Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop
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By Unknown
Let's just hope this coal-driven romantic doesn't end up being a Train in Vain today. - Matty Malaprop
It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!
Via FY Modern Family
Other things that come with this gif: Sass, subpar dance moves and a realization that yellow is most definitely not his color. - Matty Malaprop
What was that one really annoying song they wrote? The one that got played all the time in my hometown of Backwoods, Montucky? "Ramblin' Man?" I really HATE that song. - Matty Malaprop
By nadirzenith
Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop
By Lord_Clure
See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop
By failbLOLg (Via The Pun King)
I suppose it's still far better than attempting to illustrate your one-eyed water-spitting snake, at least. - Matty Malaprop
