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As you may have heard, today the 46th President of the United States was sworn into office. Sure, Joe Biden won the presidency, but Bernie Sanders won the internet today when he showed up in his iconic Burton winter jacket, a standard blue surgical mask, and huge woolen mittens made from recycled materials. In a sea of predictable black trench coats, Bernie really made a statement when he arrived clutching that manila envelop like he was stopping by the inauguration on his way to the post office. 

Unsurprisingly and with impressive haste, Twitter meme'd the hell out of Bernie's look every step of the way. We've collected some of the funniest Twitter memes and reactions to Bernie's whole inauguration vibe. Thanks for all the memes, Bernie.

We're back with another round of fresh and funny tweets from all corners of the bird app. In this collection, you'll find painfully relatable tweets about trying to be productive in the time of Covid, random and absurd tweets about nothing in particular, mildly topical tweets with a tongue-in-cheek edge, and plenty of other amusing Twitter gold. If you're in the mood for even more tweets, we've got lots more here. 

Bet you're literally shaking in anticipation right now for the meme offering that's coming your way. Well let's first set some expectations here, because these memes are pretty mediocre. Nothing totally mind-blowing in this batch. But sometimes we get so bored, that even the most moderate, low-effort content can help pull us out of the dull hell we're already in. Cheers. 

Are you feeling listless and bored? Devoid of energy? Deflated? You're not alone. As the world descends into madness and mayhem, we're kinda left here with nothing to say but "Okay." Fortunately, to help us get through the tough times and hold on to some of our sanity, there's the very free and over the counter treatment of humor. And it's everywhere on the internet in the form of memes.

It seems like a lot of people are having their old tweets dug up by internet sleuths these days - and usually because they are about to be canceled. But old tweets serve purposes beyond temporary or permanent ruination. Sometimes, they're weird and funny as hell. Whether they offer sentiments that aged poorly or are just very amusing shows of poor character, these old-ass tweets from celebrities are pretty much guaranteed to entertain. For more gems like these, give @oldtweets_ooc a follow. They're truly doing the Lord's work.

Once upon a time, there was a lonely meme who dreamt of the day it would find its meme brethren and live in harmony. The lost little meme searched far and wide across the internet for others like it, until finally one day the meme stumbled into a big random pile of dankness. The meme looked around and realized it had finally found its home amid the other memes. They lived happily ever after in this dank mix of random memes that everyone can enjoy.

It's perfectly normal to decompress with a cocktail or beer (or three) but sometimes people take it too far. This can lead to, at best, a brutal hangover - or at worst, a hangover paired with the embarrassment of having done something extremely stupid while under the influence. These people are definitely fall into the latter category.

Happy Monday, internet friends. It's time for your daily dose of distraction fuel to get your mind off the banality of life. These memes won't solve all your problems, but they'll trick you into thinking you're not completely bored for at least a few minutes. If you're feeling indulgent and can't be bothered doing those chores you keep putting off, these are the memes for you.

Want to experience the satisfaction of short and sweet funny tweets without having to enter the absolute hellhole that is Twitter? Well, you're in luck. These relatable tweets and accurate takes come without the political BS that is so prevalent on the website where they were posted. As the country gears up for more pain, we'll take any break we're offered. We hope that holds true for you, too. 

If you're feeling like absolute shit about yourself, you're definitely not alone. All that self-loathing we perfected over the years went into overdrive after a few week of the pandemic. To help snap you out of that mindset we've put together this impressive collection of depressing and cringey moments from people who probably have it worse than you. 

Hello again, meme connoisseurs. If it's that part of the day when you're looking for some easy, mindless entertainment but Netflix just isn't hitting, you know you can always come to us for the memes. We've got another spicy selection of dankness and relatable zingers. All you have to do is scroll. 

If you're in the mood for a big ol' mix of memes and other funny internet gems, you came to the right place because that's exactly what we've got. Memes that range from dank to straight up dumb. Get ready to scroll!

Andrew Yang has taken to the streets of NYC since the announcement of his 2021 mayoral campaign. His first stop was a spacious, pristine, well-lit convenience store that he featured in a video about supporting local bodegas. Anyone who lives in NYC knows that bodega discourse is a contentious subject for New Yorkers, and so it is unsurprising that Yang's message was completely eclipsed by the fact that he was not, in fact, in a bodega. 

The bodega warriors of Twitter wasted no time roasting Yang for the faux pas. Many tweeted photos of Whole Foods and CVS with the caption, 'on my way to my local bodega!' Sorry Yang, but no one wins in the bodega wars. We've collected some of the funniest reactions to Yang's viral Twitter video. 

Sure, Twitter has its drawback. Painfully bad takes, constant political debates, and weird K-Pop in-jokes seem to inundate our feeds. It can be hard to sift through the madness and enjoy the humorous commentary and comedy writing that we actually want to see. In the spirit of making everyone's lives easier, we've taken the funny stuff (both old and new) and put it all in one convenient place. So you don't have to see some all caps tweet about how masks don't work or another opinion about the storming of the Capitol.

We're back with another batch of random goodness perfect for temporarily quelling those dreaded bouts of boredom. Sure, memes won't solve all your problems, but they'll definitely help you forget all about them for a little while. Enjoy this entertaining collection of distraction-fuel.

Freddie Mercury was correct in Bohemian Rhapsody when he said that "nothing really matters," because let's face it, life is meaningless and corporations have completely taken over our lives. So if for some strange reason you're in the mood to be reminded of the dystopian hell we live in, scroll down!