iconography shoop che chernobyl prefix - 6765468928
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His propaganda truly mutated the way his admirers thought... - Matty Malaprop

the ramones similar sounding data Star Trek i wanna be sedated - 7084256768
By kilna
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Guess it explains all the robotic punk rock drumming that band pumped out during their career, eh? - Matty Malaprop

camo catchphrase coming double entendre double meaning Hall of Fame innuendo - 6218439936
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Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

contacts eye literalism advice lost - 7114649600
By Unknown
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

big bigfoot camera caught double meaning foot literalism - 6544834048
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Not to nitpick here, but I really need proof that this guy wears size 12 shoes or larger, otherwise this photographic "evidence" means stone nothing to me. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophones neologism similar sounding terror terrorist wrist - 4632945408
By Paradoxide
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Never let it be said that extremists such as this one don't wear their radical views on their sleeves. - Matty Malaprop

link lazy trolling misinterpretation literalism - 6898789632
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What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop

fisticuffs similar sounding literalism handle cup fist suffix - 6855388416
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Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."

At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop

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50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People

Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

From Ben Dover to Richard Johnson, and every name in between, some parents just didn't have enough forethought when they were choosing baby names, or they really didn't care that their kid was going to get bullied constantly. But either way, its the parents' fault. But if you thought these were bad, you should see how some of these people named their cats.

FAIL funny oh god why names funny names unfortunate names jo38ma3 - 1591301
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