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This is proof that a love of science is more than merely a knitche interest! - Matty Malaprop

SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop

I don't even care about the potentially abundant insensitivities nested within this pun. Parker Brüder is my new favorite toy company not close. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to punmaking, all things Star Trek-related are forever wetsuitable. - Matty Malaprop

I'm king of the... beets? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

If it is, then I guess that means we here at So Much Pun willow you an apology. - Matty Malaprop

(Try the veal, etc.)

Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

You can tell he's been waiting to go on this journey for ages. I mean, just look at that hat! - Matty Malaprop

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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!