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Insert uncannily witty commentary about Wittgensteinean subjectivity and its relation to the above-featured Hollywood heartthrob here. - Matty Malaprop

To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop

For the Time-Being, hunt the Han Solo and his Wookiee. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Well I'll Bi damned. - Matty Malaprop

This one kinda makes sense if you're dyslexic I guess... - Matty Malaprop

Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, how much more boss can you get than being a god particle? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop

It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

And that day Estaban shed many tiramisus for his fallen friend Nuñez, as his sugar-caked hands were pudding him in the ground to rest. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship