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I'll just keep calling his duracell until he finally gives up and answers. That ALWAYS works. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, I'm not trying to be too terribly judgmental here, but those hot angles are always just so obtuse. - Matty Malaprop

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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm never gonna forgive you for this! In fact, I'm going to hold it against you favaever. #ThatWasAStretch #WhyDoTheyLetMeRunThisSite - Matty Malaprop

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