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We don't even know you, but we can tell that you need some more good-quality entertainment in your life. Well, unfortunately we can't provide you with the "good-quality" part, but we can provide you with entertainment.

Y'all want some memes? You're in luck! We've got a ton of 'em right here. We've mixed a ton of tweets, too, so you can flex those reading muscles of yours. You're welcome.

Danny DeVito is arguably in the ranks of the Gods including Keanu Reeves and Tom Hanks. He's certainly less wholesome, but he's still just as beloved to the masses. Many of us Millennials have loved him since he played Matilda's deranged father all the way back in 1996. So here's to our favorite little barnacle man!

Awkward encounters happen to everyone, but unfortunately sometimes they involve famous people. Imagine meeting Keanu Reeves and the only memory he has of you is that you accidentally spilled your drink on him - it's a horrifying thought, to say the least. 

The following Twitter users unfortunately experienced similar situations with other celebrities.

Happy hump day, losers! Just kidding. You're not a loser. You're probably a good person looking for a good way to kill some time, or some funny memes that will lift your spirits. We're here to help you with that, and we're gonna use memes to get you happier. 

Practically any time people start posting near-thirst trap photos of themselves on the internet in droves, they have to expect that the rest of us are going to roast the absolute crap out of them. This particular Twitter meme makes fun of people doing just that, next to an image of the food they cooked and the caption, "The Cooking, The Face." 

Now bring on the roasting, no pun intended.

The next time your parents ask you why you do something so pointless as scrolling through memes in your free time, clap back at them by demanding they fix climate change and the economy that they screwed up. Then they'll think twice about judging you for doing something "stupid."

Many women involved in the gaming community have suffered at the hands of male gamers and enthusiasts. GameSpot game reviewer Kallie Plagge is just the latest woman to be assaulted by an immature prick with nothing better to do. But she took matters into her own hands and decided to fight back - by finding and snitching on him to his mother. We normally advice against snitching (you don't want to risk getting stitches) but this exchange was particularly satisfying. Plagge shared the conversation to Twitter, and pretty much everyone had a fiery roast or enthused congratulations for the writer. She deserves all props.

Train travel can be surprisingly expensive - sometimes it costs more than a flight. On a recent rail trip to Edinburgh, Scotland, comedian Ignacio Lopez witnessed a fellow passenger attempt to lie his way out of his proper fare. Unfortunately for the cheapskate, the train conductor (train guard in Brit-speak) was a hell of a lot smarter than expected. 

Memes have a way of transporting you to another dimension of sorts. If you're bored, just look at some memes and feel the boredom immediately start to leave your brain.

That 280 character limit is no match for these wordsmiths. Some people are capable of saying so much with so little space. We wish we had come up with these ourselves.

Like you, we are also ecstatic that it's the weekend. That means sleeping in and extra time for sleeping in and looking at memes. Sounds like a great day, doesn't it?

Twitter sometimes exudes genius. Like, literally, that's all Twitter is - clever comebacks and absolute brilliance in just 280 characters. We think some of these people deserve a Pulitzer prize.