double meaning

I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop

It's really more a cubby if you ask me... maybe it's just meant to store his pirate track jacket? - Matty Malaprop

... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop

Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

Well you can't argue with the fact that this is perfectly in keeping with Bruce Wayne's typical crime-fighting M.O.: When in doubt, hit the sumb*tch. - Matty Malaprop

Led Zeppelin >>>>> Rob Zombie AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

Baby, you can drive my car, but only if you take it easy on the gas. Otherwise you'll make my guitcarburator gently weep. - Matty Malaprop