Man, that joke really came out bell-y up... - Matty Malaprop

Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop

Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

Some puns are worth waiting a lifetime for. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Now with added culture! - Matty Malaprop

Trolls need to get their nom-related priorities straight; there ain't no meat on that doll's bones! - Matty Malaprop