... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop

When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

I'd give you a Han for your correct answer, but it's a pretty Wookiee-level question to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure it's not what you were expecting, but hey, you can't say I was being dishonest! - Matty Malaprop

I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop