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Our Foiled Plans For 2020 Are Twitter's New Favorite Meme

2020 was supposed to be our year. While following through with New Year's resolutions, it really seemed like things were going to be different. By March, things looked bleak. And now, while we're just trying to do the right thing, it's hard not to mourn the year that could have been. The friends we'd spend time with, the traveling we'd do. On Twitter, this grief is being hilariously summed up with television and movie references in the form of the My Plans/2020 meme. We've put together our favorite examples, but we guarantee you'll find heaps more on Twitter. We have a feeling this one won't be going away anytime soon, especially since it looks like 2020 has been indefinitely cancelled. 

Funny memes about my plans / 2020, movie memes, funny tweets, twitter, television shows, coronavirus, lockdown | Jenna Quigley O @JBomb11 LA76 2020 My plans 12:37 PM 5/18/20 Twitter iPhone The Office spilling a pot | Spencer Althouse O @SpencerAlthouse my plans 2020 10:23 AM 5/18/20 TweetDeck Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan
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All The Best Twitter Reactions To The Finale Of Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart

Just six weeks ago Bachelor fans were celebrating the series premiere of The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart, ABC's attempt at merging the decades-old dating show with an American Idol-style competition. The season was, as one would expect, a whirlwind of drama, gaslighting, and a lot less talent than we would like. While most of the fire starters of the season (Julia, Brandon, and Natascha) were eliminated before the premiere, it wouldn't be a Chris Harrison show without some serious emotional histrionics. 

Fan favorite Rudi was the first to go after her indecisive partner Matt admitted he "couldn't get there," referring to the level of commitment that Chris Harrison expected from the couples. Rudi was easily the most talented of the six finalists, and her supporters were eager to lament the loss on Twitter, especially after the doomed couple was assigned a Whitney Houston duet. 

Fans were also quick to decry the Trevor and Jamie relationship the producers seemed to be pushing since the beginning. The milquetoast duo butchered the Righteous Brothers classic "Unchained Melody" by giving it a seriously unnecessary country vibe, probably because Jamie isn't capable of singing it right. 

With so much to complain about, the predictable outcome of Bri and Chris' win received relatively little attention on social media. The slightly boring but very sweet couple made judge Taye Diggs cry, and came out on top, much to the relief of the Jamie and Trevor haters. At the end of the day, we're just happy to see Bachelor nation embrace a little diversity. Maybe they'll be more accepting of people who don't necessarily want to "make babies" as Chris Harrison was aggressively pushing. 

Funny twitter reactions to the season finale of Bachelor Presents: listen to your heart, chris and bri, jamie and trevor, matt and rudi, chris harrison, singing, reality tv, dating shows | ROSE Rosecast w/ Rim and AB Casts @rosecastpodcast "Congrats again on making this far all great singers! But if aren't ready get married don't ever want see faces again, is clear ListenToYourHeart | grace @bacheloroses my four favorite people on listen heart LTYH #ListenToYourHeart 8:30 PM 5/18/20 Twitter iPh
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Twitter Thread Gives Mind-Boggling Tour Of A House That Is Not What It Seems

Remember when grownups used to say "Don't judge a book by it's cover"? Well, the metaphor is especially true for this basic-looking home that's anything but. Twitter user @frazierapproves shared a very special listing yesterday for a home just outside Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Introducing it as the greatest house ever, @frazierapproves takes us on a twitter thread tour that reveals the cookie-cutter house boasts a lovely yard - and an incredibly zany interior. We don't want to spoil it for you, but have you ever wished for a beach in your basement? Apparently these homeowners did. Their asking price? A veritable bargain at $159,000. Enjoy the roller coaster ride. 

Funny twitter thread about crazy house with a beach in its basement, interior design, @frazierapproves | Middle-Aged Rust Belt Voter @frazierapproves I just discovered greatest house listing all time starts out very unassuming and modest Then, things start escalate 9:06 AM 5/18/20 Twitter iPhone
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Thirty Random Memes To Help Pass The Time

Memes really are a genius concept if you think about it. They serve as the preferred method of communication for many Millennials, and they're a form of art. And lucky for you, we have as many memes as you could possibly ever want!

Funny random memes | Classmate did do on exam I'm not sure answered every question though. D B E C L K U M H O R S T M R Y | burglar breaking a door My account Guessing my own fucking password adam..creator
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Forty-Eight Very Dumb Memes For Very Bored People

If you clicked here then you're probably bored out of your damn mind, and that's okay, because we're all really struggling in the entertainment department right now. We got you covered.

Funny random memes | Restaurant food is low risk transmitting COVID-19 because food service industry already has strict health and safety guidelines place sanitation and cleanliness Anyone who's ever worked food service: | FAROUQ @farouq_yahaya This bottled water scared death last night
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Fifteen Midwestern Memes For The Ranch Addicts

The Midwest, also affectionately referred to as "flyover country," doesn't get talked about much. That's why we wanted to collect some memes for you Midwesterners, because we haven't forgotten about you. So here's to you, you pop-loving ranch fiends! 

Oh look, we've got even more Midwestern memes here! You know you want 'em.

Funny memes about the Midwest | usa map fact Wisconsin hasn't taken over upper peninsula Michigan tells everything need know about those cowards ONTARIO SOTA WISCONSIN MICHIGAN WA | Let slip into something little more cornfortable sexy corn costume
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Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

If you're struggling right now in these times of quarantine, just know that you're definitely not alone. Being isolated for months at a time can really take a toll on our mental health as it forces buried thoughts and emotions back up to the surface. We hope the following memes can help you feel a little more understood, and just remember: life will eventually go back to normal.

Funny memes about mental health | people call calm person but are middle an internal existential crisis and only way keeping sanity is pretending don't care | neurotypical yoga yoga yoga yoga yoga
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Thirty-Two Delightfully Dumb Memes And Tweets

We hope that you're having an excellent weekend, but in case not, here are 32 stupid memes to supplement your boredom. They won't take the place of having friends or anything, but hey, it's something, right?

Funny random memes and tweets | Therapist: German Bread isn't real can't hurt German Bread: Gluten tag My German teacher has up date memes scares | Brown Sugar @Pr3tTiMom0 This really mad disrespectful TUIICIEN MICTOSOIL Pro t or experienc Preferred Qualificat ons Master's degree Minimum Salary $15.29 per hour ication Instr ctions Applicants must combine all applicatio limit is 11MB. Do not include special c 11:26 AM 9/17/19 Twitter iPhone 4,683 Retweets 11.3K Likes
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Thirty-Six Dumb But Entertaining Memes For Everyday Use

We all have times where we just need to sit back, relax, and turn out brains off. If this is one of those times for you, then you're in luck, because we have a whole batch of stupid memes for you!

Funny random memes | spongebob burning paper underwater Family is still family no matter they've hurt thebandoffice made with mematic | Disney rehashing all their old movies. 51 driving over a toothpaste tube
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Twenty-Seven Random Memes To Temporarily Soothe The Pain Of Existence

It's true what they say: existence is pain. None of us asked for to be born, which is messed up if you ask us. So anyway, scroll through some memes that we hope will make your day the tiniest bit better.

Funny random memes | weird green light came on should be concerned BMW car blinker arrow | dog eating ice cream He'll never be able enjoy tasteless brown pebbles ever again @tank.sinatra
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Mostly-Fresh Memes Filled With Dumb Humor

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Fresh Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are Brief

Want a little short and sweet humor without braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don't blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and suffering are being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That's why we've gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

Short and sweet twitter gems, funny tweets | Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Quarantine can be fun if pretend committed crime and are laying low until heat dies down
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