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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

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If the creationists want to disprove evolution, they really oughta get better about pressing the B button during the evolution cutscene! - Matty Malaprop