The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

What a pear these two argumentative chaps make... - Matty Malaprop

Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

A bit disturbing, but truthful all the same. - Matty Malaprop

Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop

The most perscribed medication for Apple addiction.

Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop