... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

James Blackshaw channeling anonymous Christian mystic, meet So Much Pun. So Much Pun, meet James Blackshaw channeling anonymous Christian mystic. I have no idea why this image evoked one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite guitarists, but I've learned not to question these sorts of things. - Matty Malaprop

At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

He's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster JayGeeKermit says: "If it was ice[d] coffee inside..."

See that terrible pun in the title? That's me dyslexically butchering the chinchilla's family name for fun and what might inevitably amount to the exact opposite of profit. WAMP. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

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