In his junger days this never would have happened! - Matty Malaprop

Understanding the nuances of the letter R in the pirate lexicon is really an ARRRRRRRRRtform in and of itself. - Matty Malaprop

As far as the Karen meltdowns go that we've come across, this cringeworthy video with Karen objecting at her son's wedding absolutely takes the cake. This is basically a Dr. Phil episode waiting to happen. 

Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop

It's less ridden with hipception than some I've seen, but you can still totally tell that this plaidipus smokes American Spirits. He was probably also listening to The Weeknd before they blew up like a House of Balloons. - Matty Malaprop

Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

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My grandfather looks about as haggard as Palpatine, so I suppose this makes sense. - Matty Malaprop

It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you feel so detached because you have a hard time opening up about your spotty past? Has your life been dotted by various troubles for as long as you can remember? It's okay. You can talk to me. I'm here to help. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Jeff Stahler