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queen checkmate moved moment chess double meaning - 7138834432
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Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop

circle crop circle crop double meaning - 7135673344
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Punmaster Karin "Spike" Robinson says: "I can't really whip up a description for this... sorry to saddle you with it instead!"

I keep riding my brain for ideas on what to say about this, but I think my punnybone is out to pasture right now. - Matty Malaprop

composition universe liars atoms make up double meaning - 7140537600
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Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop

john smith pochahontas dagger double meaning point - 7135499520
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I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Pi Day pi irrational counseling double meaning - 7138213632
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I know their therapist means well, but I'm worried he's just going to further divide their relationship.

Happy Pi Day, everyone!

gif glasses raise misinterpretation toast double meaning - 7135490048
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Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop

Pillow loose canines dachsund dentist teeth shark double meaning dogs - 7122081792
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I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop

tower journey antenna day reception double meaning diary - 7130328576
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They're a kind people, but their living arrangements are just so bland... they really could stand to spruce things up a bit! - Matty Malaprop

school poor results overall unfair teacher singling out test double meaning - 7130146304
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Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop

mood swing swing mood double meaning - 7121635840
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If you look closely, the swing actually says "Warning: contains grumpy child in desperate need of a nap." #NoItDoesn't - Matty Malaprop

question there here cliché double meaning are we there yet - 7114322944
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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

shrimp chicken tail shrimp cocktail diagram double meaning - 7119200256
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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

zebra bra homophones double meaning z shape - 7114656256
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

range song home on the range double meaning home - 7116509184
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Where the X and the Y only meet at one point and continue forever away. - Matty Malaprop

question answer quills advice hedgehog double meaning - 7104304128
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Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop