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Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop

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I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop

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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

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By Natalie
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Life is trash. I refuse to keep tolerating all the garbage that gets tossed my way day in and day out. - Matty Malaprop

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Given my history with Ikea product assembly, I'm mostly positive I'll never net this gig... - Matty Malaprop

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Personally I'd like about 12 more boxes of raspberries, but this does seem like a pretty sick way to go out. - Matty Malaprop

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I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

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