He later told the press that he rejected the proposal, stating that it would too much of a Panetta in the ass to implement. - Matty Malaprop

But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps he lives outside of Baltimore, making it Marilyn Manson's Maryland Mansion? - Matty Malaprop

More music humor over at Music FAILS!

Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, let's just all admit it: Topenga was pretty damn exotic in Boy Meets World! - Matty Malaprop

I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop