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Larry David does sort of live on through the parasitic absorption of other people, now that I think about it. #NoHeDoesn't #IJustNeededAPunchline #I'mSoSorry #ButNotReally - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop

A stunning documentary that proves once and for all that there's always money in the banana stand. - Matty Malaprop

... and any other household mallardies there might be in your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

Inflection is everything. It would behoove you to remember that in the future, Porky. - Matty Malaprop

You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

I thought it just made you a well-adjusted human being, but maybe I missed the memo? - Matty Malaprop

If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop

You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!

Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop