Delicious

Pour them over any dish

We're getting up there

Pain is a funny thing. For one, it's bread in French. Aren't they lucky? Every time they're “experiencing pain” it just means that they're chewing down on a fluffy baguette . Oh, to be French. They say that pain is your body trying to tell your brain that something is wrong. But sometimes it's like, yeah I KNOW something is wrong I just can't do anything about it right now, so will you buzz off while I try to watch this TV show? But the body is smarter than that. It wants you to know that you c…

Sometimes the mind aches and you need memes to heal you

Start your day off right

I've never been one for schoolyard violence (my core isn't strong enough to withstand a punch), but a good schoolyard insult is an under-appreciated craft. The classic ones still cut deep. If someone puts an L shape to their forehead and sticks out their tongue, it hits harder than any well thought out insult could. Because children can be exceptionally cruel. They don't have time to faff about with high falutin language, psychoanalysis, and guilt trips. No, they will immediately find the surfa…

Twitter is proof of a collective consciousness . How else would we be able to read someone else's words and relate so hard? The best tweets tap into something fundamentally true about being human. Like the best stand-up comedy, the best tweets take something mundane and normal that we usually take for granted and point it out in concise language, helping us realize we're all living a shared experience. What's the deal with airline food, etc, etc. But conversely, another great brand of tweets is…

Who needs grain when you've got memes?

TGIF

I wanna be where the memes are

Forget your troubles, come on, get happy

There's no universal rulebook for being a parent

You may have heard the phrase “That's showbiz, baby," but have you internalized it? Showbiz is a state of mind more than it is anything else.

Where's Cyndi Lauper when you need her?

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare