If it works, I guess

Be unemployed if you want

She has moves

Was it that great?

Does it have to be this way?

It doesn't look tasty

A free meal is a free meal

We've gotta find him

Hmm

Pay people fairly

So much for Christmas spirit

What's your big three?

They're not like other girls (your wife)

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Vacation time is precious. Every day that most of us salaried workers toil equals a percentage of a day of freedom. That freedom can be enjoyed in many different ways: a little staycation with your partner, ordering fancy takeout and sleeping in. Or perhaps a beach getaway, sleeping and drinking on the sand, letting the salt water rejuvenate ones body. Whatever the flavor of vacation, there is one important and universal truth for that time: You do not have to work. Most of the time we are acti…