double meaning

I wasn't aware that this was a common turn of phrase, but maybe that's just a display of my impish vernacular. - Matty Malaprop

the bustiest animal in Africa

Prease rike this photo!

Paper or Plastic?

But seriously you guys those owls are out of this world! - Matty Malaprop

A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

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