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By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

bohemian rhapsody Edgar Allan Poe Hall of Fame literalism lyrics poe poor queen similar sounding slang - 6451220736
Via Reddit
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

gregarious grey greyhounds prefix similar sounding - 5744508416
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Just don't let them hound you too much with their eyes, otherwise you'll fall victim to their doggy wiles. - Matty Malaprop

birch birches expletive similar sounding sup tree trees - 6509720576
By fraxyl
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

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He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop

after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding - 4910426624
By xyzpdq1
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

allies alloys iron man marvel silver surfer similar sounding - 6594778880
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Once enemies, now friends, and soon to be embroiled in an intergalactic chromance. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Hark! A vagrant apostrophe! And he's come around to RUIN yet another otherwise perfect pun. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

shift one fish two fish red fish blue fish similar sounding red blue one two dr seuss - 6638665984
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop