Strong, fearless and a capable swimmer. Seems like prime military material to me! - Matty Malaprop

Twihards scream for Twilight. I'd rather they be screaming in fear of being attacked by Ghostface. #JustSaying - Matty Malaprop

What do you think this is, Sticky? The Feeding of the Multitude? - Matty Malaprop

And it takes lots of time and a continuum education to fully appreciate its impact. - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will, but at least you know they aren't pigs! - Matty Malaprop

To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop

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