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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

Let us all judge not by the color of skin, but by the proper grooming thereof. - Matty Malaprop

Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure to keep him away from any Eucalyptus products you might sell. That's just bad EV right there. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing screams koality like funny Animal Capshunz!

When comes the part where he DROPS off the radar of American consciousness? That's gonna be my favorite part, no question. - Matty Malaprop

We wanted to launch the site earlier, but do you have ANY idea how long it took to acquire a good backlog of Magikarp LoLz? - Matty Malaprop