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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop

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And by the looks of it, he's doing a great job and will be receiving a not-insignificant tip for his troubles! - Matty Malaprop

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And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop

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♪ Who the FLAC you think you FLACin' with, I'm the FLAC King, boss / Twenty-one twelve, 180g vinyl rip that's me FLAC'in Rush / I rip 'em tight, there ain't no clippin' (WAT) / my compression's never jacked / my compression's never jacked ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop

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Listen, all I'm trying to do by stepping in is keep you from having a total meltdown. It's really not my fault, okay!? - Matty Malaprop