Oh come on, band-aid friend! Just pentel that eraser how you really feel! - Matty Malaprop
... because nickel is magnetic. See what I did there? Terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop
Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop
I'll take 20 rolls. I'm going 2Pac all of my holiday presents in this stuff! - Matty Malaprop
But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop
Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop
Matryoshka'mon you guys! Have a little humility! - Matty Malaprop
We have to give them O for originality
PRO: This registered sex offender is in the system. CON: THIS REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS IN THE SYSTEM! - Matty Malaprop
