WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

Though it was well received, it was also the record that planted the seeds of demise for Smashing Pumpkins. - Matty Malaprop

What are you doing hanging out with a gross human, baby ocelot? Did you somehow manage to get yourself ocelost?? - Matty Malaprop

He's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty Malaprop

... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop

HAY GUISE WHATCHA DOIN' LOOKS LIKE FUN CAN I COME ALONG HAY WAIT PLEASE DON'T BRUSH ME OFF. - Matty Malaprop