YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I POSTED THE FIRST TWO VIDEOS IN THE SERIES IN REVERSE ORDER WHAT OF IT????? - Matty Malaprop

Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

Ever read "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" I guess riffle shuffling a deck of cards is essentially this stick figure's albatross. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

... but just because you can finally play locally doesn't mean you should stop writing angry Screwtape Letters to your Narnian ISPs! - Matty Malaprop

Now here's the kind of trash erotica I can really get into! - Matty Malaprop

After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop