after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, it's never mentioned EXPLICITLY in the series, but it's practically a bullet point in the plot line of every episode! - Matty Malaprop

cyan literalism nyan Nyan Cat rhyme rhyming similar sounding - 5339405056
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I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

oven mitts Mitt Romney literalism double meaning oven - 6847333376
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His campaign may have come to an end, but the legacy of his punny first name lives on! - Matty Malaprop

capital capital punishment caps lock double meaning literalism punishment - 5443104768
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It's cruel, sure, but it's still not the harshest sentence. That would be Helvetica Punishment. - Matty Malaprop

america american Hall of Fame literalism pan pan-american pans shape - 5963977984
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This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop

butterfly caterpillar eitheror homophones literalism metamorphosis similar sounding slash - 4792944896
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Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop