wii U similar sounding comic firetruck siren double meaning - 6827732224
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Makes sense. Those long lines on release day surely conflicted with many stores' fire codes. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

composition universe liars atoms make up double meaning - 7140537600
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop

be bee black-eyed peas imma be literalism song title will.i.am - 5110933760
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Well one thing's for sure: the Black-Eyed Peas are most definitely bumble-ing their careers with the schlock they call music. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning draw something home homerun literalism run - 6156460032
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

So this one time I was drunkenly trying to Draw Something and my word was Shaq and all I could muster was a long stick figure and I couldn't even draw a circle correctly for his head so I blurred it out and then erased it and then screwed it up again and then dropped my phone so I just obscured the whole image with the word Kazaam. What I'm trying to say is: I'm really, really bad at Draw Something. - Matty Malaprop

standing head over heels Twist Ending heels head lolwut literalism - 6993988352
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

mauled maul mall homophone literalism double meaning - 6633860352
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Malling might be my new favorite verb. But only in this particular context. - Matty Malaprop

bank double meaning literalism shape - 6062878976
Via Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning half arm ICWUDT literalism pointing sign waxing - 6414667264
By xyzpdq1
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop

commit frog kermit literalism similar sounding the muppets - 6529630976
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

His friends and family tried to help him keep it all together, but he was just too frogone to care. - Matty Malaprop

book books cormac mccarthy jack kerouac literalism on on the road on top the road title - 4752647168
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop