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His friends and family tried to help him keep it all together, but he was just too frogone to care. - Matty Malaprop

Civility is for the birds! - Matty Malaprop

SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop

The man has a doctorate in making people laugh, you know. - Matty Malaprop

The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

Genocide never looked so cyooooot! - Matty Malaprop

Is there a "10-Second Puns #1?" UNCLEAR. I DIDN'T DO ANY RESEARCH ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M VERY LAZY. - Matty Malaprop

Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop

... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop

Join the dark side; we can offer you faces. - Matty Malaprop

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

Voldemort's come to steal Pooh's honey again!? Oh bother. - Matty Malaprop

You're hilarious, Harry!