Could someone please explain this whole leather couch meme to me? It's a bit of an Alien concept in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

I would pay an absurd amount of money just to see the Toy Story toys do the snapping thing, not gonna lie... - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop

A fitting homage to a man who taught us all how to ink differently, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Especially if it guest-starred Rihanna, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop