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bloom broom literalism orlando bloom similar sounding - 6366102528
By arbor7
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Insert uncannily witty commentary about Wittgensteinean subjectivity and its relation to the above-featured Hollywood heartthrob here. - Matty Malaprop

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To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop

irrelevant elephant similar sounding old joke is old - 6694508032
By Meqad
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Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

boson Like a Boss phoning it in physicist similar sounding - 6427081472
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I mean, how much more boss can you get than being a god particle? - Matty Malaprop

answer cray Hall of Fame Jay Z kanye west lyrics question similar sounding song stray - 6184047360
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Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop

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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

similar sounding aleutian illusion sailors fake pirates cheesy island real - 5504921600
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Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning elton john Hall of Fame Jay Z replacement similar sounding Steve Martin surname surnames - 6414117376
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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

suing similar sounding apple know the difference sewing - 6729147904
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The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

dessert desert food puns perry bible fellowship similar sounding literalism - 4830895360
By Joneserson (Via www.pbfcomics.com)
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And that day Estaban shed many tiramisus for his fallen friend Nuñez, as his sugar-caked hands were pudding him in the ground to rest. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship