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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

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I see what you did there, presumably emo post titler who happened upon a diagram of a love hormone. - Matty Malaprop

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And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop

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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

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That's a pretty juicy piece of graffiti right there, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster BloodworthyYpp says: "Stop your 'wine'-ing!"

In vino, sanguis. - Matty Malaprop

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The only question I have here is: Will Antonio Banderas be voicing both of these darlings, or just one? - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

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Takes the term "Goose Down" to a whole new place, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

More Me Gusta over here!

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Because Pokémon Black and White are not as ethnically inclusive as they really ought to be. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not particularly certain why this person's last nerve is a rocket/missile/phallic-shaped-exploding-thing, but it's probably best not to ask... - Matty Malaprop

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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop