What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's never mentioned EXPLICITLY in the series, but it's practically a bullet point in the plot line of every episode! - Matty Malaprop

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

His campaign may have come to an end, but the legacy of his punny first name lives on! - Matty Malaprop

It's cruel, sure, but it's still not the harshest sentence. That would be Helvetica Punishment. - Matty Malaprop

This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop

Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop

One night only, with openers The Bailiff! - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's gonna be Barackin' and rollin' all night... - Matty Malaprop

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