Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop

I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop

But for those who need it, it's a great way to put a frantic, aimless life into cruise control. - Matty Malaprop