gregarious grey greyhounds prefix similar sounding - 5744508416
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Just don't let them hound you too much with their eyes, otherwise you'll fall victim to their doggy wiles. - Matty Malaprop

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He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

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By LuichoX
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Punmaster LuichoX says: "Mega Man? Nope, Bass."

All the music in Mega Man & Bass >>>>>>> Anything by Skrillex 3BH. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

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Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Come on, Rachel! That poster isn't even that much taller than you! You should have no problem at all scaling that sucker! - Matty Malaprop

amish Hall of Fame i miss lolwut miss similar sounding you - 5440531968
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I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop

board bread breadboard computers double meaning literalism - 6230919424
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LOLOLOLOLOL and here you thought I was going to publish an actual computer geek joke LOLOLOLOLOL - Matty Malaprop

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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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