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... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop

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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

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It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop

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In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop

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I'd give you a Han for your correct answer, but it's a pretty Wookiee-level question to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm sure it's not what you were expecting, but hey, you can't say I was being dishonest! - Matty Malaprop

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I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop