It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

CHEW ON THAT FOR A WHILE, WHOVIANS. - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

My undies are drenched when I partake it those activities

Ugh, by now it's probably imponded. Today is the wartst! - Matty Malaprop

They left out my favorite: The Weeping Tech-Illiterate! - Matty Malaprop