Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop

Because venti cappuccinos are just silly. SILLY I SAY! - Matty Malaprop

Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, dam them all to shell! - Matty Malaprop

It has to be this representation of a Barbie-Q. The dolls can't bend into curved shapes to save their lives. - Matty Malaprop