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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

A compilation of funny and random memes

A File of Fantastic Memes

Do you ever think about how the most important documents of your life are probably locked away in some filing cabinet somewhere? If somebody put a gun to my head and asked me where my birth certificate was, you'd be preparing my death certificate soon afterward. There used to be a time when you literally had to print out everything. If there was a recipe you liked online, you had better print it if you wanted to avoid taking multiple trips to the family computer room while cooking. The printer…
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Funny Tweets From Twitter's Masters of Brevity

Twitter is like an uber-productive and relatively consistent joke factory. It's true that some of the time it churns out some real annoying crap that we try to avoid, but we can usually find some clever jokes, hot takes, and surprisingly astute shower thoughts at any point while doomscrolling through the app. Globally, there are over 206 million people who use Twitter daily , so the constant flow of content can feel kind of daunting, but that's why we curate some of the funniest and freshest tw…
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A compilation of tweets predicting and mourning the end of Twitter

The Funniest #RIPTwitter Tweets Prematurely Mourning The Bird App

This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pop Crave announcement. Last night, chaos erupted on Twitter dot com. Several sources reported that Twitter insiders claimed the public version of the app might not last for longer than a week. Since Elon Musk took over the company and began firing huge numbers of employees, the future of the website has become increasingly uncertain. Brands, advertisers, and longtime Twitter users began ditching their a…
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‘I Don’t Need Your Permission, I’m an Adult’ Memes for the Digital Natives, AKA the Millennials

‘I Don’t Need Your Permission, I’m an Adult’ Memes for the Digital Natives, AKA the Millennials

Adulting is hard.
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 Funny and fresh tweets

Fresh Tweets Hot Off the Twitter Presses (November 17, 2022)

Having a blast or frittering away one's time on the world wide web may seem like an easy feat for many internet enthusiasts, but it's really more complicated than one might believe. Boredom has a funny way of diminishing our abilities to seek out intelligent activities, pastimes, or hobbies. And our attention spans are more pathetic than they've ever been before. I swear, it's nearly impossible for me to make it through a forty-minute television episode without feeling antsy, let alone attempt…
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A compilation of funny and relatable tweets about parenting and kids

The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 17, 2022)

Not to brag, but my parents are extremely rad. I know that not everyone has great relationships with their parents and that some of the readers of this piece might be orphans, but I, for one, am in neither of those camps. My dad is literally one of the funniest people I know. He is a master songwriter and has been singing and writing his original jingles for as long as I can remember. When I was a kid, I used to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to sit at the breakfast table and read the funnies w…
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A Marvelous Menagerie of Funny and Random Memes

Time for a little R&R
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twitter thread with cat puns and animal puns | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin ... [telling a joke to a classroom] what does a cowboy cat say? kindergartener: kitty up [about to say meowdy] meo- what the f ck did you just say 5:01 AM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for Android 11.4K Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 112.8K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Kindergartener Outwits Teacher With Purrfect Cat Pun Plus Other Animal Puns

Rightfully stumped.
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Fresh Tweets We Stole From the Hellscape of Twitter (November 15, 2022)

Greetings, friends. We're back with another jam-packed gallery of fresh and mostly-funny tweets. Which is, for once in our lives, saying something, because the bird app has been worse than ever. Between misinformation about the situation in Iran, Elon Musk being Elon Musk, and the recent elections, sh*t is looking pretty damn bleak. If it weren't for the funny people who still churn out jokes on the site, we'd have been gone a long, long time ago. Today's batch of Twitter treats features the ob…
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A compilation of funny and random memes

Memes To Make You Totally Crack Up

“I think I’m looking forward to cracking up. I hope I can, you know, totally crack up. I haven’t cracked up in a long time.” Child actor Jake Thomas said these words when asked, “What are you looking forward to most about this film?” while on the red carpet for Osmosis Jones. When they say "from the mouths of babes
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A compilation of funny TikTok screenshots

Insane TikTok Screenshots That Might Finally Make You Download The App

Listen, I know that TikTok might appear to be the work of pure evil for the uninitiated. After all, any social media platform primarily populated by teenagers is bound to include some insane hot takes that possibly should've never seen the light of day. I do think that young people, particularly minors on TikTok, need to learn that it's okay not to share graphic and insanely personal details about their lives online. In fact, I might even highly recommend they not do that. Your middle school co…
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Funny memes for Monday, Misanthropes, hating life

Misanthropic Memes For Those Who Hate Both People and Mondays

When I'm feeling misanthropic, or just cranky as hell , I often think about the song “Break Stuff” by the seminal rap rock group Limp Bizkit. The group, who hails from Jacksonville, Florida, describes “one of those days” in an incredibly accurate fashion. Here are the lyrics: "It's just one of those days Where you don't want to wake up Everything is f**ked Everybody sucks You don't really know why But you want to justify Rippin' someone's head off No human contact And if you interact Your life…
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Funny, fresh and relatable tweets

Relatively Fresh Tweets For Anyone Avoiding Twitter

I just absolutely love waking up each day, wondering how the hell Elon Musk will manage to screw Twitter up more than he already has. And by screw it up, we kind of mean make it better. Because while some people may think they're tired, the parody accounts are simply killing it lately. And by killing it, we kind of (definitely) mean causing predatory companies to lose a f*ck ton of money. Anyway. We know that not everyone enjoys watching annoying people freak out about the inevitable demise of…
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A compilation of funny and random memes

Memes For The End Times

Spoiler alert: it's not right now. For the past couple of years, we've felt like the end of the world as we know it was always right around the corner. Things kept getting worse, and not to sound too optimistic, but things have generally been improving since 2020. I really don't think we can or will have a worse year than that anytime soon. Even though the end times aren't right now, I have to wonder when it will be. And, more importantly, will we have memes? During the little moment we had in…
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Incredulous Twitter User Slammed For Questioning People Who Like Working From Home

Ever since we started that innocent two-week stint of staying at home in 2020, the discourse surrounding the merits and negatives of working from home. While I obviously hate Covid-19, working from home has been a godsend. I can work while petting my cats, take breaks to do HIIT workouts, and make my own lunch, which is invariably healthier than whatever crap I'd be ordering in to eat at my desk. Then there's the issue of the commute. I spend 2+ hours getting to and from my office. Am I paid fo…
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Memes and Tweets With a Little Something For Everyone

You've done it! You've really done it. You have almost made it through another full week of the agonizing responsibility of adult existence Thanks to the impending freedom of the weekend (writing this on a Friday), and my rejuvenating therapy session, it feels a little easier to bend over for the man and write stupid blurbs like this one. This extensive collection of memes was carefully put together with the goal of assisting you in your quest for amusement. A lot of the memes are our favorite…
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