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Thirty-Three Purposeless But Funny Posts

We don't even know you, but we can tell that you need some more good-quality entertainment in your life. Well, unfortunately we can't provide you with the "good-quality" part, but we can provide you with entertainment.

Funny random memes, tweets and Tumblr posts | want gold Cee lo Green fight chrome Kanye West. lime inside a coconut: OK. NOW ?
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Funny Memes 'N Tweets To Keep You Occupied

Y'all want some memes? You're in luck! We've got a ton of 'em right here. We've mixed a ton of tweets, too, so you can flex those reading muscles of yours. You're welcome.

funny random memes | tweet by MatthewACherry Y'all really need get paid y'alls photoshop skills cause tweet by Khaleesi_Hodan scream i let out COMING AMERICA JUST BECAUSE YOURE INVITED, DOESNT MEAN WELCOME GET OUT BY JORDAN PEELE THEATERS FEBRUARY. tweet by DragonflyJonez Ed Harris OllyWrites Yoda with human skin.
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Danny DeVito Memes That Are Pretty Stupid, To Be Frank

Danny DeVito is arguably in the ranks of the Gods including Keanu Reeves and Tom Hanks. He's certainly less wholesome, but he's still just as beloved to the masses. Many of us Millennials have loved him since he played Matilda's deranged father all the way back in 1996. So here's to our favorite little barnacle man!

Funny memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts about Danny DeVito | tweet by DannyDeVito sending pictures my magnum dong anyone who donates at least $10 one fundraisers wildfires Australia BREAKING NEWS WILDFIRE LEVELS DROP 0%. Danny DeVito always looks like he's at pot luck dinner and he just saw try his lemon meringue pie.
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Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Awkward encounters happen to everyone, but unfortunately sometimes they involve famous people. Imagine meeting Keanu Reeves and the only memory he has of you is that you accidentally spilled your drink on him - it's a horrifying thought, to say the least. 

The following Twitter users unfortunately experienced similar situations with other celebrities.

Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.
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Memes & Shitposts For Mood-Improving Purposes

Happy hump day, losers! Just kidding. You're not a loser. You're probably a good person looking for a good way to kill some time, or some funny memes that will lift your spirits. We're here to help you with that, and we're gonna use memes to get you happier. 

funny rnadom memes and tweets | My phone, keys and wallet running super late Lets Split Up Gang! fred from the scooby gang. tweet by KentingtonC saying Eat rich and being Marxist showing up job interview at corporation so won't die starvation: good janet bad janet from the good place
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'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

Practically any time people start posting near-thirst trap photos of themselves on the internet in droves, they have to expect that the rest of us are going to roast the absolute crap out of them. This particular Twitter meme makes fun of people doing just that, next to an image of the food they cooked and the caption, "The Cooking, The Face." 

Now bring on the roasting, no pun intended.

Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked
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Entertaining Roundup Of Random Memes, Tweets, And Everything In Between

The next time your parents ask you why you do something so pointless as scrolling through memes in your free time, clap back at them by demanding they fix climate change and the economy that they screwed up. Then they'll think twice about judging you for doing something "stupid."

Funny random memes, tweets and Tumblr posts | winnie the pooh bending over while piglet watches in concern: fine fine just got right nads. tiny flashlight casting a big light while a bigger flashlight casts a smaller light: ladies please just hear out
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GameSpot Game Reviewer Rats Out Jerk To His Own Mother

Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.

GameSpot Writer Kallie Plagge rats out sexist loser who cyber bullied her | tweet by inkydojikko This guy sent hate on Facebook so told his mom on him. She really nice about
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Train Conductor Goes Full Sherlock On Fare-Evading Passenger

Train travel can be surprisingly expensive - sometimes it costs more than a flight. On a recent rail trip to Edinburgh, Scotland, comedian Ignacio Lopez witnessed a fellow passenger attempt to lie his way out of his proper fare. Unfortunately for the cheapskate, the train conductor (train guard in Brit-speak) was a hell of a lot smarter than expected. 

funny twitter thread about train conductor that outsmarts fare-evading passenger on their way to edinburgh | Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on
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Twenty-Five Humorous Memes For A Dose Of Random Entertainment

Memes have a way of transporting you to another dimension of sorts. If you're bored, just look at some memes and feel the boredom immediately start to leave your brain.

Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | four buckets resting on a table attached to strings. Table held up by buckets resting on. different birds mid flight edited without their wings
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23 Clever Tweets That'll Keep You Entertained

That 280 character limit is no match for these wordsmiths. Some people are capable of saying so much with so little space. We wish we had come up with these ourselves.

Funny tweets. twitter fun | tweet by jeremysmiles So many homophobes turn out be secretly gay nervous secretly giant spider
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Thirty-Seven Totally Pointless Posts

Like you, we are also ecstatic that it's the weekend. That means sleeping in and extra time for sleeping in and looking at memes. Sounds like a great day, doesn't it?

Funny random memes and tweets | child crying dramatically: *accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg know gonna grow stomach 7 yr old. tweet by ginadivittorio My Dad raised conservative Catholic household but has really made strides since having kids be open minded and has even recently become LGBTQ activist because my sister, she's not gay but she dyed her hair blue recently and he doesn't know difference
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Thirty-Three Twitter Tidbits To Eliminate The Tedium

Twitter sometimes exudes genius. Like, literally, that's all Twitter is - clever comebacks and absolute brilliance in just 280 characters. We think some of these people deserve a Pulitzer prize.

Funny random posts from Twitter | tweet by kaiteasley therapist: have considered maybe not sabotaging own life Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump BORING!
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