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Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

They're taking the hobbits to... Imaxengard? - Matty Malaprop

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This is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
this is the way the world ends
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