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That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

Tim Kaine, when asked about people who pay no federal income tax, actually answered that he would consider raising taxes on the poor.

Don't talk about Rule 34 don't talk about Rule 34 DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34DON'TTALKABOUTRULE34!!— - Matty Malaprop

Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

He just gets like this sometimes, but he always eternal returns to form eventually. - Matty Malaprop

And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

I really admire this fish. I've always felt as though it's quite difficult to remain upbeat when every day is packed to the gills with things to do. - Matty Malaprop

I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

ON THE BRIGHTSIDE they're not wrong

They're like Scooby Snacks, only the reeling lasts longer. #ThatOneWasOnTheHouse - Matty Malaprop

... because that's totally the kind of business an enterprising super villain (hero?) would go into... yeah... - Matty Malaprop

Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop