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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

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By Phishf00d (Via phishf00d)
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I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

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'Send Nudes' Reaches Full Potential, Escalates Into All Out War of Puns

People across the vast expanse of the interwebs are Facebook messaging "send nudes" puns to specific accounts, and posting the resulting screenshots. Online collaboration at its very finest, huh?

War of puns about the phrase 'SEND NUDES' and it goes all out.
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Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop