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Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop

Never in my life did I imagine I'd find myself rooting FOR Vin Diesel, but... - Matty Malaprop

Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I don't want to claim this with any certainty, but I'm told this model is capable of driving through Pepper Pottholes without the driver feeling a thing! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster duguk says: "I think I went a bit overboard; there was really no need to sink so low."

I merely say: Too soon? - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope no pompous pigs roll around the neighborhood, less we all end up on the Sesame Streets of Rage. - Matty Malaprop

Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure to keep him away from any Eucalyptus products you might sell. That's just bad EV right there. - Matty Malaprop

Nothing screams koality like funny Animal Capshunz!

I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

Are Cuban HD monitors as infamously difficult to acquire as Cuban cigars? This editor is dying to know. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, if he was, it'd have to be X-rated based solely on the Nick Furry/Sabertooth scene alone, right? - Matty Malaprop

We have to drink deeper. - Matty Malaprop