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Daughter refuses to help retired parents with another cash‑out refinance after years of paying their bills and cleaning up their bad financial decisions while they keep taking expensive yearly trips they cannot afford
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Every time employee takes a PTO day they still end up 40 hours/week to cover it, nullifying the PTO: 'I should've worked 24 hours but I worked double that'
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Business owner discovers he's paying his employees 113% more than the average business owner in his area: 'Similar firms are paying 35% less than last year.'
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Employee expects promotion with performance review, upper management randomly select him as needing improvement: 'I have had an amazing year'
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Government employee makes $33 an hour, manager insists it should be $10 instead: 'The department head makes $130k a year'
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