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pentagram sanitizer satan similar sounding - 6552303872
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What skin could be cleaner than skin that is burned clean off? - Matty Malaprop

dancer gogo gogo dancer homophone literalism similar sounding Van Gogh Vincent van Gogh - 5757795584
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He was never much of a dancer though. He just never really had much of an ear for rhythm. - Matty Malaprop

chinese food homophone Lame Pun Coon literalism restaurant similar sounding so tso - 5644385536
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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

bad joke is bad literalism recall similar sounding total total recall turtle - 6550720256
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... am I the only imagining Schwarzenegger kitten after seeing this? - Matty Malaprop

See the original version of this pun here! Thanks to violetD for the inspiration!

cliché double meaning Hall of Fame knife Reese Witherspoon similar sounding spoon with - 5519861504
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If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop