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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

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Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop

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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

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Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop

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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop