honor my heritage s why got this tattoo Soup sticks Salad infinity symbol
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