This is the part where I admit to never having watched Friends, and thus have no idea if this is a reference to anything pertaining to the show. All I really know is that Chandler is a funny name. - Matty Malaprop

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop

Some puns are just bad to t-bone. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop

He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

OKAY YEAH SO MY POST TITLE IS REALLY BAD BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE DATE JOKES THAT AREN'T JUST THE PITS OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to a bear roaring over a bad club track for a full hour than listen to the Dev song this pun is referencing... - Matty Malaprop

He was in that movie, right? I know I could Google it, but that would require more effort than this drawing so it just doesn't seem worth it to me. - Matty Malaprop

Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster BloodworthyYpp says: "Stop your 'wine'-ing!"

In vino, sanguis. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop