similar sounding

similar sounding guacamole whack a mole suffix - 7138208512
Via Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I have to ask: Do you get to eat the ones you whack? Because that would obviously make this the BEST EVER game. - Matty Malaprop

asset bank basset hound hound juxtaposition piggy bank similar sounding - 5727480832
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

... but it's not really an asset hound, is it? I mean, wouldn't an asset hound be a plastic basset hound bank? #literalismFAIL - Matty Malaprop

cliché friend nacho never not your similar sounding - 5133830144
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Get that chip off your shoulder, and then maybe we can see if we can make things work. - Matty Malaprop

colin mochrie longform payoff similar sounding whose line is it anyway worth it - 6519546112
Via Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

In a tragic twist, the monks were found dead in their monastery a few days later. The crime scene was a massacre, and a very somber coroner was forced to ask a question no one ever wants to hear: "Officer, whose spine is this, anyway?" - Matty Malaprop

i fought the law law lawn literalism similar sounding song - 6484922880
By jc2581
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

In this time-worn clash of titans, there are never any winners. - Matty Malaprop

Compressed depressed literalism psychiatrist similar sounding - 5222818304
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Looking at his file, he's one of the most troubled patients I've ever met. I think he might be suffering from a very .rar disease... - Matty Malaprop

bulb lightbulb literalism similar sounding watt what - 5981032960
By Nimo
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Electricity may seem like a screwy concept to the scientifically disinclined, but hey, at least it powers your apartment! - Matty Malaprop

cyan literalism nyan Nyan Cat rhyme rhyming similar sounding - 5339405056
By Phishf00d (Via phishf00d)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

disciplinary double meaning Hall of Fame hearing herring literalism lolwut misinterpretation similar sounding - 5810999808
By Sern and Ben
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I mean, do you have any idea how much it costs to order a custom herring-sized spiked collar!? - Matty Malaprop

leaf leave literalism similar sounding puns joke - 6430448896
By Wes (Via Hotchkiss Comics)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I am however curious as to what "fisnish" means... - Matty Malaprop

cat caterpillar homophones kitten literalism metamorphosis or pillar similar sounding syllables - 4772733440
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop

breakfast dos equis egg eggs Hall of Fame lolwut meme similar sounding the most interesting man in the world - 5444528128
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

cars critique feed literalism lolwut porsche portions similar sounding spelling fail suffix - 5084133120
By dbryanw
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Apparently obesity and intellectual impairment go hand in hand, because the last time I checked, "Porche" was actually spelled Porsche... - Matty Malaprop

after before kristen wiig literalism not similar sounding spelling surname wig wiig - 6080265472
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop