I can't get enough of these moose jokes, and that's the whole trhoof. - Matty Malaprop

The compass rose aligns the way it does because Eastwood kicked it into that position, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you now the next big trend to sweet the nation: Hybroplaning. - Matty Malaprop

And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop

Because Pokémon Black and White are not as ethnically inclusive as they really ought to be. - Matty Malaprop

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I'll admit it: I had no idea that The Wave was originally referred to as the Mexican Wave. I just thought someone was being randomly insensitive with this submission. Which honestly is probably still a good enough reason in my mind to put something on this site. - Matty Malaprop