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Funny tweet that reads, "This is your gentle reminder that one time in the Bible Elijah was like, 'God, I'm so mad! I want to die!' So God said 'here's some food, why don't you have a nap?' So Elijah slept, ate, and decided things weren't so bad. Never underestimate the spiritual power of a nap and a snack"
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Next time your boss tells you not to sleep at your desk, tell them God said it was okay.

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30 Funny Pics That Just Speak The Truth

Some memes and tweets are stunning reflections of the absurdity of the world around us. Sassy jabs at gentrification, throwing shade at subcultures, it's all in good fun. Until you end up feeling personally attacked. And there's probably a meme about that too. 

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Justin Bieber Challenged Tom Cruise To A Fight And Twitter's Roasting Him To A Crisp

Pop star Justin Bieber is swiftly approaching Kanye-levels of attention seeking. The 25 year old pop star sent a bizarre tweet last night challenging the 56 year old actor to a UFC match. 

"I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight?" 

The strange tweet went viral very, very quickly - and has inspired a good old-fashioned roasting of the ballsy pop star. We're definitely Team Cruise, and would love to see the seasoned action star put Bieber in his place. If you need more background on this weird exchange, check out  the Know Your Meme entry!

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21 Memes & Pics For The True Midwesterners

We know that stereotypes generally carry a negative connotation but we absolutely love memes and tweets that play with generalizations. These very specific memes poke fun at the habits of Midwesterners - we're sorry in advance if any of this offends anyone who hails from this region!

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41 Dumb Memes & Posts For Anyone To Enjoy

Anyone can look at these memes and find some enjoyment in them. Show 'em to your friends, your dad, your teacher, anyone! Although, maybe not your grandma, since grandparents tend to get offended by weird Millennial humor. We don't really blame them though, it can be pretty fricking bizarre at times.

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17 Aggravating Memes For The Disgruntled Customer Service Worker

Labor Day is almost here, and you know what that means...working overtime if you're a customer service employee! No matter if you're a bartender, waiter, barista or retail worker, you know the struggle of working extra hard on a holiday where you're supposed to be relaxing. The grind is REAL, friends.

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41 Funny Tidbits That Don't Need Any Reason For Existing

We've got memes, Tumblr posts and tweets for all your weekends needs! Go ahead and stock up on what you can, because you'll need all the entertainment you can get! Let's be honest here, you didn't have anything planned because you're lame. Just kidding! That's just a projection if we're being honest...

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34 Hilarious Memes For Those Who Like Really Dumb Comedy

Heyo, you've made it to Thursday, which means it's just about Friday. We think that's reason to celebrate, so grab a glass of wine (if you're of age). And Hell, you can celebrate even if it's a frickin' Tuesday because Tuesday is the absolute worst. We're not here to judge.

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The Dick Appointment Challenge Is A Raunchy Twitter Game With Hilarious Results

A new Twitter texting challenge popped up on the social media site last week, and it is saucy as hell. User @kennielaine tweeted that she texts her man to make a "dick appointment" daily, and inspired @babyb0nes to have some fun. She tweeted "text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses." and in the week following went completely viral. The responses are hilarious, lewd, and some are just plain mean. 

Funny tweets from Dick Appointment challenge on Twitter.
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31 Hilarious Pakalu Papito Tweets From The Legendary Indian Gas Station Clerk Himself

Pakalu Papito has to be one our favorite Twitter novelty accounts ever. If you haven't yet had the joy of scrolling through his account, he's an Indian gas station clerk who tweets hilarious things about his ex-wife, his camel and the single life.

Click here to view more of his ridiculous Twitter antics straight from the source!

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26 Dumb Memes & Funny Pics To Help You Pass The Time

Congratulations, you've made it through another painful Monday. In return, we're going all Oprah on your a$$ with some shitposts and silly memes. That's right: you get some memes, you get some memes, and you get some memes! Everybody gets some memes. 

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32 H*ckin' Silly Tweets From 'We Rate Dogs' To Give You Your Squee Fix For The Day

We Rate Dogs is your primary source for professional dog ratings where you can see a plethora of Good Boy and Good Girl pics. And if that's  not enough for you, they also help out doggos in need. 

We just can't get over how effing cute it is, and we hope you like it too!

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37 Funny AF Posts To Cure Your Brain Of That Crippling Boredom

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We promise that your boredom doesn't stand a chance with these dumb yet entertaining memes. They'll fill your brain with that sweet humor you've been craving, and they'll help you pass the time and avoid all of the things you really should be doing, like working!

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