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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

Just don't let them hound you too much with their eyes, otherwise you'll fall victim to their doggy wiles. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

On second thought, please don't answer that... - Matty Malaprop

He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop

Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

He may be a bull, but history shows he clearly never put up with no bull. - Matty Malaprop

Once enemies, now friends, and soon to be embroiled in an intergalactic chromance. - Matty Malaprop

Hark! A vagrant apostrophe! And he's come around to RUIN yet another otherwise perfect pun. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop