I like working outside. On Tuesday, June 6, while typing away in my modest backyard, the hazy air (which I had attributed to unpleasant New York summers) started to smell like a campfire. Shortly after, I learned the haze and accompanying smell hailed all the way from Canada, where wildfires are ravaging the forests. Though wildfires are an expected natural occurrence in both Canada and the United States, the intensity and number of fires are both unprecedented. Tuesday's smoky air went from “u…

I wonder if there are any people who fully believe, without a shred of doubt, that they are normal . I'm walking around at all times, wondering if I'm completely socially inept, and I know that there must be some people who don't feel that way. To normies, I say, "Good for you." The people who talk about how being normal is boring annoy me because there's no way they radically accept everyone for exactly who they are. There is a very specific way you are socially allowed to be a freak, and if y…

What's up, meme freaks? It's "hump day" and we're back in the saddle and ready for action. If you're a tired soul who is looking for an escape from the never-ending cycle of pain, suffering, and existential dread, you've come to the right place. Our daily collections of random memes are the perfect distraction from the endless parade of misery that is life. Featuring a delightful assortment of absurdity, sarcasm, and general nonsense, these memes are sure to elicit a chuckle or two (or at the v…

Girl, put your random on!

It recently came to my attention that if I was left to my own devices, I might end up rotting in my bedroom and never leaving my apartment. That's because it's so easy to waste my own time scrolling through Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. I t's not the most healthy situation. See, I end up putting off important things like laundry or showering, all because I get sucked into the social media hole. I end up cobbling together terrible outfits from whatever is clean, and having to take a little “…

Summer memeing, had me a blast

If you're craving a dose of humor but want to avoid the treacherous landscape of Twitter, we totally understand. These days, navigating the bird app can be exhausting, especially when it feels like pain and suffering are constantly being forced upon us. That's why we've put together a collection of short and sweet tweets that will tickle your funny bone without any of the unnecessary noise. It's a refreshing break from the world's troubles, and sometimes inspires us to work on our own jokes. Wi…

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Most memes are not that memorable. They slip in and out of your mind as quickly as what you ate for lunch yesterday. They're unsustainable, and that's the way they were built. We are not supposed to sit around looking at one meme all day, expecting to be satisfied with just that. Absolutely not! We can only sustain ourselves with a regular flow of memes in our minds, with only a few really sticking with us. One of the few I still remember the meme from 10 years ago was The Marvelous Breadfish.…

Not all memes are for everybody. They're much like stinky french cheese at a viciously overpriced grocery store. You might smell one and initially think, “Wow, this smells like battery acid. What an unpleasant thing to put in my mouth or near my brain.” However

As someone who lives in an urban area, with very little easy access to the natural world, it's therapeutic to imagine myself walking through a pine-scented, shaded forest, or picnicking in a sunny, pastoral field. Sure, sometimes these daydreams involve talking to woodland creatures or baking bread over an open fire. That's pretty unrealistic for a person who is A) not a Disney princess and B) has no idea how to make fire or bake bread. But that's what daydreaming is about. There's tons of cont…

Life has a lot of ups and downs. As a depressed person in their mid-thirties, I'm definitely feeling that hard. Every time I think there's something to celebrate, life laughs heartily at my happiness, points rudely, and says “F*cK you!” It's pretty demoralizing. Just last week I was celebrating a friend's birthday and gearing up for a relaxing long weekend. The flu had other plans. Instead of diving into a debaucherous whirlwind of fun, I was stuck on the couch through the holiday, wishing for…

Christopher Nolan's Batman films have long been revered as masterpieces, at least in the area of superhero movies. While the pictures have definitely had an impact on culture (for better or for worse), we always find ourselves coming back to the following quote: "Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." The quote has its literal meaning, but we find it to be extremely appli…

Congratulations, Internet friends. You've made it through yet another week of the responsibility of adult existence . Thanks to the freedom of the weekend, and the help of therapy, it feels a little easier to bend over for the man and write stupid blurbs like this one. The truth is, though, life has been feeling an awful lot like groundhog day. As I've sworn off many of my vices since the pandemic's start, every day just seems pretty damn cookie-cutter. Even our precious Fridays and Saturdays.…

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