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And the parts don't want to be tied up in it either! And the ties don't want to be embroiled themselves! And the broiler resents its inclusion in the whole affair also! And the affair was between Bobby Brown and someone else and well that's just creepy to even think about. - Matty Malaprop

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Their eyes can hardly even process such a heavy load of information. - Matty Malaprop

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♪ Guess the pitch of my quackin' wasn't enough / to make you moo-ove or waddle thro-ough / I said if I was a mallard, I'd still be standin' / in this anatidae line (anatidae line) / but for now I'll waddle all around and you can't pull me out of my duck queue. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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I'm a little steamed about the whole situation, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Moonstruck says: "I actually think this picture is quite TARAfying."

At the risk of angering a certain culture of equine-oriented fans... is this Tara Strong? My facial recognition skills are not really up to snuff most of the time... - Matty Malaprop

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This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

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I'm sorry, Punmasters. The Bronies made me post this. I'm deeply ashamed and am now off to commit seppuku. - Matty Malaprop