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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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35 Bleakly Relatable Work Memes For 9-5 Warriors

Another day, another dollar. Sometimes it really does feel like we're all working our whole lives away. Whether you're working from home, in an office, at a bar, driving drunk people around, in a grocery store—it's essentially all the same sh*t if you think about it. Just a dull, thankless hell making more wealth for the big boss as the bills and debt pile up. Well you know what, there's one thing they can't take from us: memes. Scroll on the clock or text 'em to your coworkers. Hell, maybe even take it to the next level and make some work memes of your own in those moments where you've just had enough. 

In the words of Dolly Parton, "9 to 5! For service and devotion, you would think that I would deserve a fair promotion. Want to move ahead, but the boss won't seem to let me. I swear sometimes that man is out to get me."

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35 Times People Dropped Gold In The TikTok Comments

TikTok from the outside appears to be a pretty insular online community with a chaotic method of delivering content that is daunting to inexperienced users. Because of this, many stay on the outside and make up their minds about the app, but we'd argue that these people might be missing out on one of the most interesting parts of TikTok—the comments. This shouldn't be a big surprise, since we all know you can always find gold in the YouTube comments, for example. The comments are also an interesting insight into what's going on in the minds of Gen Z—though all ages use the app, almost half of the users are under the age of 24. 

Since June, Twitter account @commentsooc has been doing a great job documenting some of the best of TikTok's comments. If you're interested in taking a look into this world but are too scared of the app, you've come the the right place.

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Black Twitter Flips Over Vintage Photo Of Alex Trebek

A vintage photo of Jeopardy host Alex Trebek inspired some hilarious reactions on Twitter earlier this month. The image, which features a young Trebek looking like a Soul Train dancer, quickly became the butt of many jokes - and the object of many users affection. Black Twitter was nearly unanimous in recognizing the smooth-looking young trivia host as an African American man - or, at the very, least, an alter ego of Hall and Oates' John Oates. We've put together a ton of the best responses, but for more you can head over to the Facebook post that catalogued 'em all. 

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Memes & Tweets in Celebration of This Summer's Horny Cicada Invasion

Cicadas are weird creatures. While most species emerge annually, there are some special species in the US that dwell underground for 13 or 17 years before coming up to mate. These groups of the insects are referred to as "broods," and there are a whole lot of them. So many of them hatch at once (to ensure a number survive) that their emergence is actually being picked up by weather radars.

While the insects are harmless, there are a lot of people who would rather they stay in the ground. They're loud. They squirt. And they're bad for your pets. Unfortunately for the cicada haters in the Eastern United States, Brood X is here, and they're not shy. The billion bug brood has even played a hand in pestering the President and delayed the White Housepress plane ahead of Biden's first foreign trip. To some people, the hubbub may seem ridiculous - but one way we're enjoying this entomological event is through memes and tweets. For the next few weeks there are bound to be a lot of 'em, but we've put together our favorites right here for some easy scrolling. 

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60+ Dank Memes & Tweets for Unabashed Humor Addicts

When life inevitably becomes a series of tasks and tending to various responsibilities, it's difficult to find the time to decompress and watch that movie you've been meaning to go see or read a book for a the first time in who knows how long. But we can't just let the banality of adulthood get the better of us. We deserve a bit of spontaneous fun now and again. Who wants a predictable and regimented life? Sure, some are well-suited for a hyper-organized lifestyle, but if you're craving a bit of random playfulness, perhaps these memes will satiate that kid in you until you can carve out a chunk of time to really let loose. 

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40+ Memes Both Random & Relatable

Some people say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. The adage has actually inspired a ton of memes. We're more inclined to say that memes themselves are a better cure for what ails you. Depressed? Memes can be a reminder that you're not alone. Bored? Scrolling through funny tweets is a pretty accessible way to pass time. And if you're looking to shirk responsibilities during a soul-sucking workday? They've definitely got your back. And so does this gallery filled with the magical healing humor of memes.

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Cringey Humblebrags From Obnoxious People

We all know people who spend too much time talking about themselves. Sometimes they're blatant in their braggadocios tendencies - name dropping gushing about their accomplishments. Other times, their self-adulation comes in a more sneaky form: the humblebrag. 

Humble brags are definitely obnoxious to experience in real life. But thanks to the advent of the Internet, we are now inundated with coyly self-congratulatory posts on social media. The painful and eyeroll worthy posts, while grating, can be truly wonderful to marvel at. We can't help but be fascinated by minds of people who spout self-praise. There's even a subreddit dedicated to this tone-deaf behavior. We've gathered some of the best humblebrags of the last year for your hate-scrolling pleasure. If you need more? Join r/humblebrag. You won't regret it.

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Katie Thurston's Bachelorette Premiere: The Best Memes, Tweets & Reactions

Bachelor producers dropped a huge bomb on fans when they announced that not one, but two of the contestants who had vied for Matt James' heart were chosen to be Bachelorette. Bachelor Nation was thrilled that the world would be able to see both Katie Thurston and Michelle Young go through their own public searches for love. Thurston's season premiered last night, and the two hours of insanity definitely lived up to her own wild entrance.

For those of you who may not remember, Katie was the contestant who marched up to Matt James and presented him with her vibrator, saying that she wanted him to take the place of her trusty quarantine companion. While Bachelor has been slowly ramping things up in the sex department (Windmill sex, anyone?) this was probably the most forwardly sexual entrance we've seen yet. That sex positivity has clearly carried over to Katie's season.

During the episode, Katie was very explicit in her desire for a partner who doesn't shy away from sex stuff - even adding that her family would be hard pressed to approve of a suitor who's shy about entering the bedroom. Judging by the episode's introductions, this attitude (and her vibrator stunt) influenced a lot of men to get incredibly dirty with their greetings. One contestant, Cody, even tried to one-up Thurston by presenting her with a blow-up doll, explaining that it was his answer to her vibrator.

For all the sexy talk, many fans on Twitter expressed confusion (and delight) that producers decided to stir the pot by throwing a conservative virgin into the mix. But that wasn't the only aspect of the show that got meme'd. Other goofy contestants got the meme treatment as well. While some were mocked (Connor, the wholesome math teacher who spent the evening in a cat suit), Greg Grippo seems to have stolen the hearts of Bachelor Nation's Twitter contingent. Greg, the youngest of four children, presented Katie with a very special gift - a pasta necklace made by his three-year-old niece. He was rewarded with a very aggressive makeout session. Maybe this is an instance in which the nice guy finishes first? Whatever his fate, all we know is that the craziness got us pretty pumped for next week's episode and the inevitable drama. These memes and reactions might get you pumped, too. 


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Boxing Fans Walk Away From Mayweather vs. Paul Fight Disappointed as Fighters Walk Away With Millions

Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul walked away from last night's exhibition even richer as millions of fans who paid $49.99 a pop for the pay-per-view spectacle expressed disappointment after watching an 8-round hug fest. 

Fans who expected a real fight probably should have looked up the exhibition match rules. There were never going to be any results, as there are no judges in an exhibition fight. And the prospect of 155-pound Money Mayweather knocking out the 189.5-pound YouTuber was always pretty unlikely, despite Logan Paul haters hoping for such an outcome. It became pretty clear to everyone watching that the fight was always the money-printing machine it was intended to be, which left fans coping the only way they know how: through memes.

We've collected some of our favorite Twitter reactions to the 'legalized bank robbery,' as Money Mayweather so eloquently put it. 

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Amusing Instances of Kids Being Impressively Dumb

Little kids are pretty damn stupid. But to be fair, most of them have only been alive for a few years. As toddlers, we all said and did batshit ridiculous stuff that we'd never get away with now—like cutting up every extension cord in the house for absolutely no reason or burying your baby brother in a pile of flour. To be honest, we kind of envy some of these dumb kids. Wouldn't it be nice to fully indulge the sudden urge to throw a cup of soda across the room without having to worry about the consequences? Sigh. At least we can live vicariously through these laughable examples of kids being impressively stupid. 

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40 Basic Memes & Tweets for Unabashed Normies

If you're an unashamed basic b*tch with simple taste, we've got just the compilation of funny memes that are sure to delight the average meme-lover. Even though we've been known to occasionally feature niche memes for D&D nerds or sh*tpost enthusiasts, we're not interested in ostracizing anyone with this basic batch of randoms. Consider this one a crowd-pleaser. Enjoy.

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40+ Memes & Tweets for Convenient Entertainment

These days it seems like convenience is at the forefront of literally everything. Instead of taking a nice stroll to the market, there are apps that will have a person do your shopping for you. Instead of patronizing local markets for a gift for someone special, many of us turn to Amazon, Etsy, or ebay. When was the last time you actually set foot in a bookstore instead of reading on your phone or pressing the convenient "Buy Now" button? While it's true that these changes have led to missing out on the journey, we don't think it's bad to cut corners when it comes to indulging in memes.Why scroll through Reddit when we can just provide you with a big ol' batch of the entertainment you crave?

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Twitter Users Share Their Worst Interview Horror Stories

Interviewing for jobs is like a full-time job in and of itself. And honestly, way more stressful. The pressure, the anxiety, the sweating, the fear of eye contact. Wait -- that's not your experience? Whatever your interviewing habits, we're sure they haven't all been positive. Twitter user Harriet Williamson had that same hunch. She asked her followers to share their worst-ever job interview stories, and boy are some of them wild. They almost rival the weird date tweets we talked about earlier this week. Most of all, we hope none of this stuff happens to us. 

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Masterful Comebacks That Deserve Our Praise

Comebacks are really their own art form. It takes a lot of quick wit and creativity to think of the perfect way to roast someone, after all. So scroll down for some clever roasts and insults, and then click here for more!

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17 Tweets About The Unforgiving Memories Of Children

Aging sucks for a lot of reasons. Having to pay bills. Work 40 hours a week. Take care of a family. You get wrinkles, grey hair, and probably some annoying memory loss to boot. Names become harder to remember, memories begin to mix together. You know who doesn't have to worry about that? Kids. Kids have the most incredible memories, often at the disadvantage of their weary parents. Twitter user @toddedillard shared one such instance of obnoxiously vivid memory yesterday. It seems that two years ago he burned a single side of his daughter's quesadilla, and she refuses to let him live it down. The tweet inspired other parents to share their own struggles with their kids' impeccable recollection skills. While it must be frustrating to have your child constantly wielding "the receipts," these anecdotes are pretty damn entertaining.

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A Bunch of Brilliant Belters From Scottish Twitter

Ah, Scottish Twitter. Sometimes the Scots slang is indecipherable to anyone across the pond and yet somehow no less hilarious than the belters we yanks do manage to get. If you havnae yet experienced the comedic brilliance of Scottish Twitter, keep scrolling ya wee dafty. And if by the end of this collection you're still craving more witty Scotticisms, we've got plenty more where that came from.

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