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question answer quills advice hedgehog double meaning - 7104304128
By Unknown
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Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop

pickup line question answer literalism remarkable legs - 7082590208
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Remarkable, sure, but it's also a congenital defect that causes her great amounts of pain every day. :( - Matty Malaprop

question geometry opossum answer lead up apothem longform animal - 7061879552
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A pun of this caliber is by all accounts just absolutely prepossumsterous. - Matty Malaprop

dovahkiin question thumbnails answer elder scrolls similar sounding Skyrim - 7023472384
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... because they're Elder Scrolls, see? See what I did there? I'm so terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

question answer talking mushroom similar sounding poo shiitake - 7022663168
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That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

question surname answer smith misinterpretation blacksmith double meaning will smith black - 7002000384
By MasuHUN
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Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

question diet answer Movie seven pounds Subway double meaning will smith - 6993982208
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Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop