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carpal tunnel carpool lolwut no relation random similar sounding tunnel - 5418308864
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You might wanna take a hiatus from the whole commuting thing for a while, lest your wrists unexpectedly and suddenly brake. - Matty Malaprop

Mass dat ass meme ass similar sounding - 6638078464
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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

breaking bad shoop similar sounding mess - 7115104256
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Looks like their product isn't the only thing they're adept at tailoring. - Matty Malaprop

euphoria Hall of Fame jew lolwut prefix similar sounding - 6268915712
By Erik
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Jewphoria really is the only way to describe that feel when you realize jew only live once. - Matty Malaprop

gifs Hall of Fame Harry Potter rhyme rhyming similar sounding stairs whip my hair willow smith - 6378828544
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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

crush hour literalism rush rush hour similar sounding - 5070256896
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TRUE STORY: I've twice had to share my bus commute to work with a posse of loud, unruly kindergarteners this week. I feel like my being crushed in the door of a subway train would be a mercy killing at this point. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hide hide and seek homophone literalism seek sikh similar sounding - 6065299712
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It does make hiding in a pile of laundry a fair bit easier, though! - Matty Malaprop

teenage mutant ninja turtles shoop donatello nutella similar sounding - 6870570496
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Punmaster mario_lattimore says: "The crime fighter who goes great with toast."

His signature move is the hazelnut spread 'em. - Matty Malaprop

chimpanzee fry futurama investment literalism ponzi ponzi scheme scheme similar sounding suffix - 6233556480
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I don't actually know what investing has to do with HR... but come on, the pun was right there! - Matty Malaprop