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billy corgan Bullet With Butterfly Wings lyric nicolas cage parody rhyming similar sounding smashing pumpkins song - 4871813888
By EmZajex
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At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

burrito cat purrito similar sounding wrapped up - 4780270848
By xyzpdq1
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Just make sure to take some Tums beforehand, because those whiskers are tantamount to nuclear fallout for your guts. - Matty Malaprop

fck-you cee-lo green shoop ken jeong community similar sounding literalism cee lo change chang - 6707671808
Via Reddit
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I see you drivin' round Greendale with Alison Brie, and I'm like... well damnit I can't think of anything Community-related that rhymes with f!ck you. F!CK. - Matty Malaprop

bloom broom literalism orlando bloom similar sounding - 6366102528
By arbor7
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Insert uncannily witty commentary about Wittgensteinean subjectivity and its relation to the above-featured Hollywood heartthrob here. - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci literalism math nachos pattern sequence shape similar sounding suffix - 6593853440
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

e-e-cummings glass grass grasshopper literalism prefix similar sounding - 5640761856
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One thousand internetz to the first person to re-write the cummings poem my title is based on (with correct spacing, obviously). - Matty Malaprop

emo emo kid finding nemo literalism Photo posing similar sounding - 6152055296
By Unknown
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From the looks of it, I think he kinda wishes he would have too. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, emo kid.

disciplinary double meaning Hall of Fame hearing herring literalism lolwut misinterpretation similar sounding - 5810999808
By Sern and Ben
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I mean, do you have any idea how much it costs to order a custom herring-sized spiked collar!? - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame literalism prefix sarcasm shark similar sounding - 6138537728
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... because, you know, he lives underwater and stuff. Um. Yeah. #WHATISJOKESIDON'TEVEN - Matty Malaprop