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Those eyes... those horrible eyes... probably don't like the feeling of blowing air smashing against them at point blank...?????? - Matty Malaprop

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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop