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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, come on! Doo-ex means about as much as Kim Jong-Un promising freedom to his people! - Matty Malaprop

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Strange though, that looks far more like a frog to me... - Matty Malaprop

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As long as you keep up Doom Blade mana and keep growling you can tap it and remove it from combat instead of having it die? Seems like a pretty exceptional ass to me! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop

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If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop

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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop