Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop

Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

You're a student driver, Harry! - Matty Malaprop

Feel harder, damnit! That dog is all I have! - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's gonna be Barackin' and rollin' all night... - Matty Malaprop

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