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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop

A peaceful galaxy... yes, that's precisely the kind of galaxy I Obi-Want to live in. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

I Missouri the days when the truly astonishing things in life were real, and not just hinted at in streams and runoffs. - Matty Malaprop

Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

Given how bizarre some of her songs are, this mashup makes more than perfect sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

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Maybe it's a hardware problem? If you ask me, it's probably just a case of shaken bacon. - Matty Malaprop

Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop

I don't want to claim this with any certainty, but I'm told this model is capable of driving through Pepper Pottholes without the driver feeling a thing! - Matty Malaprop

Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

When comes the part where he DROPS off the radar of American consciousness? That's gonna be my favorite part, no question. - Matty Malaprop