Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

I'm never gonna forgive you for this! In fact, I'm going to hold it against you favaever. #ThatWasAStretch #WhyDoTheyLetMeRunThisSite - Matty Malaprop

They left out my favorite: The Weeping Tech-Illiterate! - Matty Malaprop

Don't get me wrong, I love me some "Origin of Species," but it's hard to deny that the Bible is a much heavier read. - Matty Malaprop

I don't think anyone can argue that the above is a bout between two cold-hearted killers. - Matty Malaprop

And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

Cows come in such strangeways, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

I was hoping we'd get a look at a real marine biologist, but I imagine the uniform clashes a bit with the lab coat, and that certainly can't be too terribly photogenic. - Matty Malaprop

Putin puttin' the golf ball to put in the hole

... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop

Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop