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Beautifying the world, one environment-crippling gas leak at a time. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

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Recaption

I mean, what if there's a leak in your engine block? Those chemicals that power your chariot are terribly poisonous, you know! - Matty Malaprop

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By Kheldarn
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Let's just hope no pompous pigs roll around the neighborhood, less we all end up on the Sesame Streets of Rage. - Matty Malaprop

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I have no idea where OP acquired this vehicle, but it looks like quite an awesome find to me! - Matty Malaprop

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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

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When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

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So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop

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I Missouri the days when the truly astonishing things in life were real, and not just hinted at in streams and runoffs. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kevmeister
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I swear to god, if there's a Harry Potter sequel that prominently features extraterrestrials, I'm out like Anderson Cooper in an Audi 5000. - Matty Malaprop

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Van 1: Full of "free candy." Van 2: Full of young children. They meet in the middle at the common trait of "lawsuit." - Matty Malaprop