Makes sense. Those long lines on release day surely conflicted with many stores' fire codes. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop

Well one thing's for sure: the Black-Eyed Peas are most definitely bumble-ing their careers with the schlock they call music. - Matty Malaprop

So this one time I was drunkenly trying to Draw Something and my word was Shaq and all I could muster was a long stick figure and I couldn't even draw a circle correctly for his head so I blurred it out and then erased it and then screwed it up again and then dropped my phone so I just obscured the whole image with the word Kazaam. What I'm trying to say is: I'm really, really bad at Draw Something. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

So then in Laputa, all dancing is lap dancing? - Matty Malaprop

Malling might be my new favorite verb. But only in this particular context. - Matty Malaprop

It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop

His friends and family tried to help him keep it all together, but he was just too frogone to care. - Matty Malaprop

... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

I'm really beginning to think they should just rename the comic "Cyanide & Punniness." - Matty Malaprop