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I'm on to Something Hair...

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Apple Tablets

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The most perscribed medication for Apple addiction.

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Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

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Party Cat Knows How to Have a Good Time

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I'm sure this isn't a meme, and I'm sure if it was it wouldn't be called party cat, but I'm feeling uncreative today and the only kind of acid in my system is gastric SO SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE. - Matty Malaprop

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Apple Sunk my battle ship!

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Untitled

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That's Way Easier Than Working Out!

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Outta my way folks, I've got a date with a DiGiorno! - Matty Malaprop

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Size Matters

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Awww, You Shouldn't Have!

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Something Like That, Sure

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Good Observation, Smarty-Pants

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But Not the Kind I Like

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I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop

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PUNPUNPUNPUN!

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Bad Toilet Humor

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Penny needs to stop bringing Pepper down in the dumps.

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You Can Say That Again!

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But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop

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He Has a Terrible Sense of Direction, But at Least He's A-Were of It!

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It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

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