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Gotta hand it to those Sith Lords; they're total pros at fly fishing! - Matty Malaprop

For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

Pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun. - Matty Malaprop

That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

And when you're done shopping, you can always stop at Ash's Kanto Style Delibird for a delicious sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

On second thought, please don't answer that... - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope this coal-driven romantic doesn't end up being a Train in Vain today. - Matty Malaprop

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

I'm sorry, Punmasters. The Bronies made me post this. I'm deeply ashamed and am now off to commit seppuku. - Matty Malaprop

Some say it's a mistake to let the devil in. I say it's totally worth it for the rockin' abs his dark majesty brings to the table. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

It's really quite a site though, so much that you have to teeth it to believe it. - Matty Malaprop