double meaning

It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Karin "Spike" Robinson says: "I can't really whip up a description for this... sorry to saddle you with it instead!"

I keep riding my brain for ideas on what to say about this, but I think my punnybone is out to pasture right now. - Matty Malaprop

Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop

I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

I know their therapist means well, but I'm worried he's just going to further divide their relationship.

Happy Pi Day, everyone!

Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop

They're a kind people, but their living arrangements are just so bland... they really could stand to spruce things up a bit! - Matty Malaprop

Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop

If you look closely, the swing actually says "Warning: contains grumpy child in desperate need of a nap." #NoItDoesn't - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

Where the X and the Y only meet at one point and continue forever away. - Matty Malaprop