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It's said that all workand no play make Jack a dull boy. And while we don't know who Jack is, we don't think he wants to be dull. We think he wants to be a well-rounded individual, a man who understands the importance of a work-life balance. Being a workaholic is known to breed misery, and, eventually, burnout. So Jack really ought to be mixing things up. Maybe he should take a break to stop and smell the roses. Or, perhaps, he's more of a binge-watcher or book-reader. But if we were this Jack character, we'd consider taking a secret daily sabbatical solely to scroll through memes. The instant gratification of these dumb jokes is just the kind of respite we need to stay sane. And we're willing to bet that Jack would like them, too.

If you're someone who gets satisfaction out of seeing slightly misguided or straight up rude people get owned by the reasonable and informed, we've got a load of screenshots from r/murderedbywords that capture these rare moments. Lately there's been an influx of misinformation spreading about the new Covid-19 vaccines. Of course, it's always a good idea to scrutinize anything you're putting into your body, but some people seem to just make stuff up on the fly and tweet about it like it's proven fact. Well thankfully, there are professionals out there who are always ready to school the ignorant.

First of all, we're not trying to roast anyone who's bad at spelling—we all make mistakes or fall victim to cursed autocorrections. But the results of an overlooked typo or malapropism are often pretty hilarious. Subreddit r/BoneAppleTea is totally on top of capturing these comical instances of spelling mishaps, and we've grabbed a handful of examples to share. 

While we feel for people who are either lacking in the brain cell department or the education department, we sure do like laughing at their expense. These cringey geniuses really set the bar high for people who reject common sense and intelligence. And we're absolutely loving it.

Father's Day may have been this past Sunday, but dad behavior is always funny. Twitter user Ryan Nanni decided to pay respects to all dads by asking people to share their most dad-like moments of 2019. The responses did not disappoint. From obsessive compulsively crafty behaviors, to curmudgeonly resistance to socializing, all of these people deserve a fatherly pat on the back.

Lounging, lazing, and vegging out often make us feel guilty. Society is whispering in our ears, telling us we need to be productive, that we should be constantly moving, working, socializing, whatever. But the weekend is a time when you really, really, shouldn't have to feel any remorse for f*cking around. If you want to eat junk food, do it. If you want to binge watch a true crime show with your hand down a giant bag of chips? Go for it. And if you want to scroll through memes, by all means. Enjoy this serving on us. 

It's not our job to take a stance in the battle between butts and boobs. And we're not trying to claim that one kind of body is better than another. But there's no denying that there is a wealth of memes regarding both being thicc and appreciating the thicness. While the word seems to have gained considerable popularity in the last few years, the meme-y term actually started popping up in the early 2000's. The earliest spotting was back in 2004 - on an Angelfire (feel old yet?) site dedicated to some of the era's most popular hip-hop artists.

Since its popularization, and since the gradual rejection of very skinny and curvy skinny as the standard, the term has been debated, meme'd and made into the subject of think pieces. Obviously we're mostly concerned with the memes. One of the most notable thiccness-related memes is "One Thicc Bih," a meme starring Mr. Krabs and his big fat booty. Others feature thicc versions of everything from planet Earth (Thicc Earth, anyone?) to Aunt Cass. We've put together some examples for worshippers (and owners) of the curves, but there's loads more over at Know Your Meme if you really wanna get down with the thiccness. 

We don't want to come at people too harshly for getting wooshed by ambiguous jokes or falling for a fake headline that sounds like it could be totally real, but everyone should know what The Onion is by now. Most satirical news publications these days have the words satire, or fake, or not real news written somewhere to make the joke totally fool-proof. Well, never underestimate a fool.

We've got a bunch of great examples of times people fell for satire and 'ate the onion,' so to speak. 

TGIF, friends and meme-lovers. We're back with another super-sized batch of memes, curated specifically for your convenient consumption. Offering up dumb memes. Clever tweets. Lots of depressingly relatable content, and, of course, memes for people who seriously hate their jobs. Coming from people who collect memes for a living, it doesn't matter if you're looking at funny crap all day. Jobs just suck. So if you're at work, enjoy this break. And if you're not? Hell, you'll enjoy it even more. 

These memes and tweets are seriously helping us forget that it's already the end of September and both fall and Seasonal Affective Disorder are completely and atrociously imminent. If we're going to have to stay inside for the next 6 months, we're going to do it with memes.

Ever just feel like you're a total weirdo? Well, these highly relatable memes will make you feel a little less alone. Which is important right now with all this extra time on our hands and less opportunities for relating face to face.

Clowns have been having quite the moment over the past few years. "Jokerfied" has become a verb. Thousands of women have been Harley Quinn for Halloween. It had a new opportunity to become a household name. Despite all these prominent media moments, we (as a society) are overlooking the biggest clowns of all: ourselves. 

That's right. Somehow, the human race has managed to make jesters of themselves on a day-to-day basis. Whether it's convincing yourself that you matter to your corporate overlords, or if you've convinced yourself that you can change your toxic partner, we're constantly subconsciously donning giant shoes and making a mockery of ourselves by playing dumb. But we're not alone. Pretty much every living, breathing human with an ounce of empathy, heart, or soul has themselves up for clownish disappointment. And boy, are there a ton of memes out there that reflect just that. 

We all have to go to work to pay the bills in order to just survive - unless you're a trust-fund baby who inherited millions from your rich uncle (in which case get out of here). Just kidding, you can stay if you want to see how the rest of us plebes live. 

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